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This is a Muppet Newsflash!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    In the style of the Muppet Newsman, type in a report...a quick few sentences...to announce a Muppet Newsflash!

    Example:
    ---------

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!

    There will be a recount on the votes regarding the election of Paper or Plastic. It seems that incumbent votes were mysteriously written in for cardboard boxes. When asked about the mysterious votes, the cardboard box had no comment.

    Who writes this stuff?
    --------------

    Next Newsflash?
  2. This is a Muppet Newsflash!

    Reports are saying that a Mr. Lew Zealand has the paper towels. BUT, what color are their hands now and who has the peanut butter?
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

    In recent days a mysterious new Fraggle Animal has taken over Fraggle Rock, it appears to be a cross between a Dozer and a Bull, wait, how can this be?

    Oh, sorry, I read that wrong.

    *ah hum*

    A Fraggle rock band had been taken over by a Bull-Dozer.

    *sound of loud rock music*

    *a bulldozer bursts into the newsroom, knocking down the Newsman, and blaring loud rock music*

    Oh, bother...
  4. MockMockChef

    MockMockChef New Member

    HERE IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!


    For the first time in history, a invention of Muppet labs WORKS!
    The invention of Muppet Labs was an on batteries working airplane.

    Voice of Bunsen:Take a parachute!The batteries are not charghed!
    The airplane goes fall down!
    Beaker yells :eek: and jumps out the airplane without parachute
    The Newsman says:Oh No!
    Beaker lands in the studio on the head of the Newsman.The Newsman is knock-out.Bunsen says:It's good, you land on somthing soft.
    And when the Newsman says:Where am i!
    falls the airplane on his head and hes back knock-out.
    Then comes Bunsen in the studio and says:Next time whe wil use charged batteries!
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    This is a MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

    The stage lights are not working, which is why I m reporting from the dark. Kermit the frog has run down to Sesame Street to try to bring back The Count von Count who will provide a lighting show until we get the lights back on.

    KERMIT: All right, Count your on in five

    *the Count runs right in*

    COUNT: Five, that's five seconds, four, three, oh I love it, two, one...Ah, ha, ah

    *A bolt of lighting strikes the newsman*

    *and another*

    COUNT: Two, that's two bolts of lighting! Ah, ha, ah

    *and another, and another, and another.....*

    NEWSMAN: Heeeelp

    SCOOTER: Hey, Newzy, Lighten up

    *and another...*
  6. MockMockChef

    MockMockChef New Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!

    For the first time in history, a invention of Muppet labs WORKS!
    The invention of Muppet Labs was an on batteries working airplane.

    Voice of Bunsen:Take a parachute!The batteries are not charghed!
    The airplane goes fall down!
    Beaker yells :eek: and jumps out the airplane without parachute
    The Newsman says:Oh No!
    Beaker lands in the studio on the head of the Newsman.The Newsman is knock-out.Bunsen says:No resen to worry, you land on somthing soft.
    Then says the Newsman:Where am i! and falls the airplane on his head and hes back knock-out.

    (This is the good version.When i saw the fould in the other it was to late to edit. :o )
  7. ryhoyarbie

    ryhoyarbie Active Member

    Here is a Muppet News Flash!

    A string of people walked into the oval office of the White House today and demanded to know why Bush didn't have security in place in stopping the people coming in. Bush later boarded the entrance to the oval officer from outside. He later realized the next morning he couldn't get into the office to do his work. Then Nelson from the Simpsons came up and laughed at him.

    ryan
  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    This is a Muppet NEws Flash:

    You are all weirdos.

    *gets attacked by Gonzo and Gonzo's kind*
  9. This is a Muppet Newsflash

    Reports are coming in from all over the world complaining about false news. Sorces say they are coming with blow torches and chainsaws to the Muppet Newsroom. And that's the news for tonight! (all the people come with blow torches and chainsaws)
  10. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

    The Muppet Theater's catering servece has forgoten the pizza. Not to worry, as a plane is on it's way here to drop off it's supplies before landing.

    *checks the papers*

    Drop off it's supplies before landing? Shouldn't that be the other way arou…

    *gets burried by pizzas from the sky*
  11. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *Newsman enters wearing only a large mac*

    This is a Muppet News Flash

    *screen goes black*
  12. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH:

    *Gonzo runs in and takes the Newsman's photo*

    I'm blind.
  13. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

    Agriculturists are saying that right now is the time of year you want to plant those fast growing pumpkins, because before long all the kingdoms will be having a ball and you don't want your daughter to have to walk there. We've also been warned that all the fairy godmothers of the world are on strike, so grow 'em big and add wheels.

    *looks offstage*

    This isn't news, people! Who's our researcher? Hans Christian Anderson?
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    This is a Muppet News Flash

    *sneezes*

    Acording to unfoudned rumers...

    *blows nose*

    ...all of this contry...

    *sneezes*

    ...has been infected by terrorist...

    *blwos nose, sneezes, blows nose*

    ...terrorist versions of the common...

    *sneezes*

    ...cold.

    CUT TO: A large screen is being watched by milling shoppers. Teh newsflash is being shown on the screen.

    *All the shopeprs sneeze towards the screen*

    CUT TO: Newsroom

    *newsman gets blown away*
  15. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    (News music starts playing)

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!!!!!

    Sirens close to the muppet show theatre have been going off for days! When will it end! (A federal thunderbolt muppet character comes in and blasts the newsman out of the news room!) ;) ;)
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

    In the wake of hurricanes Charlie, Francis, and Ivan comes Hurricane Elvis! While the others are dumping tons of rain and ripping cities apart with high winds, Hurrican Elvis is burying folks under tons of fried peanut butter sandwiches, Jelly rolls, and bacon.

    *The food is dumped on him*

    Oh, man. And this was my good suit.
  17. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH:-

    I am a big ugly fool and I smell, and I like to... HEY! WHO TAMPERED WITH THE AUTO-CUE!! THAT'S IT... I QUIT!!!

    (Music plays and newsman storms out of the studio angrily)

    :boo: :- Hey, that was the most truthful thing I've ever heard on the show!
    :sleep: :- I dunno, they once said the show was bad
    :boo: :- DO HO HO HO!
  18. Lisa D

    Lisa D New Member

    Here's a Muppet News Flash:

    Scientists report that the use of electric shocks on lab rats may cause an increase in efficiency and productivity. In a related story, lab rats report that electric shocks on lab rats may cause an increase in rat bites among scientists
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    HA HA HA!! Funny, Lisa!!
  20. JaniceFerSure

    JaniceFerSure Active Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH: This just in from Baltimore,Maryland. Many people have been fainting all over,not realizing that they were smelling fumes from the new limburger cheese plant. I thought they were smelling me at first.<leaving desk & heard off-screen> Hey,who added that line?!


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