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This is a Muppet Newsflash!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. Lisa D

    Lisa D New Member

    Why thank you! :D
  2. JaniceFerSure

    JaniceFerSure Active Member

    This is a Muppet News Flash: In the news: Driving roads everwhere have a new 'twist' added to them.Considering that a rollercoaster designer has been made the Head of Inner-State Highways,people are stating they now get to their destinations quicker,but not in one piece. *shakes head & leaves desk*
  3. Docnzhoss

    Docnzhoss Active Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

    A woodchuck that could chuck wood chucked a chunk of wood and the chucked wood chunk collapsed on a rubber baby buggy bumper. There is currently a standoff between woodchucks and baby buggy drivers and authorities are at a loss...(baby buggy drivers and woodchucks enter the studio and a riot ensues. Newsman is trampled)
  4. GonzoLeaper

    GonzoLeaper Well-Known Member

    (Newsman is at his usual desk, but now has DELL Windows XP PC in the background)
    Newsman: "This is a Muppet NewsFlash! Computer users everywhere are reportedly being greeted with a new message when they log onto the Internet with America Online. Instead of the usual "You've Got Mail!" greeting, people are reportedly being greeted with "You've got hail!" and then being buried in a pile of rocks. These reports have yet to be confirmed."
    (Newsman turns to his computer to check his E-mail)
    (Talking to himself)Newsman: "That's the craziest thing I've ever heard."
    (Newsman logs onto AOL)
    (Background Voice): "You've got hail!"
    (Newsman is buried in a pile of rocks)
    Newsman: Aaaahhhh!!!!



    Yeah, I know it's corny, but aren't they all? :D Besides, the corny ones are usually the really funny ones anyway. :halo: :)
  5. Docnzhoss

    Docnzhoss Active Member

    When it comes to News flashes, the more corn the better.

    This is a Muppet News Flash!
    The government is training a corps of ears of corn to act as international spies. These ears of corn are learning to track down potentially dangerous individuals, especially those in the media who have influence over many people (ears of corn begin popping up behind him and glaring at him). I want you all to know that this is the most ridiculous concept I've ever heard. I'll trust an ear of corn the same day I trust a turtle to take...(ears of corn give a war cry and tackle the Newsman).
  6. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    This is a muppet newsflash! It has been reported that one in 5 buildings have a layer of billions of angry cats under their floorboards. So next time you hear squeaking and scratching from your ceiling it is probably...

    * Thousands of cats land on him *

    Erm...Ouch.
  7. Docnzhoss

    Docnzhoss Active Member

    This is a Muppet Newsflash!

    There are strange things afoot this Halloween season. It appears that monsters disguised as trick-or-treaters disguised as monsters are showing up on people's doorsteps demanding candy, seven-course meals and...people. Be on the lookout for these monsters disguised as trick-or-treaters disguised as monsters. (Doorbell rings. Newsman goes to the door and opens it. Outside are three trick-or-treaters [obviously monsters in disguise]).

    Newsman: Well, hello there trick-or-treaters, don't you all look so cute! Here's some candy-

    Trick-or-treater #1: Hey, do you have any filet mignon?

    Trick-or-treater #2: Or how about soup and sandwich?

    Newsman: Well, no I...

    Trick-or-treater #3: Well, then we'll just eat you!!!!!!

    Newsman: No, not me, I...waahh!
  8. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    This is a Muppet Newsflash. Today it was reported that old men keep appearing out of people's hats. So watch out for that. In an unrelated topic, I hope my viewers like this lovely new hat I've bought

    * Statler and Waldorf pop out of his hat *

    Statler: This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen!!
    Waldorf: I dont know. I quite like it
    Statler: Please, the only thing you could ever use a hat for is covering up the bald!!
  9. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    This is a Muppet News Flash:

    Today there is no news because nothing disasterous has happened. Yet.

    *Gets hit by lightning*

    Bother.
  10. Docnzhoss

    Docnzhoss Active Member

    This is a Muppet News Flash!
    I'm sad to say that due to an overbearing diet of milk and cookies, Santa Claus is too fat to fly in his sleigh, resulting in the cancellation of Christmas this year. Yes, it's a sad time to be a...wait a second, this just in! Santa Claus has employed twelve new tiny reindeer and a bull-necked, red-nosed-juiced-up reindeer to lead his sleigh! Santa has reportedly been spotted on radar locally and (a loud crash is heard above the Newsman and a grotesquely large Santa falls on top of him. In a muffled voice, we hear "Welcome back, Santa").
  11. JaniceFerSure

    JaniceFerSure Active Member

    <Newsman entering screen,running to his desk>

    This is a Muppet Newsflash!

    *reading* Dateline,now: This just in Santa has decided to take a holiday. He is now vacationing on the beaches of Miami,along with Mrs. Claus.To take his place this year will be his elves Daniel,Rudy & Schmoo. When last spotted,the Christmas sleigh was heading over the Muppet newsroom. <Newsman looks up & gets klunked with a present> Thanks Schmoo!
  12. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NES FLASH

    Rouldolf the red nosed raindear has...

    Wait, that can't be right. Rain?

    *thunder*

    *a storm breaks over the Newsman's head*

    Bother...
  13. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH

    Only just recently we recieved a report that Frosty the Snowman has melted. Yes, the beloved snowman was on his way back to the North Pole when he got too close to a burning building last night. And so, unlike the song says, Frost will in fact not be back again some day.
  14. Animal Jam

    Animal Jam New Member

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!

    A plane carrying valuble items had to jettison it's cargo. The cargo was, 1000 pounds of platinum, (platinum falls on his right) and a "42" inch plasma TV. (TV falls on his left) Well I think this is the first time that nothing has fallen on me. Wait, i forgot something, a DELL com...(computer falls on him and knocks him out.)
  15. tutter_fan

    tutter_fan Well-Known Member

    (News music: News man enters running to his desk)

    THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!

    There are rumors that someone on "The price is right" (The most popular game show in american history) has won a Motor home worth over $70,000! (Newsman to himself: I hope I don't get hurt by one!) (Just as he says that , the huge motor home falls down on him!)
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    This is a Muppet News Flash.

    This just in. Muppet fans are desperatly petitioning that no more bad things happen to the Muppet Newsman.

    *newsman gets belted by fruit and vegies from the audience*

    Audience: Liar! Boo! Hiss! Give us some news we care about.
  17. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Newsman: This is a Muppet newsflash! I quit....

    *leaves*

    Animal *excitedly*: RE-PLACE!! RE-PLACE!! ANIMAL RE-PLACE!!


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