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When you need to rant...

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by miss kermie, Apr 4, 2012.

  1. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ok... Rants... I thought, if everyone had a rant, we'd have a million rants in the discussion thing... Soooooooooo..... Everyone who has a rant, go ahead and Rant here.
    (P.S. I stole rant threads from Shnowth, and DrTooth)
  2. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What's the deal with lampshades? If it's a lamp, why do you want shades?
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  3. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Ha Ha Ha! You made me kaugh! And I'm still laughing! Ha HA Ah hoo!
    Wierd.
    Why do they have to make difficult words for little things? Why do they have synonyms? It doesn't make sense!!!
  4. mr3urious Active Member

    What's the deal with "fun size" candies? I don't see what's so fun about smaller sizes!
  5. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    You made me laugh too! Is this the Rant thread, or the stand up comedy thread? LOL!

    Why do they call them smilies, if not all of them smile?
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  6. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Well, what's the deal with rant threads? Everybody's got problems, heck, if I got rid of all the people in my life who has problems, I'd be the loneliest man on earth... and I wouldn't even be here either.
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  7. Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    "Tomatoes! What are they? A vegetable or...fruit?"
  8. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Why do they call it false honesty, when it's just lying?
  9. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Silly rabbit. Tomatoes is POISON!
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  10. Muppet fan 123 Well-Known Member

    I mean, what is the deal with smart cars? They're not smart! They can't talk!
    (Quote from The Office)
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  11. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    What's the deal with people thinking they're smart and talking incessantly? ;)

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  12. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Why do they call them chairs? And not sitting things?
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  13. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    What the hey is this fad of verbing nouns? "Impact" is NOT A VERB DANG IT!

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  14. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

  15. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Why do they call them siblings?
    Why brothers and sisters?
    Why not girls and Boys related to me or something?
  16. miss kermie Well-Known Member

    That was random.
    What's up with random stuff? Why's it gotta be outta context?
  17. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What's the deal with so many actors and actresses basically being clones of everyone else? How are we supposed to tell them apart? Why did Amy Adams dye her hair red and look like Jenna Fischer? Why does Lea Michele look like Jennifer Garner? Is Jesse Eisenberg supposed to be an alternative to Michael Cera? Are the Kardashians ever going to go away?
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  18. newsmanfan Well-Known Member

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    I don't know; try eyeball scanning; I don't know; I have no idea who those people even are; ditto; and gawd I hope so.

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  19. Oscarfan Well-Known Member

    Why do we drive on the parkway, but park in a parking lot?
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  20. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    What's the deal with Toddlers & Tiaras? I mean everybody is always complaining about that show and everything, why is it still on the air? Same with Dance Moms. Who runs the FCC these days anyway?

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