Where is that guy they know as Beau?

[Beauregard]

He did? *kicks KA while he's down* I'll try and keep him in check.

 

[The Count]

Animal: More sto-ry! More sto-ry! More sto-ry! More story!!!

 

[Beauregard]

*writes Animal out of story...or at least out of the thread*

*evil chuckle*

Oh the joy of literary power.

 

[D'Snowth]

He did? *kicks KA while he's down* I'll try and keep him in check.

Wait a minute... Beau, I thought you were English... so, wouldn't you spell it "cheque" instead of "check"?

 

[Beauregard]

As if I'd pay a cheque to keep that Czech King is check! *ticks the box*

 

[The Count]

*Animal's eyebrows flip all the way up: Wha?!? *Savagely mauls the "Bad Bo!"
More sto-ry!!

 

[redBoobergurl]

BEAU! Welcome back!!!

 

[Beauregard]

BEAU! Welcome back!!!

Thank you! Always good to know my back is welcome.

 

[Luke]

.... and if the internet rumour mill is to be believed, hairier than a yeti!

 

[Beauregard]

"...mine brother is an hairy man, I am an smooth man!" - Jacob

And mine brother is Byron...