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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.
YMBAOMF if, when someone says phenomena or any word resembling mahna, you say "doo-doo-doo-doo-doo"
YMBAOMF if you see the Muppet performers as bigger people than celebrities who are always in the news. If I met a Muppet performer, I'd probably pass out from excitement. But if I met another celebrity, like say, the President, I wouldn't think of it as a big deal.
OMG!!! FRANK OZ!!!
*Adele shows up*
Oh. Hey Adele.
Miss Piggy does something, you have to do it.
If someone's lost, you suggest Harry Krishna
You wanna play a banjo just cuz Kermit does.
You try to write material for Fozzie Bear
You're Elmo and you know it.
Yep, you nailed it.
I have another word: synonymous
YMBAOMF if you thought the Jim Henson Company produced every puppet television show, movie, and commercial EVER in the whole entire universe.
YMBAOMF if you think the world will be better if the Jim Henson company produced all television shows, movies, and commercials.
You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...
You get advice and follow it from Kermit
You cry during im going to go back there someday in the Muppet movie
YMBAOMF if you say "Ah ah ah" after solving each Math problem in school.
YMBAOMF if you were a waiter singing "Granada" and dropping the customer's food while dancing.
YMBAOMF if, when you're teachers says "now, this is what we call...", and you feel like saying, "The Muppet Show".
YMBAOMF if you imagine chickens on a well dressed moose.
YMBAOMF if you think "wembling" should be an official word.
Or you use it so much you think it's official.
...if upon hearing Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" for the first time, the stomp-like percussion immediately brought to your mind images of Grover being trampled trying to explain the word "Walk"
...if a random set decoration in Todd Manning's office on General Hospital reminds you of the Food Muppet from Land of Gorch.
...when asking a librarian if they have a certain book in, you can't help also adding "and a box of cookies"
You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...
you've memorized (and can sing) the lyrics to "Windmills of Your Mind"
you know the birthdays of not only the SS characters, but their respective Muppeteers as well (e.g. Cookie Monster: November 2, Frank Oz: May 25)
you try to catch fish by shouting "HEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!!!"
you still sing or hum "Rubber Duckie" in the shower
you have as more tracks by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on your iPhone or laptop than by the majority of the other artists
you ask people if they've heard of the Banana Sketch
you say "Chicken Soup? What is this?" if you don't understand something
Your idea of sweet talk is "I like gooey peanut butter. You may not like gooey peanut butter. Still we like each other"
You think of Kermit every time you see a rainbow.
...you can't sing 'Twelve Days of Christmas' without adding 'Ba-dum-bum' after 'Five gold rings'.
...in your mind, Bob Cratchit will always be short and green.
...for you, Emmet Otter isn't just a Christmas special, it's a way of life.
So is Tiny Tim
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