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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Whenever someone "pokes" you on Facebook, all you think of is this...

  2. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if...
    • You wonder why Adam Levine wasn't made into a Muppet for Sesame's recent The Voice parody
    • You never go into an empty telephone booth due to a fear of being mobbed by monsters named Mondipoorg
    • You start looking for Insta-Grow Pills at your local pharmacy
    • You make banana splits with an axe
    • When you get writer's block, you think of Fozzie stuck in the typewriter ("I wonder if this ever happened to Neil Simon")
    • Whenever someone asks you for directions, you ask, "You're lost? Have you tried Rev. Harry Krishna?"
  3. lady piggy

    lady piggy Well-Known Member

    Ur a Muppets fan when you go to the store and see Muppet stuff but ur bumed out because you already have it
  4. FrackleFan2012

    FrackleFan2012 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you're posting on the YMBAOMF thread right now.
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  5. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    You're an OMF? Me too!

    YMBAOMF if...
    • you've read Jim Henson: The Works, Sesame Street: A Celebration of 40 Years, and Of Muppets and Men from cover to cover.
    • you prefer Muppet versions of popular songs or classical tunes to the originals (E.g. Dr. Teeth's "Money" or Robin's "Over the Rainbow")
    • you're afraid of the doctor's office turning into a jungle
    • your idea of fun is sitting in a balcony with an old friend (interpret that however you want) and heckling every performance
    • you never share cookies with anyone
    • you write letters to yourself just so you can count them
    • you can count blocks, but not oranges!
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  6. MuppetySmurf

    MuppetySmurf Member

    You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if:
    •Someone says the name of a celebrity(Julie Andrews, for example.)and the first thing that comes to your head is:"I remember them from that Muppet Show episode!"
    •You tried radishes for the first time because of Fraggle Rock.
    •You hear someone with a trumpet and request him to play TMS theme.
    •You cannot do a Dracula impression without saying:"Seven, seven bats!! Ahahahah!"
    •You Google search recipes for doozer sticks.
    •Whenever someone says something about Sweden or Swedish people, you have to say "bork bork bork!"
    •You've ever attempted to eat a cookie like Cookie Monster.
    •You voted for Obama just to save Sesame Street.
    •You've walked in a hospital and said:" And now, Veteranarian's Hospital…"
    •You had a weird echo and the first thing you said was:"Piiiiggss iiinn Sssppaaaacccee!!!"
    •You cried when Jerry Nelson died
    Okay, that's all I've got…
  7. PanthraDion

    PanthraDion Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if to memorize certain pieces of information you relate what you are trying to memorize to a song from Fraggle Rock/The Muppet Show/Sesame Street.
    YMBAOMF if you have found Swedish Chef Google.
    YMBAOMF if when you hear someone say something that is from a Muppet song you hum that song quietly to yourself.
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  8. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if...
    • you grow a mustache like Floyd Pepper's
    • you need a monster to stretch your shoes out
    • you "forward" a singing email to someone, but can't remember who it's from (extra points if your recipient's last name is Johnson)
    • your buddy is sleeping, but you don't mind if he's sleeping, because that's what friends are for!
    • you wonder how Jerry, Jim, and Richard are doing up there right now
  9. PanthraDion

    PanthraDion Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you use the Swedish Chef Google instead of the regular, boring, google. :D
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  10. Bridget

    Bridget Well-Known Member

    :attitude: YMBAOMF If you imitate Sam The Eagle whenever you stand up for the Pledge Of Allegiance.
  11. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    ...If you're prone to random bouts of belting out "La la la - LINOLEUM!!!"

    ...If whenever you listen to "Disappointed" by Electronic, you hear Boober in the back of your head rattling off "Disappointed, perhaps...distressed...distraught..."

    ...If whenever someone asks you if you have any plans, you reply "I take the golden 'an' in the tan van, i give it to Dan who takes it to Fran - that's the plan!"

    ...If whenever you take an egg out of a carton, you replace it with a cookie. Bonus points if at the last egg, you eat the cookies one by one while counting down.
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  12. PanthraDion

    PanthraDion Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if when you forget a lunch and have to borrow money, you start humming "Yucky".
  13. PanthraDion

    PanthraDion Well-Known Member

    Double-posting. Sorry. I just have a few I want to post before I forget them.

    YMBAOMF if...
    1. Whenever you hear the words 'frog' and catching' you think of the song "Frog Kissing."
    2. You spend your day with random muppet quotes floating around your head for no reason.
    3. When someone calls a regular hand-puppet a muppet, you mentally list off up to a dozen differences between the hand-puppet and a real muppet. (Keep in mind that this person in not a big muppet fan, and infact has seen only a few muppety things.)
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  14. Muppet fan 123

    Muppet fan 123 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if whenever you finish cooking you say: "Bork! Bork! Bork!"
    (Don't ask me if I do this...)
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  15. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if...
    • you burst into song when you see a postman and a fireman next to each other
    • you want Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem to release a Greatest Hits CD
    • on a rainy day, you imagine you're a knight in shining armor or a captain at sea
    • you go to a travel agency just to keep asking, "Got anything cheaper?"
    • you really went and counted all the way to ten!
    • you've started an Angus McGonagle Fan Club (um, not that I have.......)
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  16. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you come here. 'Nuff said.
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  17. FrackleFan2012

    FrackleFan2012 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you go on to Tough Pigs and Muppet Mindset websites every day to check out what's new.
  18. Twisted Tails

    Twisted Tails Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you found out there was more than one female puppeteer on the Muppet Show such as Louise Gold who is still around to work on further projects.
  19. Muppet fan 123

    Muppet fan 123 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you read all the above and think: "I do all those things."
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  20. PanthraDion

    PanthraDion Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if whenever someone mentions ping-pong balls you think of muppet eyes.

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