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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Apr 1, 2005.

  1. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    ...if upon hearing Depeche Mode's "Personal Jesus" for the first time, the stomp-like percussion immediately brought to your mind images of Grover being trampled trying to explain the word "Walk"

    ...if a random set decoration in Todd Manning's office on General Hospital reminds you of the Food Muppet from Land of Gorch.

    ...when asking a librarian if they have a certain book in, you can't help also adding "and a box of cookies"
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  2. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    You might be an obsessive Muppet fan if...
    • you've memorized (and can sing) the lyrics to "Windmills of Your Mind"
    • you know the birthdays of not only the SS characters, but their respective Muppeteers as well (e.g. Cookie Monster: November 2, Frank Oz: May 25)
    • you try to catch fish by shouting "HEEEEERE FISHY FISHY FISHY!!!"
    • you still sing or hum "Rubber Duckie" in the shower
    • you have as more tracks by Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem on your iPhone or laptop than by the majority of the other artists
    • you ask people if they've heard of the Banana Sketch
    • you say "Chicken Soup? What is this?" if you don't understand something
  3. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    Your idea of sweet talk is "I like gooey peanut butter. You may not like gooey peanut butter. Still we like each other"
  4. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    You think of Kermit every time you see a rainbow.
  5. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    ...you can't sing 'Twelve Days of Christmas' without adding 'Ba-dum-bum' after 'Five gold rings'.

    ...in your mind, Bob Cratchit will always be short and green.

    ...for you, Emmet Otter isn't just a Christmas special, it's a way of life.
  6. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    So is Tiny Tim
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  7. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Gee. How did I know you'd add something like that? :coy:
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  8. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    Great minds think alike :jim:
  9. ZeppoAndFriends

    ZeppoAndFriends Well-Known Member

    Obsessed Muppet Fans think alike. :)
  10. Piggy The Frog

    Piggy The Frog Well-Known Member

    You're in a crowd where different conversations are going on, and when someone calls for silence, you're tempted to start talking about nudity. (This actually happened yesterday. I didn't say anything, but I thought about it!)
  11. dwmckim

    dwmckim Well-Known Member

    ...If when someone on a forum simply posts "Link?" you resist the temptation to reply "Strangepork?"

    ...If you don't do well at holiday dinners because the sight of anyone pouring gravy over their food sends you in uncontrollable bursts of laughter thinking of Ernie pouring gravy over a mashed banana with ice cubes.

    ...If any day where watching Muppets is a planned part of the schedule, you go around singing "It's just another manic Mupday"
  12. TheWeirdoGirl

    TheWeirdoGirl Well-Known Member

    If you want to finish the song lyrics "Just hear those sleigh bells jingling, ring ting tingling too" with "C'mon it's lovely weather for a bear and a snowman like you."
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  13. muppetfan24/7

    muppetfan24/7 Well-Known Member

    I think of Robin the Frog if I was ever sitting halfway down the stairs.
  14. Vincent Liu

    Vincent Liu Well-Known Member

    You give an 8 hour speech about Muppets to every house guest.
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  15. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF...

    • If you joined facebook just to be friends with Muppets
    • If you joined Google+ just to talk to Muppets
    • If you come across something called, "Javascript" on your CPU, you think of the "Java" sketch.
    • If someone sings a song, that the Muppets have sang before, you say, "The Muppet Version was better."
    • When you sit at a campfire, you have the urge to sing, "I'm going to go back there someday."
    • When you go shopping, you often say things like, "Oh, Miss Piggy would wear that." And "Fozzie would love that!"
    • Every year for Halloween, you dress as a Muppet.
    • Before people come to your house for Christmas, you pour water in front of the door, and wait for it to freeze, just so you have the chance to say, "Watch out for the icy patch!"
    • You can only recognize celebrities that worked with Muppets.
    • You agree that Celebrities are not a people.
    • Your first words, were, "Wocka Wocka"
  16. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    ...you always use a Link Hogthrob voice while carving the Christmas turkey
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  17. FrackleFan2012

    FrackleFan2012 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you went to every Jim Henson, Muppets, Sesame Street, and Fraggle Rock exhibit so far in the whole entire universe.
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  18. cjd874

    cjd874 Well-Known Member

    ...and also if you speak in Mock Swedish while driving to work with your eldest son.
  19. FrackleFan2012

    FrackleFan2012 Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if you were cursed by a gypsy and started talking neer-gorsh-beer de hur de bork bork bork! :hungry:
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  20. Mo Frackle

    Mo Frackle Well-Known Member

    YMBAOMF if
    • You like to blow up people's desks.
    • You haven't changed your socks in three days.
    • You can't believe your brother is actually taking you to the Muppet Studios.
    • You know who Rhonda Hansome is.
    Dominicboo1 likes this.


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