You're an OMF? Me too! YMBAOMF if... you've read Jim Henson: The Works, Sesame Street: A Celebration of 40 Years, and Of Muppets and Men from cover to cover. you prefer Muppet versions of popular songs or classical tunes to the originals (E.g. Dr. Teeth's "Money" or Robin's "Over the Rainbow") you're afraid of the doctor's office turning into a jungle your idea of fun is sitting in a balcony with an old friend (interpret that however you want) and heckling every performance you never share cookies with anyone you write letters to yourself just so you can count them you can count blocks, but not oranges!