You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if...

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You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan If You Get Frustrated Whenever Someone Says "Ralph" the Dog insead of "Rowlf"
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
*Your wardrobe features only Muppet T-shirts
*You're willing to prepeatedly breach international copyright laws just to get all the muppet songs on MP3.
*You're considering cosmetic surgery to make your pupils just like Kermit's.
 

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I got one. You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
- you go as one of the characters for Halloween
- you have a sock puppet lip-synch to a muppet song
- you make heckling jokes to TV Shows such as Spongebob Squarepants, Brandy and Mr.Whiskers, or Catscratch.
 

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Kuriboh Man said:
I got one. You might be an obsessed muppet fan if:
- you go as one of the characters for Halloween
- you have a sock puppet lip-synch to a muppet song
- you make heckling jokes to TV Shows such as Spongebob Squarepants, Brandy and Mr.Whiskers, or Catscratch.
\:smile: :concern: :excited:
 

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You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you think holding your arm up over your head for hours looks "Fun".
 

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You Might Be An Obsessed Muppet Fan if you get very angry when someone says "Oh I looove Kermit, he's so cute" without having the foggiest about who Jim Henson is. Or that they don't know Miss Piggy is a man.
 

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-You might be an obsessed muppet fan if someone says aligators and you say "Read my lips, Al-i-ga-tors.".

-You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have your mom make you a kermit costume for Halloween one year and you end up wearing it for your entire childhood.

-You might be an obsessed muppet fan if your mom makes you a Benny Bunny costume
complete with bellhop bell (and maybe a suitcase)

-You might be an obsessed Muppet fan if you have dreams about a Sweetums theme park in northern Conneticut, but then go inside to find it's a Donkey Kong exhibit that shows real versions of the game characters.(i.e.- Chimps, Gorillas, aligators, etc.)

P.S.- These are all from my experiences.
 

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You might be an obsessed muppet fan if you spend time aranging your muppet figures based on how they might be more comfortable.
 

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...if you bought MCC on video when you already own the DVD on the off-chance it will contain the Muppet Trailer that you used to love...

I did that.
 

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I got one, you might be an obbsessed Muppet fan If:

- You own every Muppet Movie known to man.

- You won’t talk about anything but the Muppets.

- You start hitting people with a club if they woke you up.

- You want to reenact an episode of The Muppet Show, Land of the Gorch, or Sam and Friends.
 
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