The Muppets and the Dark Crystal

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Ch. 18
"Dearly beloved,"Doc said as the minister. "We are here about this guy and this girl getting married. If you don't like it Dearly Beloved you'll be Dearly Departed. If there's any moron stupid enough to say this two shouldn't be married. Speak now and forever have your heart stopped,"
"Gosh he likes threatening lives,"Sarah said.
"Yeah it's fun!"Doc said."Anyone who wants me to stop threatenig lives will make me start doing what I say I will."
"You're all despicable nasty mean rotten good for nothing bullies"Sarah said.,
"Thank you,"all the villians said together.
"Do you Jareth take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife for as long as you both shall live. Which if she doesn't shape up shall end soon,"
"I do."
"And do you Sarah take this man for your husband til death do you part
Which won't be too long for you to suffer so don't worry."
"No."
"Death do you part now and your friends!"Doc said. "They will live if you are cooperative. I hold them a nice funeral in other words."
"Fine I do.'
"You're now man and wife. You may kiss...oops I mean kill the bride.
 

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Ch.19
"Yes killing my favorite part!"Jareth said grabbing a sword and kicked Sarah knocking her over.
"Don't you dare,"said Toby.
"You! You escaped!"Jareth said.
"Well it's too late!" "You see my friends I have done as I wanted! I have taken over the world!"Jareth said."Any man woman or child who supports kindess, virture,and friendship is in for a rude awakening." "I have won."
"He's right,"Gonzo said. "He has."
"Now you were my worthiest opponents so I'll let you havt an hour of privacy to say goodbye to one another."
 

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Ch. 20
"So this is the end"Kermit said. "We're done for." "Let's just say goodbye"
Rowlf started to play the piano as Kermit began to sing.
Kermit-Saying Goodbye. Going away.
Piggy-Seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say.
Fozzie-Touching a hand
Gonzo-Wondering "Why?"
Walter-It's time for saying goodbye.
Scooter-Saying goodbye why is it sad?
Gobo-Much more to say
Mokey-Foolish to try!
Wembley-It's time for saying goodbye.
Boober and Red-Don't want to leave but we both know.
Junior-Sometimes it better to
Toby-Somehow I know we'll meet again
Sarah-Not sure quite where
Junior-And I don't just when
Cotterpin-You're in my heart!
Big Bird-So until then!
Grover-It's time for saying goodbye.
Earl-Somehow I know.
Fran-We'll meet again.
Robbie-Not sure quite where.
Baby-And I don't know just when.
Emmet-You're in my heart
Ma-So until then.
Ruby-Wanna smile.
Mew-Wanna cry.
All-Saying goodbye. La la la la la. It's time for saying goodbye. La la la la la la. La la la la la la la.
 

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Ch. 20
"So this is the end"Kermit said. "We're done for." "Let's just say goodbye"
Rowlf started to play the piano as Kermit began to sing.
Kermit-Saying Goodbye. Going away.
Piggy-Seems like goodbye's such a hard thing to say.
Fozzie-Touching a hand
Gonzo-Wondering "Why?"
Walter-It's time for saying goodbye.
Scooter-Saying goodbye why is it sad?
Gobo-Much more to say
Mokey-Foolish to try!
Wembley-It's time for saying goodbye.
Boober and Red-Don't want to leave but we both know.
Junior-Sometimes it better to
Toby-Somehow I know we'll meet again
Sarah-Not sure quite where
Junior-And I don't just when
Cotterpin-You're in my heart!
Big Bird-So until then!
Grover-It's time for saying goodbye.
Earl-Somehow I know.
Fran-We'll meet again.
Robbie-Not sure quite where.
Baby-And I don't know just when.
Emmet-You're in my heart
Ma-So until then.
Ruby-Wanna smile.
Mew-Wanna cry.
All-Saying goodbye. La la la la la. It's time for saying goodbye. La la la la la la. La la la la la la la.
Oh sorry I forgot this line
Hoggle-Makes us remember the good times we've had. (It should be between Scooter and Gobo's lines.)
 

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Ch. 21
"Gosh that song always makes me cry"Fozzie said.
"I know"Kermit said.
"So this is it,"Piggy said.
"Yeah,"Gonzo said.
"So how will we escape?"asked Scooter.
"We might not,"said Walter.
"I wish I could do something,"said Toby tapping the lock. To the heroes' surprise the door opened.
"How did that happen?"Kermit wondered.
"Who cares let's get out!"said Piggy.
 

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CH. 22
"Jareth's brodcast to the world has begun!"Grover said.
"People of Earth how ya doing?"Jareth asked.
"Alright,"one man said before Jareth zapped him.
"As though I care!"Jareth said. "So here's the main idea folks! Your planet is now 1o1% under my control!"
"The maximum would be a hundred,"a lady said.
"The next person to put logic into my super evil villian moment gets electrocuted to death!"
"This is terrible,"Mokey said.
"Yeah his lines are so not funny,"Red said.
"Red! I meant what he'll do to those poor people!"Mokey said.
"Oh....well that's not good either"
"So now that the Muppets are dead!"Jareth said.
"Hi Animal!"a little boy said.
"What? Little boy I hope I never have to turn into a goblin because I hate you, they are all dead!"
"No,"said the man. "They aren't"
"Oooohh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Flark!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Jareth said.
"Let's get out of here!"Kermit said! "Until we think of a plan for the third book!"
"Good idea!"Scooter said running.
"It's worse than I thought,"Jareth said. "Toby knows who he is,"
 

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Ohhhhh! The suspense is intriguing! Please more story soon, Dominic! Is it all right if I call you Dominic?
 

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Of course! All my pals do! And I do want to write more! I'll start Part 3 right now if you want!
 

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Here is the Beginning of the end.
The Muppets and The Goblin Prince Ch. 1
"We've lost,"said Kermit. "We're done for,"
"Don't lose hope Kermit,"said Toby
"He's taken over the entire planet!"Kermit said. They were of course speaking of their nemesis Jareth the Goblin King.He forced Sarah into marrying him, so he could leave their kindgom of Hensonland.
"The best thing to do is to find a safe place to stay,"Max said. "Now I want you to stay here, when I find a way to stop Jareth."
"Max he'll kill you on sight,"Kermit said. "
"He very well may, but it's a chance I have to take."Max said sadly.
"The best place to be is with the kids,"said Toby. "You know the ones that Bear adopted, and Robin? I can somehow protect people now so it's best for me to be close to the innocent."
"To the Big Blue House then,"replied Scooter. And so our friends marched off to find their friends, but they could tell right away something was amiss.
"The door is open!"Bear said.
"I told Robin never open the door when no adults are around!"Kermit said worried.
The Muppets ran in and noticed a crystal on the table.
"Jareth,"they all said in unison.
 

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Here is the Beginning of the end.
The Muppets and The Goblin Prince Ch. 1
"We've lost,"said Kermit. "We're done for,"
"Don't lose hope Kermit,"said Toby
"He's taken over the entire planet!"Kermit said. They were of course speaking of their nemesis Jareth the Goblin King.He forced Sarah into marrying him, so he could leave their kindgom of Hensonland.
"The best thing to do is to find a safe place to stay,"Max said. "Now I want you to stay here, when I find a way to stop Jareth."
"Max he'll kill you on sight,"Kermit said. "
"He very well may, but it's a chance I have to take."Max said sadly.
"The best place to be is with the kids,"said Toby. "You know the ones that Bear adopted, and Robin? I can somehow protect people now so it's best for me to be close to the innocent."
"To the Big Blue House then,"replied Scooter. And so our friends marched off to find their friends, but they could tell right away something was amiss.
"The door is open!"Bear said.
"I told Robin never open the door when no adults are around!"Kermit said worried.
The Muppets ran in and noticed a crystal on the table.
"Jareth,"they all said in unison.
Uh-oh! There's going to be.....trouble (shudders)! More....please! I'm getting shaky here and kind of scared and......alone.
 
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