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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Summer 2005 Ed.)

    (Just imagine Fozzie Bear in a Great Carsoni costume and...)


    Okay, it's that time of year again when all your questions of advice and want of knowledge of the cosmos and the future to be posed to ME!


    I've had plenty of time to reach into my trunk of tricks and knowledge and will be consulting any number of these items to tell your fortune, advise your questions and personalize your queries of the cosmos!

    These articles of my magic trunk are my
    INTERGALACTIC PORKPIE HAT (Here I am with it here----> :o )
    The Spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken

    Questions must be clean, cannot be politically/religiously based, and can be questions about yourself as far as advice you need, or your future.

    You CANNOT ask:
    Chicken questions 1) Crossing roads, 2) or which comes first chicken/egg.
    Don't ask about the..heh heh...the ban...ha ha...Banan..HA HA HA!! SKETCH BWAH HA HA HA!!! OH MAN!! It's hilarious. Oh, man...phew! Anyway, we've discussed the Banana Sketch before is why.

    I'll try to answer everyone's questions at least once a week!

    So, start asking questions for advice and about your future from your own:
  2. christyb

    christyb Well-Known Member

    Ok, Great Fozzini. Will I ever stick to one major??? (totally random and designed to get the ball rolling)
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Depends if you join the military and decide not to go for a Lieutenant!

  4. whatadoddle

    whatadoddle Well-Known Member

    Will I ever be loved by a chicken?
  5. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Is there any frogs that dance and sing for me to get rich on?
  6. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Well-Known Member

    If I danced with a Swedish goose, would I catch malaria? And if yes, would it help if I danced a tango rather than a waltz?
  7. Harvey Towers

    Harvey Towers Well-Known Member

    What goes tick-tick woof?
  8. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    If you sprinkle bread crumbs over yourself, yes. Otherwise, I do not see love in your future! Besides that, the kids would look plain weird!

    None left, but I've heard of a lizard who sells insurance.

    Neither dance would cause you to get malaria nor would it be good with a goose, but after touching a goose and you don't wash your hands you could get salmanilla (and I don't mean the monkey).

    A watch-dog!

    You should know better than to ask a joke of THE GREAT (comedian) FOZZINI!!

    Next question(s)?
  9. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    O Great Fonzinni will Palisades toys realese the Sal Manilla action figure
  10. DanDanStrawberry

    DanDanStrawberry Well-Known Member

    In correspondance with ThePrawnCracker's question, will we get salmonella from Sal Minalla?
  11. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Do you have fraggle map?
  12. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    All answers point to no.

    See above, for without you cannot get.

    No, but I got this AARP deal I once borrowed from an old woman who died. Want it?
  13. Luke

    Luke Well-Known Member

    O Great Fozzini

    Whatever happened to Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken?
  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    His rubber dry-rotted and he died; nowadays, we consult the spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken and...OH!

    he's sending us a message now! SPEAK TO US, OH SPIRIT OF BILLY THE PSYCHIC RUBBER CHICKEN!!

    The message is clear and he wants the message shared, and that enlightening message is:

  15. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Do you think that the new SS channel will be avaible for Dish Network?
  16. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Hello Great Fonzzie on the weirdo network,

    Is bladness the first sign of aging? And will I show this sign in the near future?

    From, The One With Long Golden Locks
  17. JaniceFerSure

    JaniceFerSure Well-Known Member

    Will the muppets have a good year in 2005?
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I think it should be, or someone needs to be kicked in the shin!

    With the passing of each sun that you see represents a sign of aging, for as every day passes that is one day older you become--unless you die. Thusly, no: balding is not a sign of aging. Will you show signs in the near future? If you get stressed out enough and start pulling it out, sooner than you think, pal!

    Originally, the crystal banana wants to give me a sign that says "Under helm of Disney, that answer is unclear;" however, the sign flipped and I am seeing that there is a bright light at the end of a confusing labyrinth, many smiles and much happiness lie in this year. Yet a single tear drops...the crystal banana has gone blank.
  19. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini,

    What action figures are you going to want to see in the new SS figures?
  20. Magellan

    Magellan Active Member

    how awesome is the new fraggle DVD going to be compared to the 1st one?

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