ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Summer 2005 Ed.) (Just imagine Fozzie Bear in a Great Carsoni costume and...) HIYA HIYA HIYA!! HAA! Okay, it's that time of year again when all your questions of advice and want of knowledge of the cosmos and the future to be posed to ME! Your GREAT FOZZINI!! I've had plenty of time to reach into my trunk of tricks and knowledge and will be consulting any number of these items to tell your fortune, advise your questions and personalize your queries of the cosmos! These articles of my magic trunk are my INTERGALACTIC PORKPIE HAT (Here I am with it here----> ) CRYSTAL BANANA The Spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken FORENSIC FUZZY-NOSE GLASSES Questions must be clean, cannot be politically/religiously based, and can be questions about yourself as far as advice you need, or your future. You CANNOT ask: Chicken questions 1) Crossing roads, 2) or which comes first chicken/egg. Don't ask about the..heh heh...the ban...ha ha...Banan..HA HA HA!! SKETCH BWAH HA HA HA!!! OH MAN!! It's hilarious. Oh, man...phew! Anyway, we've discussed the Banana Sketch before is why. I'll try to answer everyone's questions at least once a week! So, start asking questions for advice and about your future from your own: THE GREAT FOZZINI!