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ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Spring 2004 Ed.)

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Oh great one,

    If I admit in the "Wheel of Fortune" thread that I have forgotten what my puzzle was, will people forgive me?
  2. Erine81981

    Erine81981 Active Member

    Oh great Fozzini of Muppet Central,

    Will anyone every answer my thread called "Sesame Street Collectibles Guide?" I worry about myself sometimes.
  3. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Sure, after the lynching!

    Go back and post this in your "Sesame Street Collectibles Guide?" thread: "Help me! PLEASE!" Because I worry about you, too!

    SOMEONE! BECKON THE KNOWLEDGE OF THE COSMOS!
    I mean, I paid $8.00 for this crystal banana, we need to check it out and gaze into the future!
  4. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    Oh Great Fozzini, i must ask this question, who on Lost will not make it to the second season? And if you cant answer that one, will i ever find true love?
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    *bows so low ends up doing a forward roll and pretends was meant to in the first place as gets up with grace and, er, style*

    Great one,

    Do you see the future of football (soccor) outlivinging American Football?
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    I won't destroy your fair ending of this season's Lost, but I will tell you that you will be surprised at their choice. And, yes, you will. But not soon. Unless you buy a chicken farm tomorrow...

    I see them dying side-by-side, but out-living hockey (unfortunately). However, ballfoot will always be around!

    In case you didn't know, ballfoot is the shortening of one's foot by constantly kicking something. I have thinkbrain, in which my brain shrinks from not enough...um...huh?
  7. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini, Who put the bomp in the bomp-de-bomp-de-bomp? In a related question, Who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong?
  8. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

  9. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Oh great fozzini, Will this semester ever end? and one more... Will I ever find something to do with my life that'll make both me and my mother happy?
  10. sugarbritchez

    sugarbritchez Active Member

    Oh Great Fozzini......it has been awhile since I have come before you, wanting your all mighty knowledge........

    But I need to know........what exactly makes Pigs fall in love with Frogs?
  11. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    The semester will end, surely. However, when you ASK for it to end, be careful how you ask as it could be detrimental even. In other words, I wouldn't say, "I want this semester to end." Because that is an open ended request and the results could be anything from graduation to falling off a bridge in Kukamonga. I would say, "I will be happy when summer vacation comes and I no longer have the responsibility of classes from this semester because I have graduated from them with high honors and grades and my success will be eminent!"

    Unless you're a pessimist, and you've already said, "I'm dead."

    INDEED! YOU HAVE RECOGNIZED GREATNESS IN THE WORLD OF THE ALL KNOWING WHO happen to use ghosts of dead rubber chickens and crystal bananas...ahem...

    It's hormonal, and has only ever happened once in the history of the world. And bon-bons. Lots and lots of bon-bons.
  12. pheonix

    pheonix New Member

    O great fozzini *curtseys coz its safer, hurts leg and decides to just say it*

    Do i follow my dream and stick it to the world? or the cat? and should i give up or move on?:o

    i need your mighty wisdom plz tell me, is life worth it without a head?
  13. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Oh Great and Powerful Fozzini...
    If I don't see Star Wars on May 19th and don't see Muppet Wizard of Oz on May 20th (don't worry I'm TiVo'ing it) will I live?
  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    I answer with a question: What's the worth of ever dreaming if you don't make them come true? If you question your motives, are you sure the path you're taking is really the path you want to follow? Then again, do you question the content of your dreams and goals and if so Consider these questions, but don't lose your head over it.

    You will live. There will be a long run of the film after the 19th, and besides TiVo you have an opportunity to buy the DVD later in the year for both films. But, if you take cyanide before either air? No. You won't live.
  15. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Does your chewing gum lose it's flavor on the bed post over night?

    And,

    If your mumma says to spit it out, should you swallow out'a spite?
  16. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Oh great Fozzini, I am seeking an answer to a question that we all want to know... How the heck did I become...wed to Beau, Vics mother, and sibling to Eduardo?
  17. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Fonzie Greatness...

    I have aquestian...how did I come to be a father of Dave and stuck with a strange sister Dan-Dan, with a wife Christy and half a dozen relatives plus a dog and a yak...
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Do as your mother told you to do and you shall be prosperous (and avoid a spanking).

    Simple: Bad Karma.
  19. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Oh great Fozzini...on another board I have been tricked into doing something a lot like this thread. I'm wondering if you mind?
  20. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    This is copyrighted. You owe me $9,427,366.27. I'll put it on your tab.


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