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ASK THE GREAT FOZZINI (Spring 2004 Ed.)

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Feb 22, 2005.

  1. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Ouch, that means my fare is going to go up. Can I set up some form of payment plan?? You know you get my first child type of thing?
  2. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Ew! No. But, I'll send you my car notes to pay...

    THE GREAT FOZZINI MUST MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT:
    Due to a recent falling out with Billy, who used to be a friend and who fell into drugs and alcohol too deeply for the rest of us to pull him back from his new crowd (and THE GREAT FOZZINI suggest you DO NOT follow his lead) and the namesake of The Spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken, the character of The Spirit of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken is hereafter being left in the hereafter and being retired from all future Fozzini games.

    Instead, the character will be replaced by Groucho the Rubber Chicken (who isn't psychic just yet, so we cannot refer to him for answers from the Great Beyond, but we will refer to him).

    Still, I've had plenty of time to reach into my trunk of tricks and knowledge and will be consulting any number of these items to tell your fortune, advise your questions and personalize your queries of the cosmos!

    These articles of my magic trunk are my
    INTERGALACTIC PORKPIE HAT (Here I am with it here----> :o )
    CRYSTAL BANANA
    FORENSIC FUZZY-NOSE GLASSES
    and...
    Groucho, The Rubber Chicken

    Ask away folks...
  3. Vic Romano

    Vic Romano Active Member

    Oh wise and powerful Fozzini:
    How do you politely tell your co-worker that his breath is so bad it could strip the varnish off a foot locker? This is a real problem I got and I'm about to die from holding my breath, help! :eek:
  4. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Indeed, The Great Fozzini knows what it is to be suffered by the breath of a co-worker!

    In my case, my desk is against the wall, and opposite where customers and others sit, I have a small fan which I turn on as I say, "I'm a little warm, pardon me a second." Thusly, body odors (internal or external), including smokers or drunks, the scent is then blown away by the fan.

    In other cases, I do keep mints on hand for myself (I'm paranoid about bad breath) or others (who need it!). You take one yourself and then you offer them one, "I love these mints; try one." If they refuse, look them in the eye and say, "Please, try one." If they continue to refuse, you say, "Look, please, have one. You need it! Something died in your mouth and it's really funky!"

    If they continue to refuse, call the EPA.
  5. Harvey Towers

    Harvey Towers Active Member

    Foz,

    How do you explain to your co-worker that the two of you are stuck in an endless succession of ridiculously outlandish jobs, probably never to escape?
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    I say, "There's no way out. We're doomed." And she agrees.
  7. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Hey Fozzini, when you run for president next election, which party will you be running for?
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Oh great Fozzini! Will I be happy with my family's move?
  9. Beakerfan

    Beakerfan Active Member

    Hey, Foz. How long will it take?
  10. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    INDEED! Thine wanderers of knowledge necessities have born forth your questions bequesting the response of The Great Fozzini who, in all his infiniteness prolly should start checking the threads he starts more often...

    WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY!!!!

    While the only political interest I have results in my ruling the world, I will be running as a candidate for the Birthday Party! CAKE FOR ALL!!!!

    And it takes as long as it takes for me to find the thread again...silly bear that I am.

    A-HAH! You ask a question of your Great Fozzini which requires us to check into the future!! Therefore and hence-to-thither, I bring out of my trunk THE CRYSTAL BANANA! As I gaze into the crystal banana, I see a picket fence, and a barn with a weather vane; a running horse and an elderly woman whose face is care-worn, and she's wearing an apron and...wait! Sorry, I need to change the frequency.

    THERE! I see... The answer is originally there will be some adjusting, and in that adjustment you will have inner anxieties which make you question the move, but be quick to make new friends for that will be the main step toward your happiness. Your new friends will lend themselves subconsiously as a means to your coping, and ultimately (and sooner than you think) you will be pleased with the move.
  11. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini, will I survive a trip to Canada with 15 teenagers later this month? Will we be forced to stay there forever because it's hard getting back into the US?
  12. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Gazing into the Crystal Banana I foresee that the trip will be successful--just take lots of extra strength aspirin. One person going shall be yelled at, and will rightfully deserve it! I see you getting back into the US, but LO! Someone shall be questioned...
  13. TogetherAgain

    TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    Oh Great Fozzini, will my family figure out what we're doing for our vacation before we actually leave for said vacation?
  14. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    Seeing as The Great Fozzini has been short on time, I've seemed to have missed this question. Thusly, I shall say that decidedly so a decision shall be made prior to trip departure.
  15. That Announcer

    That Announcer New Member

    Oh Great Fozzini, will the crazy driving of my father ever come to cease?
  16. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    When he lands in that tree, yes.
  17. HeraLirambar

    HeraLirambar New Member

    O Great Fozzini,

    When will I get to 700 posts?
  18. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Active Member

    As of this response: In 3 more posts.


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