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Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Feb 22, 2005.
Will chickens take over the world? Will I see you next week?
WHat is the proportion of cococola in comparason to the second half of a divided multipication of thriteen penguins?
This is more opinion than a question of the cosmos, but basically I would like to see classic characters over variants, including obscurities such as Sherlock Hemlock; however, as far as producing the obscure characters Palisades has shown they have guts and are not afraid to do it. After all, rumor has it that Roosevelt Franklin is in S2.
Not at all. It isn't a season set yet.
Definitely, and possibly. The fates have control over this one.
B-flat to the second power.
This questian is in responce to your amazing anser. If my former questian results in the sum being divised as B-flat to the second power, why is it taht when tripping over thirteen chickens in the basement of monumental time and power we fall into the depths of dispair?
Hey Kev...I mean Fozzini.
I'm about to graduate from college this May. Is there anything else I need to know before I get my diploma?
I'm glad you asked me that. Similarly, when one is quadrant with chickens and pengui, the summation of the B-flat to the second power results in an "n"th degree desperation, not necessarily that of a dispairing depth. Thusly, when cross-indexing the "n"th degree with the B-flat, multiplied by the sequencing genetic codes of both the avian species of your enigmatic infinism will result in a division of 5, and the multiplying factor of "X"squared, so that your finality will result in a return of the answer of B-flat, minus one, equalling simply B, or the cookie of the day.
Yes. Before you walk across the stage before you accept your diploma, be SURE you lift the front of the gown before you get to the steps, or you might fall down in front of ALL THOSE PEOPLE who will be watching you. That's embarassing, and they might just take your diploma back.
How do you feel about being taken over by Eric Jacobson? What do you mean he's not really Fozzie? Look at his screen-name! What do you mean? No- you're the dellusional one!
Is der eny chanse I'll won dayah lern me tu spel?
Interupted fur eny won what carres:
Mep (see I carn't evan spel Meep) mep, mj, macklby. (ant I gut dat all rong tu.)
Dear Fuzzy was he was a bear,
If I'm sick today, will I feel better tomorrow and the next day?
Oh great, Fozzini...
Will I ever "grow up" as my mother says? And if it is inevitable how can I prevent it??
O great fozzini *hastily bows ands falls flat on face then gets up, clears throat*
Will i ever rise from the ashes? and if so what would i become?
Great Fozzini! Will my mouth ever be rid of this awful metal? And in light of that.... Will I ever be able to eat whatever I want again?!?
Ugh....braces. Never had them but....I can't think about it.
O yeah... Oh great fozzini *decides not to bow but tilt cap in a cockney 'alrite guv' way*
if the world stopped spinning would water stop spinning around a drain before it went down the plug-hole? If not then would jelly?
Sorry but i felt a bit random today!
Jelly is too thick and would not spin, and as long as we have gravity we will have water spinning down the drain. However, if the world quit spinning, many people would be left in the dark, while the rest of us would get sunburns.
Yes, and yes. Just be careful that you don't eat too much. Tummy-ache city!
Unfortunately, we all mature, but some of us never grow up and in that case we are called dwarfs. In order to remain a dwarf, it is imperative that you live each day of your life standing on your feet with 500 pounds of bricks on your head and shoulders. That will shrink you and keep you from ever growing up.
Rest, drink plenty of fluids, keep food on your tummy, don't get too hot or too cold, and blow your nose, and you'll be just fine. Unless you've been run over by a steam roller.
I need a drink...
*hands the great Fozzini a drink*
Here ya go! One last question....
So if I gotta mature, that means I can't play my Muppet and Fraggle Music as loud as my car stereo will go and blast my mother away when she drives my car anymore? *takes breath*
More questions, folks?
how does it feel to be a moderator
Will I learn to drive? And if so, drive what? Car? Motorbike? Hot-Air Baloon? Somthing else?
You'll have to ask Kevin that question, for I am THE GREAT FOZZINI!!
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