I will not respond via the Crystal Banana, but I will give you this hint: My Crystal Banana says, "Due to constraints regarding Confidentiality Agreements, this information is withheld." Sorry. But, you're gonna like it. Okay, here I go shifting into Guru status again: Life is defined as "the state of being which begins with generation, birth, or germination, and ends with death," and the meaning of that definition is the experiences you have during the time between conception and death, and how those experiences directly or indirectly influence the experiences of others, whether positively or negatively, and thus the meaning of life as YOU will define it when it's over lies solely in your hands based on the decisions you choose. So, choose wisely, and make the Meaning of Life mean something good.