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Beauregard

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Philo and Gunge said:
Oh, Great Fozzini!

When will I get my Looney Tunes "Carrotblanca" video I won on Ebay? I've been waiting for 1 week!
Ooops, sorry, that video isn't very worth buying...I've seen it.
 
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Philo and Gunge

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Beauregard said:
Ooops, sorry, that video isn't very worth buying...I've seen it.
I don't care, I need SP, logo-free copies of some of those cartoons.

But while I'm here...

OH GREAT FOZZINI! Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
 

Fozzie Bear

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Beauregard said:
Why did the cat wear a hat?
He didn't like to dress down. It was also to hide his bad toupe.

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Someone ask me questions about their future, and let's see what we can do. I have the crystal banana at the TV repair shop now...hope they can fix it.

In the meantime, I'm using this crystal chandalier.
 
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Philo and Gunge

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Fozzie Bear said:
TO KEEP THEIR PANTS UP! WOCKA WOCKA!!
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I have a question, though:
For a long time it gave me nightmares... witnessing an injustice like that... it's a constant reminder of just how unfair this world can be... I can still hear them taunting him... silly rabbit, Trix are for kids... I mean, WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST GIVE HIM SOME CEREAL?
 

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He couldn't have the cereal because he's lactose intolerant so the milk will make him gassy, plus Trix are for KIDS! Not for rabbits. Rabbits are NOT allowed to eat Trix; but, adults with kid-like tastes ARE allowed to eat Trix. It is the rabbit's job to be pulled from a magician's hat, which is why he's a white rabbit. Rabbits are NOT allowed to eat Trix because they have the same effect that cuckoos have with Cocoa Puffs. It's a terrible, terrible mess!!
 
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Here's a question about my future...

Who will be my girlfriend? What does she look like?
 

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Oh Great Fozzini:


Can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?
 

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Ok Fozzini,

What will happen in the year 2020 about me?
 
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