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Ask the Great Fozzini!

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Jul 25, 2004.

  1. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Mine. A few years ago it came to me in a dream one night. See, there were these two fish and they bestowed upon me great powers of knowledge and also gave me the gift of Jelly of the Month Club. Well, normally after I have a bad side of beef for supper (and a visit by Marley and them), I restart the "Ask" threads so that the wonderous knowledge of the cosmos can be shared, and yet I keep getting stuck with questions like "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?" or "Why do they call them apartments when they're stuck together?" or "Who's idea was this?"

    heh heh...
  2. Oh Great Fozzini!

    What's up with that?
  3. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    Oh Great Fozzini!

    Can you answer two questions at once?
  4. McFraggle

    McFraggle Active Member

    Better yet, Oh Great Fozzini!

    Can you answer three questions at once?
  5. Muppet Dudemang

    Muppet Dudemang New Member

    Magical, Masterful and fantastical Fozzini can you please tell me the answers to these questions, oh great one?

    Will she leave him and be mine?

    Will I see another Alice Cooper concert?

    Will I get all the CDs and DVDs on my list from Bali?

    Will I meet Ween?

    Will my band happen?

    Will I get more muppet and sesame street rare music?

    This is not my wonderful life HOW DID I GET HERE? :eek:
  6. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    That is up because Those were taken.
  7. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    I can indeed multitask! Not only can I walk while patting my head and rubbing my tummy, I can also read and type simultaneouslsdji;iayekas;df23y

  8. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    If you make more money.
    When he's in town.
    I think you should ween yourself of that band.
    Make it so, #1.
    I'll leave that one to your biology teacher--or paranormal researcher...
  9. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    If a fella can walk, chew gum, rub his tummy, and pat his head--there's a good chance.

    See above.
  10. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    Will I ever be able to go back to back to the future?
  11. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    "When you get that baby up to 88 miles per hour..."
  12. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini!

    If it takes two minutes to boil one egg, how long would it take to boil six eggs?
  13. Muppet Dudemang

    Muppet Dudemang New Member

    Oh Fozzini, for your wisdom of my last questions I now have another:
    If someone says that they are going to go to sleep does that mean that sleep is an action or a place, some gigantic dreamland? hmmm.
  14. Oh Great Magical Puppety Fozzini Style Guy!

    If I meet a frog named Phillip Phil, what should I do?
  15. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Really, it takes 2 minutes to COOL the egg in cold water after it's been boiled. Depending on how you like your eggs (soft or hard boiled) is what determines how long you boil it. I like mine hard boiled (because I have a hard head), and so I put the eggs in a sauce pan with cold water and then once the water is simmering, I boil the eggs for 7 minutes; pour out the water, and then run cold water over the eggs for about 2 minutes to keep them cool. Peeling the egg under a trickle of cold water will help the process of peeling the eggs easier, but the eggs should be at least 5 days older than their packing date to peel them easier.

    AH! Finally, a question deserving of the Cosmos!
    SLEEP is a verb, but also a noun. Therefore it is an action AND a proper "place." As a verb, it is resting by suspension of voluntary exercise of the powers of body and mind, being dormant or inactive. As a noun, it is described as that state in which action is suspended. So, when someone says they are "going to sleep," they really are.

    Call him Kermit.
  16. Oh, Great Fozzini!

    When will I get a new hard drive for my computer?
  17. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    When your computer gets a license to drive.
  18. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini!

    What's this button do?
  19. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    That's the ejector button for my chai-------- !
  20. G-MAN

    G-MAN Active Member

    Oh, Great Fozzini

    Is it just me, or was that gag pulled last time?

    Also, would you like to take a survey??????????????????????????????

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