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Philo and Gunge

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If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
 

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Fozzini......

If a tree fell and no one was there to hear it, did the tree make a sound?

ryan
 

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Philo and Gunge said:
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
This is where I have to slip into GURU status:

Perfection is the item we all strive to achieve, unless it's someone who is an underachiever and then perfection isn't an option but rather failure is their goal. We are not perfect, nor will we ever be, but in order to attain the status of perfection, we must practice and exercise our abilities to get as near to perfection as we can. The goal: Perfection. The way to achieve that goal: Practice. Practice makes perfect is an overstatement; however, it is sensible in that it is what we desire.

Capiche?
 

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ryhoyarbie said:
Fozzini......If a tree fell and no one was there to hear it, did the tree make a sound? ryan
It did. It also called for help saying, "I've fallen, and I can't take root!"
 

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Philo and Gunge said:
Will Iron Maiden ever get Bruce Dickenson back?
No. But, as they get older, they will get rustier.

Same feller said:
What Henson rarities will we see in the future?
Nothing to note at this time; however, I see that in the future something that is in the form of The Muppets will be released. At least, that's what the Ghost of Billy the Psychic Rubber Chicken says.
 
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Who are the two old guys in the balcony?

(The most common Muppet question) :rolleyes:
 

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Oh Great Fozzini, what is the meaning of life?
 
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Philo and Gunge

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Oh, Great Fozzini, what Muppets will be in series 11 of the action figures?
 
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