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Byron Fan Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Re: Chris and Nate beginnin' the "farewells"

    "Oi! Bailiff! Cm'ere!

    Now, Mr Summers, you're a free man, and you're within your rights to bring a charge of wrongful prosecution if you so wish..."
  2. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    *Tugs the string to loosen Sir Byronious. Runs over to the Honorable Judge*

  3. Re: Re: Chris and Nate beginnin' the "farewells"

    Thank you, O Master Judge!

    Now that I'm "free", will someone kindly free me? :)
  4. You didn't tug it enough!

  5. Fozzie Bear

    Fozzie Bear Well-Known Member

    Re: Re: Re: Chris and Nate beginnin' the "farewells"

    Tugs it in the OTHER direction, tightening it up.

    SO THERE, then!!
  6. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Release the prisoner immediately! That cattle prod works both ways, you know...

  7. radionate

    radionate New Member

    You don't mean "ends" like the "puppet thing" Chris pulled before do you?
  8. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    *cuts Byron's ropes with a butcher knife*

    Now would you like to sue the baliff for what he's been doing to you this whole time?
  9. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    You don't think I'm dumb enough to let him have a double-ended weapon, do you? :)
  10. *brushes ropes off body*

    If I only had enough money, *sigh*... :(

    *wiggles hands behind back*

    Now will you kindly get these cuffs off me so's I can get outta here??

  11. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    You could take him to the Small Claims Court - entirely free to you no matter which way the verdict goes :)
  12. Crazy Harry

    Crazy Harry New Member

    I might need a bigger knife.
  13. *sigh*



    *tries to "saw" 'em off by rakin' the chain between 'em back and forth across metal pole*
  14. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Isn't it traditionally the prisoner who's supposed to swallow the key, not the bailiff?


  16. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Quick! Fetch the dried prunes, the beans and the 'Fear Factor' videos! There may still be time to recover it before the stomach acids start to work!

    Hang on...where is the bailiff?
  17. *thrashes arms behind back*

    Somebody find that KEY!!

  18. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Well, if all else fails, there's always the bolt-cutters. You didn't need both your hands did you?
  19. :eek:

    Of COURSE I need both my hands, you OAF!!

    Now get me loose!!

  20. anathema

    anathema Active Member

    Careful, careful...you're still in the courtroom, y'know :) It's 30 days for contempt of court...


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