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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 14, 2002.
Well m--maybe no one else is witnessin' any o' this...
And 30 days---o' what?...
Yeah, I think you're safe for now...just you an' me in here, heh heh heh...
Phew, no contempt fer ME!
*dances around triumphantly in handcuffs*
Hmmm, if we're alone in here...
*backs up His Honor against a wall*
You better get me outta 'ese, or else...
This I gotta hear...
...or else what, exactly?
OH! That must have been the crunchy part of my lunch!!
Here, I have a blow-torch.
You can't sue me for doing my job!! You can't sue the garbage man for taking up the garbage, or the barber for cutting hair. Yep, it is MY duty to make sure the accused maintains his integrity and the integrity of the court. Yessir, it is. And if you look back over the past few pages, he DID behave--so, I did my job. Only AFTER he was released from my guardianship did he begin calling people oafs and oars and stuff...
Yup *Pats self on back* I did my job well.
*Hands blowtorch off to Chris...*
If the cuffs are still on, he's still in your custody. And there's more than one way to skin a bear, y'know... Now c'mon, cough up!
Re: This I gotta hear...
Or else I--I--I'll remain restrained!
*yeah, isn't that good at threats*
Re: Re: This I gotta hear...
Uh-huh. Too right you w--
* looks up...and up...realises Byron's a lot taller than me *
Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...
'as right, I am...
Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...
Oi! No doing the maniacal laugh unless you're sporting a Beard Of Evil(tm)!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...
Welp, I have a li'l stubble goin' on since yesterday, and seein' as my hands are bound behind muh back, I can't shave anyway unless someone else does it at the moment.
Heh Well, this is what you could be aimin' fer...
Then you can 'Bwahahaha' with the rest of us!
Baliff is reporting to duty, sir!
I'll begin working on that key for you while shaving the sasquatch prisoner and humming the Tocatta Fugue in D Minor (Gonzo taught me this...)
*Pulls out a weed-eater to begin the shaving process while gagging himself to the tune of Tocatta Fugue in D Minor*
*backs away from kooky bailiff*
HEY now, d-don't you touch me wif no "weed-eater"!
*looks to Judge with pleading eyes*
C--can't you stop him, Sir??
*Gags hard, folds over, pukes out lunch and the key, and while folding over pulls the cord out of the wall and the weed-eater stops just in time to not cut up the accused-set-free.*
ugh~~by the way, Kooky is a monster on Sesame Street. I'm a bear.
Next time you hand me a blowtourch, make sure there's gas in it...
I did not need to see that.
* Back from the little Judge's room... *
What have I stepped in? Bailiff!
Better yet, you have grits!
Whoa! Old thread alert! Rah rah Byron! Yaaaaaay!!!!
Hey; I wanna' be a Byronkateer too! It's great to see him around here once in a while! I'm a Byronkateer! I'm a Byronkateer!
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