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Byron Fan Club

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Fozzie Bear, Nov 14, 2002.

  1. :eek:

    *gulp*

    Well m--maybe no one else is witnessin' any o' this...

    :D

    And 30 days---o' what?...

    *gulp*
  2. anathema Active Member

    Yeah, I think you're safe for now...just you an' me in here, heh heh heh... ;)
  3. Phew, no contempt fer ME!

    HaHAAA!

    :D

    *dances around triumphantly in handcuffs*

    Hmmm, if we're alone in here...

    *backs up His Honor against a wall*

    You better get me outta 'ese, or else...

    :mad:
  4. anathema Active Member

    This I gotta hear...

    ...or else what, exactly?

    :)
  5. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Key?

    OH! That must have been the crunchy part of my lunch!!

    Here, I have a blow-torch.

    But, wait!

    You can't sue me for doing my job!! You can't sue the garbage man for taking up the garbage, or the barber for cutting hair. Yep, it is MY duty to make sure the accused maintains his integrity and the integrity of the court. Yessir, it is. And if you look back over the past few pages, he DID behave--so, I did my job. Only AFTER he was released from my guardianship did he begin calling people oafs and oars and stuff...

    Yup *Pats self on back* I did my job well.

    *Hands blowtorch off to Chris...*
  6. anathema Active Member

    If the cuffs are still on, he's still in your custody. And there's more than one way to skin a bear, y'know... Now c'mon, cough up!

    :D
  7. Re: This I gotta hear...

    Or else I--I--I'll remain restrained!

    :(

    *yeah, isn't that good at threats*

    :o
  8. anathema Active Member

    Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

    Uh-huh. Too right you w--

    * looks up...and up...realises Byron's a lot taller than me *

    Oh, sh--!

    Bailiff!
  9. Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

    'as right, I am...

    MWHAhahahahaaaaaa!!

    :D
  10. anathema Active Member

    Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

    Oi! No doing the maniacal laugh unless you're sporting a Beard Of Evil(tm)!
  11. Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: This I gotta hear...

    Welp, I have a li'l stubble goin' on since yesterday, and seein' as my hands are bound behind muh back, I can't shave anyway unless someone else does it at the moment. :rolleyes:
  12. anathema Active Member

  13. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Baliff is reporting to duty, sir!

    I'll begin working on that key for you while shaving the sasquatch prisoner and humming the Tocatta Fugue in D Minor (Gonzo taught me this...)

    *Pulls out a weed-eater to begin the shaving process while gagging himself to the tune of Tocatta Fugue in D Minor*

    :o
  14. *backs away from kooky bailiff*

    :eek:

    HEY now, d-don't you touch me wif no "weed-eater"!

    :mad:

    *looks to Judge with pleading eyes*

    C--can't you stop him, Sir??

    :eek:
  15. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    *Gags hard, folds over, pukes out lunch and the key, and while folding over pulls the cord out of the wall and the weed-eater stops just in time to not cut up the accused-set-free.*

    *GASP!*

    ugh~~by the way, Kooky is a monster on Sesame Street. I'm a bear.
  16. Crazy Harry New Member

    Next time you hand me a blowtourch, make sure there's gas in it...

    OH GOD!!!

    I did not need to see that.
  17. anathema Active Member

    * Back from the little Judge's room... *

    What have I stepped in? Bailiff!
  18. Whatever Active Member

    Better yet, you have grits! :D
  19. Don'tLiveonMoon New Member

    Whoa! Old thread alert! Rah rah Byron! Yaaaaaay!!!! :)
    Erin
  20. Vic Romano Active Member

    Hey; I wanna' be a Byronkateer too! It's great to see him around here once in a while! I'm a Byronkateer! I'm a Byronkateer! :zany:

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