Janice & Mokey's Man
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I mean, the "correct" way?
*ahem*
Guys---literally, guys, as in the male gender (but gals may read on)---I have gotten the most AWEsome shampoo! It's called "Suave for Men". One of its feautures is that it (*reads bottle*), "Has a Fresh Clean Masculine Scent". However, this is not smelly armpits or stinky feet, but instead that kinda generalized "roughin' it/builds houses/pinewood 2 x 4s" masculine sorta scent (*emits manly grunt*). Anyway, it smells ruuuuully good, and makes ya feel like Zeus when you're in the baf or shower.
And the directions say (*once again looks at bottle*):
"Lather, rinse, and repeat." (That's not all the directions, but the main point o' me ponder here).
Now.
I lather.
I rinse.
B-b-but I don't repeat!
Does anyone actually ever repeat???
Just for the heck of it, I did just that in my bath I had (at 3 a.m.). So I suppose muh hair should be twice as clean now!
And hey, if it makes the crown o' me head smell like the epitome o' masculinity, well, I ain't gonna complain when I walk into a room wif about 20 female Silly Creatures in it later this afternoon.
Okay, most of 'em are attached or older than me, but still, it's the idea here...
So yeah, I dunno if anyone rully "repeats" their hair reg'larly, and guys, go get Suave for MEN!
*GRUNT!*
*ahem*
Guys---literally, guys, as in the male gender (but gals may read on)---I have gotten the most AWEsome shampoo! It's called "Suave for Men". One of its feautures is that it (*reads bottle*), "Has a Fresh Clean Masculine Scent". However, this is not smelly armpits or stinky feet, but instead that kinda generalized "roughin' it/builds houses/pinewood 2 x 4s" masculine sorta scent (*emits manly grunt*). Anyway, it smells ruuuuully good, and makes ya feel like Zeus when you're in the baf or shower.
And the directions say (*once again looks at bottle*):
"Lather, rinse, and repeat." (That's not all the directions, but the main point o' me ponder here).
Now.
I lather.
I rinse.
B-b-but I don't repeat!
Does anyone actually ever repeat???
Just for the heck of it, I did just that in my bath I had (at 3 a.m.). So I suppose muh hair should be twice as clean now!
And hey, if it makes the crown o' me head smell like the epitome o' masculinity, well, I ain't gonna complain when I walk into a room wif about 20 female Silly Creatures in it later this afternoon.
Okay, most of 'em are attached or older than me, but still, it's the idea here...
So yeah, I dunno if anyone rully "repeats" their hair reg'larly, and guys, go get Suave for MEN!
*GRUNT!*