Warning, Miss Piggy is beaten by her mother, frequently in this story, up until a certain point. So I suppose viewer discretion is advised. But Don't worry, it's not really that discriptive. So, just enjoy the story. Family Reunion Chapter One- Miss Piggy and Kermit's family It was that time of year again. The Muppets were preparing for their semi-Annual Family reunion. Everyone was setting up matresses, and fixing up the couches so they look nice. Miss Piggy hated this time of year. The only living family she had was her mother that hated her, her conceided cousin, Spamela, and her idiot nephews, Randy and Andy. They weren't that fun to hang around with. Jaz loved it. She finally gets to see her cousin, Jay. She couldn't wait to tell her about the excitment she's been through, in the little time she's been working at the theatre. Fozzie was scared. He hasn't told his mom about him and Jaz yet, and Jaz thinks that he has. His mom was always strict about women. He didn't want his mom to judge her. Gonzo wouldn't be able to see his family this year. They were celebrating the intergalactic spawning season of cosmic knowledge fish. It was a very important holiday for his kind. Kermit, really got to see a piece of his family everytime Robin came to stay with him. It would be nice if his whole family could come, but it would take up too much room. Instead, his close family was coming. That, at the least, was five people. Just as Kermit was helping Jaz fix up the couch, there was a knock at the door. "I got it!" Jaz yelled. When she opened the door, it was Spamela, Randy, and Andy. "Hi Spamela!" Jaz greeted. Spamela pushed her aside. "Where's my Linky Poo?" Jaz raised her eyebrow. "Uh... In his room." At that moment, Spamela ran for Link's room. "Uh... What's up you guys?" Jaz asked. "Well at the moment, we are trying to figure out which one of us is Andy, and which one of us is Randy." Randy explained. "Oh brother. PIGGY! YOUR FAMILY IS HERE!!!" Jaz yelled. Miss Piggy walked into the room. "Why should I care?" "Because it's your family!" "SO?" "Because you love your family?" Miss Piggy lowered her head. "That may be..." She turned around. "But I don't recall them ever loving me." Miss Piggy slowly made her way towards her room. Just before Jaz was about to shut the door, An elderly pig, with a british accent walked up to the doorway. "Hi, can I help you, ma'am?" Jaz asked politely. "I'm here for the family reunion." The woman said. "Oh... Um... Who are you related to? Link? Annabelle?" "I am the mother of Piggy Lee. Please refer to me as Ms. Lee." Ms. Lee said. "Y-You're Miss Piggy's mom? But... But you're british! Piggy's not british!" Jaz stuttered. "Yes... Her American accent comes from her late father, Frank. Now where is that brat of mine?" "Um... In her room. It's the one with the pink door. Can't miss it! Um... Enjoy your stay and such..." Jaz blushed. "Thank You..." Ms. Lee then made her way towards the door. Jaz went to go finish fixing the couch. Kermit went to go get his pie out the oven. As he smelled it, it reminded him of home. It was his mom's famous shoe fly pie. Only frogs found it edible. As Kermit took it out of the oven, Piggy, and her mother were entering the kitchen. "...And that is exactly why you were not allowed to wear that trashy shade you're wearing now! Oh, who's this?" Ms. Lee asked. "Um... This is Kermit." "THAT'S Kermit? He's more woman-like than you!" Ms. Lee laughed. Kermit was confused. "Um... What?" "Piggy Lee has told me so much about you! Or at least her diary has." "You read my diary?" Miss Piggy growled. "Did you just raise your voice at me? That's it Piggy Lee!" Ms. Lee pulled Miss Piggy out of the room by her ear. Kermit was still confused. However, he did hear Piggy yelp constantly. Then, Ms. Lee, and Piggy Lee, re-entered the room. Miss Piggy was crying, trying to wipe her tears before Kermit had a chance to notice. But he noticed. "Miss Piggy, are you alright?" He asked. "I-I'm fine Kermie." Piggy lied. Ms. Lee then left the room. After she left, Kermit walked over to her, and lifted her head up. "Are you alright?" He asked. Miss Piggy shook her head. "She... She hates me. She always has... And she always will." "What did she do to you?" Miss Piggy moved a section of her hair to reveal a big bruise. Kermit rubbed it. "OW! D-Don't touch it!" Piggy yelped. "Has she always beaten you like this?" Miss Piggy nodded. Kermit hugged her. He would have hugged her longer, but there was another knock at the door. As Kermit went to answer it, Spamela walked into the kitchen. Well, there's another cat fight I gotta break up. Kermit thought. Kermit opened the door and Robin clung to him. "Hi uncle Kermit!" He yelled. "Hey Robin." Kermit picked up his nephew as he greeted the family that came into the door. "Hi Jimmy, Hi Dottie, Hi Maggie, Hey mom." Kermit then put down Robin and walked over to Jaz with his amphibious family. "Hey Jaz, this is my family. These are Robin's parents, Jimmy and Dottie." Jaz shook hands with them both. "This is my sister, Maggie." Jaz shook hands with her. "And this is my mom. Jane." Jaz got a hug from her. "It's nice to meet all of you! Um... So, I'm Jaz! I'm kinda crazy." "Yes, Kermit's mentioned you in his letters." Dottie said. Kermit just looked away, scratched behind his head, and whistled. Jaz just paused. Kermit quickly directed his family upstairs, and upstairs they went. "I'm crazy, huh?" Jaz asked. "You said it, not me." Kermit lied. Jaz only smiled. More to come if you want it!