Fan-Fic: Muppet High

[BEAR]

The Jim Henson bit was awesome

 

[theprawncracker]

The Jim Henson bit was awesome

I thought you guys would like it.

Need to think up more story again. Gotta go talk to Uncle Deadly!

 

[theprawncracker]

Muppet High Chapter 8:

(Kermit, Gonzo and Fozzie are seen walking down an empty hallway)

Gonzo: I can't believe that jerk Hogthrob's gonna ask Piggy out!

Fozzie: Yeah that's down right mean of him!

Kermit: Don't worry guys, I'll think of something... eventually.

Fozzie: So do you have band today?

Kermit: Uh huh, I've been practicing alot. I hope Rowlf likes it.

Gonzo: Well good luck Kerm, see ya tomorrow.

(Kermit stops at the band room and Gonzo and Fozzie start walking away)

Fozzie: So, how was math class?

Gonzo: Better than disecting a frog in Biology!

Fozzie: Oh I doubt that!

Kermit: Sheesh...

(He goes into the band room)

Floyd: Hey green stuff! What's shakin'?

Kermit: Hey Floyd, hey guys.

Rowlf: Hey Kermit good to see you again, have you been practicin'?

Kermit: Night and day Rowlf do you wanna hear some of it?

Rowlf: Sounds good.

Animal: PLAY SONG! PLAY SONG!

Kermit: Alright, alright I'm going! Sheesh!

(Kermit sits on a chair and tunes his banjo)

Why are there so many songs about rainbows,
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions but only illusions.
And rainbows have nothing to hide.
So we've been told and some chose to be leave it.
I know their wrong wait and see...

Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and me!

Dr.Teeth: Mind if we cut in?

Janice: Like can you get behind it?

(The band starts to join in with their instruments with only Kermit singing)

Who said that every wish would be heard and answered,
When wished on the morning stars?
Somebody thought of that and someone believed it.
And look what it's done so far!

(Rowlf walks next to Kermit and starts to sing)

Rowlf: What's so amazin' that keeps us star gazin'?
And what do we think we might see?

Kermit: Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
the lovers, the dreamers and me!

All of us under it's spell, we know that it's probably magic!

Have you been half asleep?
And have you heard voices?

Rowlf: I've heard them callin' my name.
Is this the sweet sound,
That calls the young sailors?

Kermit: The voice might be one in the same!
I've heard it to many times to ignore it,
It's something that I'm s'poused to be!

Everyone: Someday we'll find it, the Rainbow Connection,
The lovers, the dreamers and...

Kermit: Me! La da da da de da do, la da, da da da de da, doooo!

Rowlf: Kermit, that was wonderful!

Janice: Like rully!

Dr.Teeth: Well, I think this would be the perfect time to ask you if you'd like to play along side us, The Electric Mayhem, during the big dance on Friday?

Kermit: Me really?

Floyd: Yeah man! Your banjo would be awesome with the sweet mellow tunes of our instruments!

Kermit: Well, I was kinda gonna ask someone to the dance with me...

Janice: Well, if you can't like jam with us the whole night, then why don't you just play "Rainbow Connection" on stage at the end of the night? Fer surely.

Kermit: That's a great idea! Then, I can make a shout out to Piggy while I'm on stage! Thanks guys!

Animal: SHOUT OUT! SHOUT OUT!

Rowlf: Alright, alright, it's time for the rest of you to practice. You guys still need alot of practice before Friday!

Dr.Teeth: To true, to true. Hit it guys!

(The EM plays for the rest of class with Rowlf helping them whenever he can)

 

[TogetherAgain]

I like it! Tell more! Tell more!

 

[redBoobergurl]

This story is just so cute! I really want to see what happens at the dance! Keep it coming!

 

[Beauregard]

Yes. It's very darn good. I especially like the way charcters are played out, different, but the same. And I loved Sweetums cameo. And Lew.

 

[theprawncracker]

Glad to see everybody's enjoying it, more to come tomorrow. Unless I get bored tonight and post more...

 

[theprawncracker]

I'm bored...

Muppet High Chapter 9:

(Kermit is seen walking through the lunch room with a lunch bag, towards the table where Gonzo, Fozzie, and Scooter are)

Scooter: Yeah, my twin sister's been exploring the Amazon jungles for awhile now, I hope she's okay. So know I'm living with my Uncle, he owns this high school!

Fozzie: No way!

Scooter: Uh huh! Why do you think it's called Grosse High School?

Kermit: *glances at Gonzo who is devouring some of the Chef's Thursday surprise* Well, I could think of another reason...

(Enter...)

Pepe: Kermin! Jew have to come and see this! Hokay?

Kermit: Pepe what is it?

Pepe: Just come and see! Hokay? Come on, come on!

(Pepe leads the gang to the crowded edge of the lunch room where Rizzo is, and where Link is standing on top of a table)

Rizzo: It's about time you guys got here! Look!

Link: Can I have your attention please! I'd like to dedicate this song to most beautiful lass in the school! Piggy! Hit it!

Clifford*who's holding a guitar*: Right! One, two, one, two, three, four!

Link:

Piggy! You're the only girl for me!
Piggy! You're the reason I need theropy!
Piggy! You're my favorite girl!
Piggy! You most certanly do not make me hurl!

Piiiiiiigggggyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

(Link keeps singing)

Pepe: Kermin! It's now or never! Hokay? Go ask de pig now! Hokay?

Kermit: Right!

(Kermit makes his way through the crowd searching for Piggy)

Link:

Oh Piggy! You're sweeter than gramma's apple pie!
Piggy! If you don't say yes I'll cry!

Clifford: Yeah, and that ain't pretty!

(Link continues to sing while Kermit spots Piggy at the end of Link's table...)

Kermit: Piggy! Can I ask you something?

Piggy: Oh! Kermie! Um, ha ha ha. Hi...

(meanwhile...)

Link: Piggy be miiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnne!!!!

Thank you, thank you!

Piggy: What is it Kermie?

Kermit: Well I...

Link: Boys! *snaps fingers*

(Crazy Harry and Angel Marie grab Piggy and take her to the top of the table where Link is...)

Link: Piggy, will you go to the dance with me?

(A penguin pops up behind Link holding a cue card that says "Awwww!")

Crowd: Awwww!

Piggy: Well, um, I, *glances at Kermit* yes Link, of course I'll go with you!

(The penguin flips the cue card to read, "Applause")

Crowd: *spoken*Applause!!! Huh?

Kermit: Good grief...(he holds back a tear as he walks back to his friends)

Fozzie: Kermit?

Rizzo: Are you alright man?

Kermit: No, I don't think so. Gonzo, Fozzie, I'll see you in Science...

(He walks away with his head hanging)

Fozzie: Poor Kermit. I wish we could help him...

Gonzo: Maybe we can!

Pepe: How do you propose we do that Buzzard Beak?

Gonzo: Well, we're gonna need a little help.

(Cut to...)

Bunsen: Well class, I can't say I was happy with your decisions today. I say this because Beaker and Gonzo where the only ones who would stick the paper clip in the electrical socket, which I said counted for half your grade. Correct?

Gonzo*who's charred*: Yeah! And it was totally worth it!

Bunsen: Well I lied, we'll have a written test tomorrow!

Beaker: (faints)

Bunsen: Beaker must be suffering from post-electric shock! Well, we all know that the only way to cure that is to give him another electric shock! Fozzie! Fetch me the defibulator!

Fozzie: Yes sir!

(Fozzie gets the defibulator and hands it to Bunsen)

Bunsen: Thank you Fozzie, you get an A!

Fozzie: Ahh, thank you sir!

Bunsen: Alright, CLEAR!

(Bunsen uses the defibulator on Beaker)

Beaker:MEEEEEEEPPPPP!!!!

Bunsen: Well, will you look at that? Time to go already! Alright class, I'll see you tomorrow! Remember, the written test!

Annie Sue: Aww, come on Doc, the big dance is tomorrow!

Bunsen: Ahh yes, so it is. Oh well, remember class, written test tomorow!

(The class leaves the room)

Bunsen: Oh Beaker, could you stay after class with me? There's some experiments I could use your help with!

Beaker: Mee mo mo?

Bunsen: I'll give you extra credit!

Beaker: Mee mo!

(Outside the class Kermit is still moping)

Gonzo: So Kermit, I hear you're playing a song at the big dance tomorow!

Kermit: Not anymore Gonzo, I'm just gonna stay home, I don't see any point of going.

Gonzo: What?!? Um, excuse me and Fozzie a moment!

(Gonzo and Fozzie go off into a corner and Gonzo whispers into Fozzie's ear)

Where did I go wrong? Kermit thought. Why didn't Piggy say no to Link, when she knew I was going to ask her? Maybe she didn't know. Oh well, it's over now, better get to band and break the bad news to Rowlf and the band...

Fozzie: Hey Kermit! You want to hear a funny joke?

Kermit: No Fozzie not right now, I've gotta get to band.

Fozzie: You have time, trust me! So, a frog walks into a bank...

(Fozzie starts telling Kermit this joke until)

Kermit: FOZZIE! WILL YOU PLEASE STOP WAISTING MY TIME AND LET ME GET TO BAND!?!

(He storms off)

Fozzie: But Kermit! You haven't heard the punchline yet! So, the owner says it's a nik-nak, Patty wack, give the frog a loan, his old man is a Rolling Stone! Ahhh ha ha! That's so funny! Wocka wocka!

Kermit: (turns around to Fozzie) That wasn't funny at all.

Fozzie: Oh, then how 'bout this? What did the...

(Enter...)

Gonzo: Come on Fozzie, we gotta get going!

Fozzie: But I...

Gonzo: No buts, come on!

Kermit: Gonzo where were you?

Gonzo: Oh, I had to use the little Whatever's room! See you tomorrow Kermit!

Kermit: Sheesh.

(He opens the door to the band room...)

 

[TogetherAgain]

aw come on, don't leave off THERE! Tell us more! <sigh>. Well, Kermit, I'll see you tomorrow, too. <glares at prawncracker> At least, I'd better...

 

[BEAR]

That was one of my favorite chapters so far. I cracked up so hard at the whole penguin and the cue cards bit. The funny thing about it is I could actually picture it happening. It is soo Muppety. You really have a grasp of the comedy style of the Muppets.