Fan Fic - Visions, but only illusions...

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Yaey! Strike's over!

Thanks Bo. Statler, Waldorf, and Sal's appearances were great. No, look out Gonzo... Don't hurt those old men on the curb!
Oh, they jumped the cars? Neat.

But let's get to the ghosts already. Sounds like some good old fun to be had.
Lookin' forward to more.
 

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Yea for another chapter! It was wonderful Beau. I can't wait to see what happens next. Although I don't know about the ghosts...Lisa, I might need one of your teddy bears for the next chapter if it's scary!
 

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Speaking of who... Has she seen this yet?
 

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The Count said:
Speaking of who... Has she seen this yet?
I think she's seeing it now. While Gonzo is seeing....oh! Secret!!!
 

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YES! JOHNNY AND SAL'S CAR GOT BEAT UP! Sorry for my excitement, but that is SO exactly what I've been trying to do in Chasing Robin.

Excellent chapter. Loved the little trouble they had with steering, that's a very muppety thing I could definately see happening. As well as "What are you doing?" "About seventy-seven knots!" That was funny. And Gonzo's thoughts about A Christmas Carol/ Scrooge gave me shivers! And I love how Gonzo's "better idea" seems to be a cement mixer. Reminds me of MTM: "Much better than that cement mixer I used to live in".

And Beth, you need a teddy bear? I have the perfect one for you. He's sort of a golden-brown color, and he's very soft and silky. His name is Rusty, and he's very nice. Got him in Massachusettes.

Anybody else need a teddy bear?
 

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“Gonzooooooooo!” Fozzie shouted, as he was thrown by speed. “What are you doing?”

“About seventy-seven knots!”
*sniggers* Loved this exchange. Also loved the reference to MCC.

-Kim
 

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TogetherAgain said:
YES! JOHNNY AND SAL'S CAR GOT BEAT UP! Sorry for my excitement, but that is SO exactly what I've been trying to do in Chasing Robin....

...cement mixer...
You know, Lisa, that line in MTM was exactly what I was thinking when I wrote it in there. Glad you caught all my references!!! :wink:

And, yes, the Johnny ad Sal car-beating=up scene was added as a part-refence--to/part-steal-of-ideas-from your story.

Bea:zany:{And, Kim, my friend, voi has a story to post, moi thinks}regard
 

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*Pierre the French Rat from S&F pops in...

Ye ne se pa qui c'est "voi", me ye pens que Kim evra ecrité la troisseim cartier du son novelle.

*Translated for non-French speakers...
Don't know who this "voi" is, but I think that Kim should post the third part of her story.

Just an FYI, "voi" isn't the correct French pronoun for the plural "you", the correct pronoun is "vouz".
Hope this helps.
 

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The Count said:
*Translated for non-French speakers...
Don't know who this "voi" is, but I think that Kim should post the third part of her story.
*pokes you* Go check :wink:

-Kim
 

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Well, well, well. Two sections in one day...you guys sure are lucky...also, i loved this so very much I had to post it. Please note, the beliefs held by Gonzo may not be the writers.

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*^*^*^*

Gonzo lay on his back inside the empty cement mixer. What a lot had happened to him since last Christmas, in fact, since the last day. A jail break, a car chase, a new home…a friend.

The stars were always beautiful. When he was very little, he’d been told there was a star in the sky for every single person on earth. Every person, and creature. Were there stars for Whatevers?

There was a clank of something sharp tapping against the outside of the truck. Gonzo lay very still. What was…There is was again! Two taps and a scurry of claws. Rats? No…bigger…

Gonzo listened hard, but heard no more. At about four o’clock in the morning, he fell asleep. And dreamt of a green frog who believed in him…

*^*^*^*

They found the car the day after Christmas. Someone had been driving by the deserted site, and had seen a parked car. On closer inspection, it had belonged to the police. The nosey couple had called the locals, and were told that, no, there was no raid happening at the construction site. Yes, they did know the car was there, no, actually they didn’t, but, yes, now they did. No, no one had been murdered there. Yes, they had no bananas. No, they wouldn’t like to buy any duty-free fruit from the black market. The couple were picked up the next day as smugglers, or so Gonzo was told later in his life. But for now that didn’t concern him. The motorbike did.

The motorbike crunched to a stop outside the high wire-mesh walls, skipping gravel. Large ‘Danger. Keep Out’ signs, blown by the wind, and damaged by sleet and snow, flapped from staples like sails in the wind.

It was early. Gonzo had been jogging. He stopped behind a pile of roofing slates that were covered in sheet plastic. He lifted his head, and peeked at the visor-helmeted rider.

The first day of his life in the construction site had been perfect. Christmas Day had never been better. He had a friend to share it with. Fozzie hadn’t mentioned the trailer, and Gonzo hadn’t brought it up. If Fozzie didn’t want to talk about it…

In exchange, Gonzo hadn’t mentioned the scratches. He didn’t want Fozzie to be worried. Or to think he was imagining things.

Fozzie had shown him around the site, and they’d eaten crackers from a packet that Fozzie had procured someplace. Gonzo wanted to climb the crane, but Fozzie said it wasn’t safe. Still, Gonzo planned to do it one day.

The man stepped off the bike, and lifted his visor. Gonzo shrank back. N. Holiday. The torch was clipped to his belt. And cuffs. He’d heard someone at the jail refer to him as Nicky. Nicky Holiday, policeman.

The car. Gonzo felt his stomach drop. They should have parked it further away.

Nicky didn’t spare the car a glance, but strode towards the fence. He cupped his hand above his eyebrows and gazed at the site. “Yes,” he said. “This will do nicely.” He tapped the wire, and it shivered, making that scraping sound. He walked slowly along it, shaking the fence from time to time. Until he found their entrance. The wire was bent up from their excursions under it.

He knelt and stared hard at it, then turned and walked back to his bike. He mounted, drove away. And Gonzo knew something had just happened.

*^*^*^*

Gonzo ran up to the trailer, paused, and then knocked on the door. He heard a sound like something falling, then Fozzie opened the door. Fozzie looked guilty, and innocent at once. He began to say something then changed his mind at the sight of Gonzo’s pale face. “What’s wrong?”

Gonzo looked past him, glimpsing inside, glimpsing a sight of…

Fozzie shut the door. “Gonzo, what’s wrong?” he asked again.

“Something…” Gonzo said. “Something terrible.”

”Something terrible…” His voice echoed back. “Hahahaha-hoo-hoo!”

Gonzo whipped his head around. Nothing. There was a clatter of stones from near his cement truck. Gonzo ran. Fozzie stood undecided, then went after him. “Gonzo, no!”

Gonzo stopped by the truck. A red X had been spray painted on the cracked yellow paint. Fozzie grabbed his arm. “It’s the ghosts,” he said. His face was white with terror. “They’re back.”

*^*^*^*

“I don’t believe in ghosts,” Gonzo said. “I know enough to know they don’t exist.”

Fozzie tried to unscrew the lid off a jar of peanut butter. Breakfast. “If you know so much,” he said. “You know there is so much we don’t know.”

“I know that much though,” Gonzo said. “I might look like a street person, but I still know what I believe in. Here. Give me that.”

Fozzie handed the peanut butter over, Gonzo unscrewed it with a quick twist and handed it back. “So, what do you believe in?” Fozzie asked him.

Gonzo helped himself, scooping peanut butter on two fingers, and chewing it thoughtfully. “I believe,” he said slowly. “I believe there’s no such thing as ghosts.”

“We got that one,” Fozzie said. He licked his fingers.

“I believe…if we try hard enough, one day we’ll find it.” He thought of Kermit. Kermit the Frog.

“Find what?”

“Maybe our hopes, maybe our dreams. Maybe our star, or our rainbow. What do you believe?”

Fozzie frowned. Then he sighed, and said he didn’t know what he believed. But Gonzo saw a different answer in his eyes.

“And I believe in me,” Gonzo said finally.

Fozzie nodded. “I believe in your too, you know.”

“Know...know...ho, ho, ho! Go, go, go...”

If your mind is boggled by the events before...if you are desperate to know more, if you are rolling around on the floor, wait for the next episode, or call a certified physician.
 
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