Fan-Fic: We Know That It's Probably Magic

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Hehe, that's ok Lisa I think Beth's new story's more important than this commentary. And sorry about the hair thing, I could've sworn that you said Maggie had hair, I guess I was just thinking about Jill the Frog from MTM after all she had hair. I dunno. Thanks Beth, thanks Lisa, glad you liked the scene! Oh, and how about another? It's ragher long too... :smile:

DELETED SCENE #2: FRIENDSHIP

"Try a little stronger
For your friends." They harmonized.

Meanwhile, in the dining room, Telly, Rosita, Scooter, Rizzo, Wembley and Mokey Fraggle were singing a different song...

"If you're ever in a jam,
Here I am," Rosita sang.

"If you need a pal,
I'm your gal," Mokey continued.

"If you ever feel so happy you land in jail," Telly sang.
"I'm your bail."

"It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship," the all sang.
"When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!"

"Ladle ladle ladle, eh eh eh!" Wembley sang.

"If you're ever down a well,
ring my bell," Rizzo sang.

"If you ever catch on fire,
Send a wire," Scooter continued.

"If you ever lose your teeth,
When you're out to dine," Telly sang.

"Don't even think of borrowin' mine!" Rizzo exclaimed.

"Si, but you may have mine," Rosita said.

"It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship.
When other friendships have ceased to jell,
Ours will still be swell."

"Ladle ladle ladle, eh eh eh!"

"If you ever black your eyes,
Put me wise!" Mokey sang.

"If they ever cook your goose,
Turn me loose," Wembley sang.

"If they ever put a bullet in your brain,
I'll er...complain!" Rizzo sang.

"It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships go up in smoke,
Ours will still be oke!"

"Ladle ladle ladle, eh eh eh!"

"If you ever loose your mind
I'll be kind," Scooter sang.

"If you ever lose your shirt,
I'll be hurt," Telly sang.

"If you're ever in a mill and get sawed in half,
I won't laugh," Rosita shook her head.

"It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships have been 'forgate',
Ours will still be great!"

"Ladle ladle ladle, eh eh eh!"

"If you ever crack your spine,
Drop a line," Scooter sang.

"If you ever cut your t'rote,
Write a note," Rizzo sang.

"If they ever make a canibal stew of you,
Invite me too!" Wembley sang. "Wait no don't!"

"It's friendship, friendship,
Just the perfect blendship,
When other friendships are up the crick,
Ours will still be slick,"

"Ladle ladle ladle,"

"Bork bork bork!" The Swedish Chef sang.

"Moo moo moo!" Gladys the Cow sang.

"When other friendships have been forgot,
Ours will still be hot!"

"Woof, woof, woof!" Rowlf entered.

"Eh eh eh!" Wembley finished.

Back in the other room, Gonzo, Floyd, and Red still sang.

"You work all night.
You work all day.
You still can't keep,
Those worry blues away." Red sang. She moved in between them on the couch.
 

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DELETED SCENE #3: WHAT WOULD KERMIT DO?

"Yeah well, ok, don't stay to late! You need your sleep to!" Clifford walked out the door.

Kermit watched him leave from the rafters. Oh don't worry, Kermit thought. Piggy will be getting sleep tonight. Lots of sleep.


Clifford walked out into the crisp autumn air and put his hands inside his coat pockets. He looked up, the moon shown directly down upon him. He took off his sunglasses. "Just isn't the same with 'em on," he said to himself.

He walked down the sidewalk, his mind was scattered, from the show to the frog, to Muppets Tonight! Where he was the host. "We got a show for you gauranteed brand new! Here come the Muppets tonight! Yeah!" He sang softly.

He hummed the tune to himself. "Nice tune you got there my friend," a black man said from the ground next to Clifford.

"What?" Clifford asked him.

"I say that's a nice tune there," he reiterated. "Life alright with you?"

"Well, I've been better," Clifford said.

"Yeah I know the feelin'," the man sighed. "So, you work at that theater over there huh?"

Clifford nodded. He glanced back at the flashing sign reading "MUPPETS."

"Shame about the frog though," the man sighed and shook his head.

Clifford nodded again. Who was this guy?

"I never seen a show myself," the man looked at the sign. "Sure would like to, but don't plan to any time soon," he stood up. "Well it's been nice talkin' to ya," he began to walk away.

"Hold it," Clifford called him back. "Here," he pulled out a ticket for Kermit's tribute show. He felt it would be what Kermit did. "Take this dude, come see the show," he smiled and handed him the ticket.

"Aw man thanks!" He grinned. "You don't know how much this means, thanks man, thanks," he ran off with an extra spring in his step.

"Heh heh, nice guy," Clifford continued down the street.


Kermit hopped from the rafters to Piggy's dressing room door. She was dusting and straightening her room. "Oh, Kermie could be here any minute! I better hurry!" She was saying.
 

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<gasp> oh......

Oh, you should have put that one in, prawncracker, it's so touching!!!! It just... aw, sweet! I love and adore it!

And the one I didn't comment on last night, I like that! Nice comic relief...
 

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DELETED SCENE #4: HOLD YOUR HORSES

"Thank you driver, this should be fine." Piggy said as she slowly emerged from her zuchinni limo.

Pepe the driver pulled the limo into a crowded parking lot.

"Hey Gobo," Wembley the horse said. "Why does this car need horses if it has a motor?"

"Are you kidding Wembley?" Gobo asked. "Zuchini's don't have motors!"

"Si, he's right," Pepe the human driver said. "But then again, most zuchini's don't have doors," he said as Rizzo the human emerged from the limo as Pepe parked it.

"Man, this limo tastes great!" Rizzo exclaimed as he took a bite of the door.

"No! Don't eat the limo!" Boober the horse yelled. "It's our only way home!"

"And zuchini limos have fellings too you know," Mokey the horse said.

"You're crazy Mokey, zuchini's don't have fellings," Red the horse said. "Potatoes do!"

"Now Red," Mokey argued. "I beg to differ, zuchini's are very felling."

"That doesn't even make sense!"

"Well," Pepe sighed. "What does?"
 

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DELETED SCENE #5: IT'S NOT EASY BEIN GREEN

The door slammed open, and Oscar walked in. "That Trash Heap, thinks she's so smart." He muttered. Everyone stared at him. "Hey? What are you lookin' at?"

"You Oscar!" Scooter exclaimed. "Hurry, get on stage, you're singing 'Bein Green' with Rowlf," Scooter pushed him on stage. "Hurry!"

"What?" Oscar said. "No way, I'm not singin' that song, it's trashy!"

"Man, than it'll fit you perfectly," Clifford said helping Scooter push Oscar on stage.

They pushed him out next to Rowlf on the piano.

"But green's the color spring!" Rowlf sang.
"And green can be cool and friendly like,"

"And green can be big like a mountain," Oscar sang reluctantly. Not even he would ruin this moment for Kermit.
"And important like a river,
Or tall like a tree."

"When green is all there is to be," Rowlf sang.
"It could make you wonder why,"

"But why wonder,
Why wonder," they harmonized.

"I'm green, and it'll do fine," Oscar sang.
"It's beautiful, and I think it's what I want to be," he sang reluctantly.

"Thanks Oscar," Rowlf patted his back. "Kermit would be proud."


"Let him go Death." Uncle Deadly told the cloaked figure.
 

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I love, love, love, LOVE the horses! And as for actually seeing Oscar sing "Bein' Green," Well I'm not sure I ever understood why that wasn't there in the first place!
 

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TogetherAgain said:
I love, love, love, LOVE the horses! And as for actually seeing Oscar sing "Bein' Green," Well I'm not sure I ever understood why that wasn't there in the first place!
Ah! Thank you! Oh, and the "Bein' Green" section was cut for time issues...:crazy:
 

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Hokay peoples, this is the last two deleted scenes, and final extra of my story. Enjoy!

DELETED SCENE #6: RIGHT WHERE I BELONG

Kermit shook his head. "But now that I see you, I think I have an idea." He said.

"Look at me," Kermit sang.
"Here I am,
Right where I belong,
I see that face comin' back to me,
Like an old familiar song.
What better place could anyone be?
Cause you're here with me.
It's all I've been lookin' for
And so much more," Kermit sang.

"Now I'm here,
Now you're here,
Nothing can go wrong,
Cause we are right where we belong," Jim sang along.

"Look at us, here we are,
Right where we belong,
The cuirtain's up,
And the lights are bright,
And they're playing our old song," they sang together.

"What better place could anyone be?" Jim sang.
"Cause you're here with me,
Come on Kermit let us go 'fore they start the show!"

"Well what are you standing around for?" Jim asked him. "Let's go."

DELETED SCENE #7: THE END

Kermit smiled. It was true, they'd found it. The lovers, the dreamers, and him. He hugged Jim. "Thank you Jim." Kermit said. "For everything."

"What better way could anything end?" Kermit sang.
"Now I'm here with a friend,"

Jim nodded. He patted Kermit on the shoulder and smiled.


"Someday we'll find it." Robin sang.
"The Rainbow Connection."
 

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Post #4,999 goes to my favorite fan-fiction I've written...

#1 is...

WE KNOW THAT IT'S PROBABLY MAGIC!!!

Yay!!

Thank you all so much for being my friends! You rock!
 
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