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Favorite Statler & Waldorf Quotes

Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Extell, Jan 14, 2003.

  1. miss kermie

    miss kermie Well-Known Member

    Oh, yeah youre right... :p
     
  2. ChickyBoy37

    ChickyBoy37 Well-Known Member

    STATLER: You know this show reminds me of a 25 cent Cigar!
    WALDORF: Oh yeah, Why is that?
    STATLER: Because it's cheap and it Stinks!
     
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  3. BuddyBoy600alt

    BuddyBoy600alt Active Member

    Here is my favorite. This is from the Opening with Dizzy Gillespie.

    Waldorf: (In the balcony alone) Where's Statler? He can't take it anymore.
     
  4. snichols1973

    snichols1973 Well-Known Member


    As far as I'm aware, this doesn't occur in any episode or movie, but it sounds like something they might say:

    :boo:: That last act reminds me of limburger...
    :sleep:: What makes you say that?
    :boo:: Because it's cheesy, and it really stinks!
    :sleep::boo:: Do-ho-ho-ho!
     
  5. BuddyBoy600alt

    BuddyBoy600alt Active Member

    I also like the closing for Gilda Radner episode when they went:

    Statler: Good Night!
    Waldorf: So Long!
    Statler and Waldorf: (In Unison as they notice that their hands are stuck to the rail of their balcony) OH, NO! (Struggling to get unstuck)
     
  6. ChickyBoy37

    ChickyBoy37 Well-Known Member

    STATLER: "Boy that show was Bad!"
    WALDORF: "I wonder what ever happened to those Cows?"
    WAITER: "Here your steaks."
    STATLER: "No...It couldn't be!
    WALDORF: "Why not?"
    STATLER: "Beacause these are well Done!"
    *Both Laugh*
    --Muppets Tonight: Rick Moranis--

    WALDORF: "That was awful!"
    STATLER: "well, it gets better if you wait!"
    WALDORF: "How's that?"
    STATLER: "The Screensaver turns on!"
    *Both Laugh*
    WALDORF: "That's good, I love those fish!"
    --The Muppets Viral Video: American Woman--

    STATLER: "Well how did you like the Opening Number?"
    WALDORF: "I didn't notice it..."
    STATLER: "Didn't notice it? How's that possible? It would loud and Raucous with a Screaming thing running amok! How could you not notice it?
    WALDORF: Well in the future I'll try to be more observant.
    *The Screaming thing runs past them and off the balcony with neither one of them noticing.*
    STATLER: "Will you do that please?"
    --The Muppet Show: Don Knotts--
     
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  7. Duke Remington

    Duke Remington Well-Known Member

    From Statler & Waldorf's 2012 appearance on "The Soup":

    After the second "That'll Learn 'Ya" clip, after the clip's narrator says "We all know what young girls think about":
    Waldorf: Ponies!
    Statler: Justin Bieber!
    Waldorf: Sufferage!
    Statler: What are we yelling about?
    Waldorf: I have no idea. I'm not a young girl.

    After hearing the telephone's dial tone in "The Times They Are A-Changin' clip:
    Statler: Sounds like someone is strangling a parrot!
    Waldorf: What, the phone?
    Statler: No, the girl.
     
  8. ChickyBoy37

    ChickyBoy37 Well-Known Member

    WALDORF: "You know seeing a number like that has always made me Nostalgic."
    STATLER: "Yeah? Nostalgic for what?"
    WALDORF: "DDT!"
    *Both Laugh*
    --The Muppet Show: Dudley Moore--

    STATLER: "We didn't anything about the bear before he came to the Muppets!"
    WALDORF: "Thank Goodness!"
    STATLER: "But we have met his Mom, She has a great sense of humor!"
    WALDORF: "She must skip a Generation!"
    *Both Laugh*
    --Pepe's Profiles: A Long day's Journey into night Clubs--

    FOZZIE: "Time for fun with Fozzie Bear! Here's some jokes from everywhere!"
    WALDORF: "Hey hey hey It's that Silly Bear!"
    STATLER: "It's time for the audience to go elsewhere!"
    *Both Laughs*
    FOZZIE: "If you don't Mind, I'll do the Jokes!"
    WALDORF: "Oh we don't mind but when are you do them?"
    FOZZIE: "Pay no attention to them folks, I can handle Hecklers in my sleep!"
    STATLER: "Well don't tell that to the Audience, they're asleep too!"
    --The Muppet Show: Jim Nabors--

    STATLER: "I like the Movie fine so far!"
    WALDORF: "It hasn't started yet!"
    STATLER: "That's what I like about it!"
    *Both Laugh*
    --The Muppet Movie--
     
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