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Hensonville City 2010

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Feb 8, 2010.

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  1. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: *angrily tries her best not to show tears in front of her man, exhaling like a bull* I'm so sorry for keepin' you waitin', honey. That 'mook' tossed a bowl of hot soup at my face. I'm so sorry about tonight. =/


    Angie: Wheee! That was fun. ^^ *at the counter* I would like vanilla bean scoop, along with a rocky road scoop, and an ice cream soda with Dr. Pepper....please? :B Yay!
  2. Lil0Vampy

    Lil0Vampy Well-Known Member

    Johnny: *To Lefty* Back off of my woman! *to Linda* It's alright, sweetheart. *slashes his coffee on Lefty* :3


    Gonzo: I'll have a watermelon and chocolate sundae!

    Liza: One chocolate chip cone, please. :)

    Random Whatnot Teen: *flatly* Coming right up. *sighs*
  3. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: >.> *sneers at Lefty* Haw! XP Look at da mook! :p *gives Johnny a wan smile*

    (seconds later)

    *to Teeth* I'd thought so....yeah it wasn't that bad, I just overreacted, I guess. XP Eh, I don' need any hospital, I think an icepack would be just fine. Thanks again, Too'--eeth :3

    Angie: Thanks! Yay! That sounds delicious! ^_^ Lets find a seat...hopefully they'll have bendy straws :B
  4. Lil0Vampy

    Lil0Vampy Well-Known Member

    Johnny: *prompty ignores Lefty* You sure you're okay, bambina? :/


    Whatnot Teen: *dully* Here is your ice cream. Have a nice day. -___-

    Liza: Yay! *noms*
  5. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: :3 I'm sure I'm gonna be aright, bello....ow! Eh, mi scusi. X3

    (couple minutes later)

    *take the icepack from Teeth* Thank you so much. The icepack would totally help. And, I think I'll have a light salad with a touch of Italian dressin'. :3


    Angie: *noms on icy creamy* Yum-Yum! ^_^
  6. Lil0Vampy

    Lil0Vampy Well-Known Member

    Johnny: I'll have a BLT, thanks. Hey Linda, where did the old porker go? :p
  7. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member

    Linda Mezzo: Who, Julius Strangepork? O__o I think I heard from Linko that he moved back to his homeland in Germany. I don't really know him well, but I guess he was kinda homesick.

    So...anything new, honey? ;3
  8. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    on phone Great thank you..and you have a good day too!Bye!hangng phone up and flailing arms excitedly like Kermit YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!
    Everyone stares at me
    Grover:Kathy..what in the world were you just doing?
    Robin starts laughing a little I think she was trying to do my Uncle Kermit's excited arm wave.Uh Mom? I don't mean to hurt your feelings but it...er...doesn't work with human arms.
    Robin:No. Don't be hurt,OK? What are you excited about?The calendar?
    Yeah.I just got off the phone with the book store. It should be here by Tuesday,I think. She said 24 hours.But I'm thinking since today's Sunday, they don't deliver.
    Robin:That's great news!starts to flail his own arms but then stops and gives me a hug
    hugging him It's OK Robin..you're not being a showoff.
    Robin: Nah. Want Uncle Kermit to autograph the calendar?
    It's okay. I already have an autograph of him and Mr. Henson.
    Robin:But that's not a personal one!
    Robin...it's all right!Really!
    Robin:Okay.Can I go call Uncle Kermit?
    Sure!But first let him know nothing's wrong.I don't want him panicking.
    Robin:Gotcha!Thank you.
    Prairie:I'm glad you're finally getting that calendar,Kath.
    Rosita:Me too!
    Goodness knows I've waited long enough for it. I can't believe I was on the phone for so long last night! Good thing I didn't need to use the bathroom!
    Everyone laughs
    Chef:Well..yu culd hef mede hur wait if yu had tu gu.
    No Chef...you don't do something like that. Besides she was very nice. I was having trouble with one of the numbers on the card and the computer wouldn't take it.So she had to type it in by hand.
    a very angry looking Robin returns
    Robin:I hate her...I hate her...I hate her..I hate her so bad!
    (Time to turn maternal)
    Hate's a strong word Robin. Use the word "dislike"
    Robin's near tears
    OK sweetie c'meretaking Robin on my lap I'm guessing this "she" you're talking about is Miss Piggy?
    Robin nods Mom snif I was lookin' forward to talkin' to snif Uncle Kermit an'snif she told me that he wasn't there. snif Then she says that Uncle Kermitstarts sobbing
    Calm down honey...calm down rocking him take deep breathspatting him on the back...gradually he calms down OK...now she said that your Uncle Kermit....
    Robin:doesn't have time for me. That's why I was sent here! That's not the truth is it Mom?
    It most certainly is not! Your Uncle Kermit and your parents wanted you to have a decent education and the nearest school was here in Hensonville!I oughta ...oohh..Robin..your Uncle Kermit loves you SO much!
    the phone rings
    So help me if that's Miss Piggy...I have a few choice words for her!picking up the phone Hello?
    Hello Kermit.Listen Robin is extremely upset right now
    Kermit:And has a right to be. What Piggy told him is a flat out lie.And she willapologize to him,won't she?
    In the background I hear Yes I will
    Kermit...she owes an apology to me as well.Robin's like a son to me. And Miss Piggy was like a bully to him when she said all that stuff to him. When Robin was crying it broke my heart to see him like that.So after she speaks to Robin I'd like a few words with her.
    Kermit:I think that can be arranged.May I please speak to Robin?
    Sure.And I'm sorry I answered the phone the way I did.
    Kermit:That's okay.
    All right. Here's Robin.handing the phone to Robin then going to get a drink of water & thinking of what I'm going to to say to Miss Piggy.
    Prairie:You all right?
    Not really. If I've said it once I've said it a thousand times.Nobody hurts my kids! Even if they're a pig and can karate chop you into next week. Words can do just as much damage!
    Prairie:You tell 'er Kath!
    going back to the living room where Robin's on the phone. Then,seeing that I'm there,he tells Kermit that I am,tells Kermit that he loves him and says good bye and hands the phone to me
    Kermit:Kathy....Piggy apologized to Robin.You still want to talk to her?
    Yes Kermit I do.
    Kermit:All right then.
    Miss Piggy:Hello Kath....
    Miss Piggy ,normally I'm a nice person but right now I am furious with what you did to Robin! Don't you ever do anything like that to him again,do you understand? Have you ever heard of the No Bullying Policy?That doesn't just go for schools like Robin's. That goes for everywhere and everyone!Not just kids,but adults too!
    Miss Piggy:But I didn't bully him!
    Your words Piggy.Telling him his uncle doesn't want him around.Did Kermit tell you that?No. Kermit and his parents sent him here for a better education than he could get in the swamp or near the Theater.Nobody hurts my kids,are we clear on that from now on?
    Miss Piggy:What kids?Robin's not yours!
    I'm his legal guardian when he's living here. Just as Kermit was when Robin was living at the Theater. So DON'T MESS WITH ME! You may think that your karate chopping helps.Not so. Now....are you going to be nasty and lie to Robin again?
    Miss Piggy:N-no.
    Good. Now may I speak to Kermit?
    Miss Piggy:Yes..you may...handing the phone over
    Kermitcovering mouthpiece Piggy we'll talk later you can leave...waiting until door shuts Holy cow Kathy!What did you say to her?All I heard was a female voice practically lighting into Piggy from one end and the only two things Piggy said was something about her not bullying Robin and Robin not being yours?
    Ohhh Kermit. That pig had it coming to her! I told her about the anti bullying act and she better not pull that bullspit on Robin again plus a few other things.
    Kermit:Well I think you fixed her!laughing Anyway..on a happier note.Robin said that you ordered a calendar of me?
    Yeah..I did. He didn't tell you about the happy arm wave did he?
    Kermit:I think you just did,Kath!Sorry but humans can't do it.
    So says Robin. Ah well.
    Kermit:Well anyway,I'd better get back to work and confront Miss Piggy. Give my nephew a hug for me and save one for yourself OK?
    laughing Same goes for you Kermit. Take care.Bye.
    hanging up the phone and noticing that everyone is staring again
    Now what?
    Everyone cheers
    Robin:Wow Mom!I've never seen you so mad!You sure told Miss Piggy off!
    But that doesn't mean you should ,kiddo.hugging him That's from your Uncle Kermit.
    Chef:Und I thought I hed a tempur! Wow Kethy!
    Prairie raising my arm in championship mode Kathy-1...Miss Piggy -0!
    Well like I said...nobody messes with my kids!
    Rosita:And you sure meant it!Wow...you were like a mama lion protecting her cub!
    laughing a bit Wouldn't exactly say I have the claws for itexamining my fingernails
    Grover:Nobody would ever call you shy,Kathy. That's the truth!
    I'll admit if I ever had to face Miss Piggy in the theater or any other place,she'd karate chop me from here to Kingdom Come!
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Downstairs... *Whooping noises are heard.

    Me: Boys, you know I loves me some BBQ ribs.
    :batty: Yes, ve do.
    Me: But today we're switchin' things up a little.
    UD: Oh? How so?
    Me: Ravens just finished beating up the Chiefs. So Count, rev up the Countmobile... We're gonna head out to the big Double E. And since I be famished, we're loadin' up on rice & beans and crabcakes!
    *Spooks' eyes light up: Crabcakes?
    Me: Yep yep yep yep yep. And some corn chowder too.

    *All get washed and dressed and head on out to get their feed on.
  10. LinkiePie<3

    LinkiePie<3 Well-Known Member


    How many roads must a man walk down
    Before you call him a man?
    Yes, ’n’ how many seas must a white dove sail
    Before she sleeps in the sand?
    Yes, ’n’ how many times must the cannonballs fly
    Before they’re forever banned?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind

    How many years can a mountain exist
    Before it’s washed to the sea?
    Yes, ’n’ how many years can some people exist
    Before they’re allowed to be free?
    Yes, ’n’ how many times can a man turn his head
    Pretending he just doesn’t see?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind

    How many times must a man look up
    Before he can see the sky?
    Yes, ’n’ how many ears must one man have
    Before he can hear people cry?
    Yes, ’n’ how many deaths will it take till he knows
    That too many people have died?
    The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
    The answer is blowin’ in the wind
  11. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    *Beth and Cookie sneak over to the sleeping Red in her hammock*
    Beth *whispering* Ready?
    Cookie *also whispering* Yep!
    Red *waking up suddenly* Wha? What's going on?
    Beth: It's your birthday!
    Cookie: We make doozerstick pancakes for you
    Red: Really? Awesome! *sits up*
    Beth: Here you go dear - you just chill and relax on your special day
    Red: Thanks! *munches happily on her pancakes*
    Beth: So, today is also the start of a new term and we might be getting a new roommate. Just waiting for the ok from management.
    Cookie: New roommate bring cookie?
    Beth: I don't know, we'll have to find out. In the meantime, let's clean up a bit today so we're ready.
    Red: Clean? On my birthday?
    Beth: Well ok, you don't have to help that much today - but I might ask you some questions about stuff I can throw away and such
    Red: That's fair.
  12. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Did you all know that today is Red Fraggle's birthday?
    Prairie:Yep!She sure is a hard Fraggle to buy for though.
    Yeah. I know she likes swimming though.So I bought her a cute blue bathing suit.showing Prairie the bathing suit and wrapping it Hopefully it'll fit her. And Chef is making her doozer stick cookies.
    Grover:Uh-oh...Red better be careful with those cookies. She might have to share with Cookie Monster.
    I don't think she'll mind.So the cookies are from Chef and the bathing suit is from the rest of us.
    going into the kitchen Chef?The cookies ready?
    Chef:Ja.Putting them in a box und putting a purty peenk ribbun on der box.he makes a curly -q on the end of the ribbon Okee.All dun!
    Off we go to Beth Red & Cookie's apartment
  13. redBoobergurl

    redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Beth *opens the door and sees Kathy and the gang* Oh hey guys! Red, you have some visitors!
    Red: Wow! Hi everyone! Come on in!
    Cookie: Do me smell cookies?
  14. beakerfan76

    beakerfan76 Well-Known Member

    Me-You got some more visitors, Red. Happy birthday.
  15. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Maybe you do...maybe you don't Cookie.;) Happy Birthday,birthday Fraggle!giving Red a big hug This is for you.giving her the box Hopefully it fits.The receipt's in there
    Chef: Und these are for yu.handing over the box of you know whats Yu mite wunt to share.But it's up tu yu. Heppy birthdey!
    Prairie:We also gotyou a gift card to Hensonville Mall.
  16. beakerfan76

    beakerfan76 Well-Known Member

    Me-I got you this. (Holds out the present) It's a Rock Hockey stick.
  17. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    in the kitchen ,baking
    Prairie:Mmmmm...smells good in here!What are you making?
    Well Kelly had kind of a bad night last night so I thought I'd make her some comfort food.I'm making muffins.
    Prairie:What kind?
    Banana nut.
    Prairie:What kind?
    Banana nut.
    Prairie:What kind?
    Prairie,is something wrong with your hearing? I said.. then noticing a wicked gleam in her eye Ohhh...you think you're so funny,miss! You know what kind. You just want me to say it again so you and whoever is around can sing :sing: Doot do da doo doo:sing: right?
    Prairie giggles You're right.
    Well what would you have done if I wasn't making ban...er...those type of muffins.
    Prairie shrugs Oh well. Can you make some for us?
    Since you were honest and said you were going to pull that joke on me, yes. But I'll have to see if Chef needs the oven. After dropping off these muffins off at Kelly's I'm picking up Robin at school.
    Prairie:Bundle up...it's chilly outside!
    getting my Disney™ sweatjacket on and taking the plateful of muffins Thanks for the warning
    (OOC: Do you know what a devil it is trying to find that dang TM sign on the character map? I just didn't want my butt getting sued by the you know who company since I mentioned their product.)
  18. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Hmmm... Looks like Opening Day will be tomorrow instead.
    *Leaves gift for Red, a trophy from :batty:'s Treasury Room back at the castle where he keeps his pieces of 8, along with a card and a giant peppermint Doozerstick candy cane.

    Happy birthday Red and merry anniversary to the rest of the Rock. :smirk:
  19. beakerfan76

    beakerfan76 Well-Known Member

    Me-We knew you'd love it, and it was Mokey's idea. Oh and the name's James, by the way.
  20. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (watches the movers): Well, that's almost it.

    Spike: 'Ey, look -- muffins!

    Kelly: What are they?

    Spike (sniffs): I dunno. Don't seem like any kinda meat I evah had. Feel any bettah?

    Kelly: I think so. Took a nap for a few hours. Still, the entire situation was rather traumatic. At least the cops were nice about it.

    Spike (grinned)

    Kelly (huggles him): A girl doesn't watch all those Law & Order episodes and then messes with the badge, y'know? Heeheehee.
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