Hensonville City 2010

[The Count]

*Answering phone. Oh hey Kell. Mmm, 1 PM CST comes to 2 my time. So how's about 11-11:30 AM your time?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (nods): Sure. Works for me.

Rizzo: How ya gonna remember?

Kelly: Post-It's?

Rizzo: You'll forget where ya put 'em.

Kelly: Uh, red string around my finger?

Rizzo (shakes head): Remember da last time ya did dat ta pay da utility bills?

Kelly: No ....

Rizzo (nods): My point exactly.

Kelly: I'll write it in ink on my hand! The hand is called the "nurse's post-it".

Rizzo: Dat's great 'til ya wash yer hand.

Kelly (snaps): I'll just camp out in front of the Townhouse an' Ed can just come get me.

Rizzo: Uh ...

 

[The Count]

So, you guys ready?
*UD shrugs into his tattered cloak, Count's polishing his shoes, and I grab my shades and wallet.

Just about. *Gets keys to the Countmobile, we then try to go pick up Kelly for lunch.
*Music to Looking For Kermit starts playing.

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (snoring outside)

Rizzo (bites her hand)

Kelly (jumps up): OW! What is it?

Rizzo: Da most important meal o' da day.

Kelly: Oh. *looks around* Oh, hey, Ed! You mind if we go in Count's car? Oscar's smells funny and I still don't own one yet.

 

[The Count]

Huh? Oh, there you are. Sure, no probs.
Opens door for Kelly and whoever else to get in as we arrange ourselves per the seating space inside.

So, you got a place in mind you want to go for lunch?

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo: Yeh ... anywhere dere's food.

Kelly (smiles): Is Everybody Eats okay?

Oscar (just happens to be in the car): As long as they serve slop, I'm in.

 

[The Count]

Sure... Was thinking of a place I heard called Pluckers, but they probably have that food at Double E.
*The group arrives at the restaurant and get a table for six from one of the waiters.

 

[RedPiggy]

Rizzo (snickers): "Pluckers"?

 

[The Count]

Yeah... You know it? They have some mean Fire in the Hole hot wings.
*UD, draping his cloak over his chair's back, his tail poking out through. Mmm, I'll flag down a waiter.

*Gets a serviceable lad.
Erm, we'll have...
UD: Dark lemon tea.
Count: Bat's milk tea with akiss of honey.
Me: Black Cherry Figgy Fizz.

at Kelly: And for you miss?

 

[RedPiggy]

Kelly (staring at the telephone book-length menu, LOL): Let's see ... sweet iced tea.

Rizzo: Lemonade.

Oscar: Pond scum.