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Hensonville City 2011

Discussion in 'Games' started by The Count, Jan 11, 2011.

  1. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Wayne: Sam! Where were you?

    Floyd walks by, ripping up music.

    Floyd: Trash! Trash! Why do I write such trash?


    Wayne: *puts on white gloves* Never fear, Sam. Who wants to fight me first?

    Stanley enters with guitar; Wayne hides behind Sam.

    Wayne: He threw my tie out the window!

    Stanley: Did not!

    Wayne: Did too!

    Stanley: Did not!

    Wayne: Did too!

    Stanley: *to Sam* Who ya gonna believe? Me, or the guy in the red pants?

    Stanley plays a loud solo, drowning out Wayne.
  2. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin (emails the Hensonville residents): This afternoon Sarah, Kelly's black Lab, had to go to the hospital. Kelly called the doctor from work and Sarah is in the ICU getting IV fluids but it seems all that happened was a bad reaction from some dyed rawhide. We Doozers enjoy dogs and are sad to see such a loving girl get sick.
  3. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Aw, that's a shame, we hope Sara gets better. Dunno if I've already told this story, but the oldest dob my family has out of the three of them was the real Frankenweenie one year. Broncia (her shortened name, and if you know any Spanish curses you should know what that's short for) used to get out onto the streets and scrap with other dogs. And this one time, she got her head ripped almost completely off. My mom and brothers rushed off to the vet to get it reattached. There were bandages and tubes along the outside of her neck and everything. She's still alive at fourteen and a half years.

    *:batty: pats and plays a little with Fatatita before sending her off to find Gaffer.
  4. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Wrench (sighs)

    Bear (staying over and lying on the couch, sighing)

    Cotterpin (sighs)

    Kelly (opens door): Look who's home!

    Sarah (walks in and licks Bear, who is still kinda blah)

    Cotterpin: She's better?

    Kelly (shrugs): I think she's having a reaction to certain dyes. It had been a couple of years since the last time we had red things and I kinda forgot she doesn't tolerate red dye well. Naturally, bro is blaming everyone. So in the interest of peace, I'm taking my kids over here near Hensonville. They could use the break.

    Cotterpin: Hmm ... so ... no ketchup-flavored Doozer sticks?

    Kelly (laughs and shrugs): I don't think so. Tomato flavor didn't work out well neither. :)
  5. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    What a glorious night.

    Good fic from Aunt Ru this morning. Tim Burton films all day on ABC Family. Good cool climate from subtle rainings off and on.

    Mmm, it's a vonderful night for October tricks and treats.
  6. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Robin: Mom?
    That's me...what's up?
    Robin: Can I take karate?
    raising eyebrows Excuse me?
    Robin: Sorry.....may I take karate please?

    My asking you to repeat it wasn't for you to correct your grammar. Although I'm glad you did. I just wanted to make sure I heard you right. Karate, Robin? I don't think so.
    Robin: Aw c'mon Mom! Please? At least think about it!

    OK I'll think about it. Thinking...thinking....thinking......no.
    Robin: You didn't think hard enough! Please?? Unc...

    Were we about to play the "Uncle Kermit would let me" card?Remember what happened the last time when you did that & Uncle Kermit was dead set against the idea and it cost you a Frog Scout camping trip , young man? Robin,look..I hate saying no to you about things. But there are just some things I just can't afford.You just have to understand that.I'm sorry.
    Robin:Mom? putting his flipper on my shoulder
    Robin:I'm a dummy. You do so much for me already. I'm sorry. I guess when I saw that movie The Karate Kid yesterday I thought it'd be kinda neat to take karate. I can always ask Auntie Piggy how to do karate.She's done it enough on poor Uncle Kermit.

    Robin? You're not a dummy. Don't you ever say that again about yourself. You're a smart young frog! It's just that your buddies get so much and I can't give you as much as they get. You wanted that blue 10 speed Schwinn bike for your birthday but you had to settle for the green because it was cheaper.
    Robin:So? I like the color green. It's cool and friendly like. That line sound familiar? ;)
    chuckling Yeah..I've heard it once or twice .You're a great kid. FYI even if I had the money for you to join karate, I would have said no. Seeing my son thrown to the floor in a tournament would have made me a nervous wreck.
    Robin: Phooey. Uncle Kermit would have said no too anyway.
    Ah HA! Now aren't you glad you didn't say "Uncle Kermit would've said yes"

    Robin: You know me too well .

    After almost 2 years I should hope so! I may be strict at times, but it's only because I love you so much. giving him a goodnight kiss See you in the morning.
    Robin hugs me I love you too Mom. ' Round the world and back again.

    hugging Robin ; silently and secretly glad that he still remembers our little bedtime ritual even though he's now 10 Love you 'round the world and back again.
    Robin: Even when I'm too old to do this I'll always love you 'round the world and back again.

    Me too sweetheart.Even when I'm old and gray. Sweet dreams!
  7. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Ugh... Dealing with the stupid phone company and getting info from mom that went completely nowhere only to have her pay a stupid fee. *Throws hands up in the air. And I won't even know if it'll get resolved until tomorrow which it has to be since she's leaving on Friday to visit my sister down in Mexico. At least I've got a goodly sized chunk of KG to go over in the morning.

    *Grumbles before settling in for the night.
  8. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Rhonda: Awww...sick doggie. Hope she's recovered fully.

    I didn't know you liked dogs.

    Rhonda: Sure! They chase cats!

    :news: *mumbling from behind his paper* Obviously hasn't heard of rat terriers...

    Rhonda: Obviously hasn't heard of News Flashes.

    Okay, you two, smoke a peace pipe already. Gawd I need coffee.

    Rhonda: And donuts.

    :news: *perk* Pumpkin?

    Rhonda: For both?

    Hah. Okay, okay, but we'll have to split for it. I'm broke.

    *Muppet and rat attack the couch looking for spare change*

    Rhonda: I found a dollar in dimes.

    :news: Er...I found...I don't want to know what that is. *goes to wash hands*
  9. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    :batty: sets up a few of the bats out in the halls prepping for Halloween.

    Okay, just finished inspecting how Doglion and some of the other big monsters set up the rides. We're looking at opening the fairgrounds on Friday evening and running it on the weekend.

    UD: Hope we manage to get a decent turnout from the spook community.

    Don't worry, I got Count to talk to Jack and convince them to haunt here this year, their Halloween plans always need improving and I thought HV would prove a good spot for their tricks and treats.

    *All retire to rest in peace, continuing work in the morning, whatever it is we do.
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  10. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Sarah and Bear (sniffing boxes)

    Cotterpin (sighs)

    Wrench (hiding): Is she done?

    Cotterpin (shakes head): No. *sighs*

    Kelly (dressed in white hooded robe with an over-the-shoulder cape, leaping off something high with a giant knife in her hand): Ha-HA! *sinks knife in floor as the dogs yip and run off under the bed*


    Cotterpin (sighs, goes back to reading a magazine)

    Kelly: How do you like my costume?

    Cotterpin: -_- You understand your monster guy with the big knife has a big triangle for a head, right?

    Kelly (nods): Oh, I know, but I'm going as an Assassin who just happened to steal Pyramid Head's Great Knife, 'cause that would BE ... AWESOME! *squeals*

    Cotterpin: -_- Uh-huh.

    Kelly: But Assassin's Creed 3 comes out in FIVE days!

    Cotterpin (nods): I know.

    Kelly: And Silent Hill 2 which uses the plot from the third game though is out soon!

    Cotterpin (sighs): Boy, howdy, do we know....

    Kelly (squees with delight and charges at imaginary enemies)
  11. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    common room.

    Wayne wears a large, bright orange pumpkin costume that covers his chest and back; he sports black sleeves, orange gloves, black tights and green pixie shoes; on his head is the top of the pumpkin.

    Floyd enters.

    Floyd: *laughs*

    Wayne: Where's your costume?

    Floyd: What costume?

    Wayne: You can't come in here unless you're wearing a costume.

    Floyd: Stan ain't.

    Wayne: Who's that?

    Floyd gestures to stage, where Stanley is standing with his guitar.

    Wayne: How did that weasel get in here?

    Floyd: So what are ya dressed up for, man?

    Wayne: A little holiday called Halloween.

    Floyd: Never heard of it.

    Wayne: What a surprise.

    Floyd: I'm kidding. Fact, this year I'm goin' as Mr. Peanut.

    Wayne: *beat* I'm...going to stand over here.

    Stanley begins a fast, punk version of a classic tune; Floyd starts banging his head to the music.






    Floyd: Second base! Tell us about second base!


    Floyd: He said it! I didn't think he would, but he said it!

    Stanley begins guitar solo; Floyd slams into Wayne, knocking him to the floor; Floyd continues to dance, oblivious.

    at the end of his solo, Stanley swings the guitar around and lets it go; it sails across the room and smashes against the back wall.

    Floyd: YEAH!

    Wayne: *on floor* Can I get a hand?

    Stanley tosses a rubber hand at Wayne.

    Floyd: *laughs*

    Wayne: No candy for you! No candy for either of you!

    Stanley leaps off stage and begins to roll Wayne around the room.
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  12. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    Rhonda *runs down to common room hearing wild music* Woo HOO! Just youuu and meeee punkrockgirl! *dances madly until guitar crashes*

    Pink: Jeck-yll?
    Blue. Mn. Hyde. Yip. Yip yip yip.

    *they dance jerkily, staying out of the way of rolling Wayne*

  13. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Roll that Wayne down to town...
    :batty: Roll that Vayne down to town.
    Roll that Wayne down to town.
    :batty: It's time for Halloween.

    *Sends Igor to get the brain of the big ninth grader, Jimmy Johnson, since we couldn't find anything else to use for a fake brain for the haunted townhouse tours.
  14. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Mmm, another haunter finished. Will probably work on a portion of my October fic or an entry for my blog. Would like to do something on the Jerry Nelson tribute, but I've got no links to it and I'm thinking that most of the YouTube vids will short out while watching them, like usual. If somebody could make MP3's of them and send it in, then I could listen and compose something. *Shrugs. Meh, I'll probably just crash for a while and start up later.

    Hope the peoples here in HV have been having fun at the Halloween fair with the rides and scares and everything we set up for an enjoyable ghoulishly good time.
    *Hums This Is Halloween while going off to the showers.
  15. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    my phone ringing ...I pick it up and answer it in a deep Lurch from The Addams Family voice (knowing that it's Hector) You rang!
    Hector: chuckling: Hey..that's that's a good imitation of Lurch! I take it from your demeanor you're feeling better?

    Yeah. Went out and got some some fresh air before. Sorry I ruined our plans for for this past Saturday.
    Hector: What did I tell you? Just being there with you was fine for me. Especially with what happened. Pretty scary for you, huh?
    Robin didn't want to go to school today until EVERYBODY that lives here said they'd be here should go wrong. He saw that I was fine yesterday.

    Hector: I didn't want to upset you ,but he told me that the other night he had a nightmare that you died from one of those seizures.

    Oh Hector! That poor kid! Why didn't he tell me! I know that one time he had a nightmare that I had a seizure and he was the only one home and he didn't know what to do. looking at watch Darn it. I have to wait 2 more hours to talk to him.
    Hector: Me and my big mouth:rolleyes: . Look..don't get yourself sick about this.
    I won't..don't worry. Maybe when he gets home ;we'll break the homework first rule just this once & we'll go out for ice cream.
    Hector: You're a good mama; no doubt there! I better go.Catch ya later!Bye !
    See ya!
  16. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *Makes a quick stop at Apt 10 to leave a pumpkin cheesecake that Uncle D made for Annie Sue as a belated birthday gesture with a card signed by us wishing her a happy celebration.
  17. Katzi428

    Katzi428 Well-Known Member

    Robin honey..why didn't you tell me you had a nightmare that I died from a seizure?
    Robin: Mr. Rodriguez told you? I'm never tellin' him anything again!

    Now don't be angry at him! I'm glad he told me! You know that you can talk to me about anything! I thought you knew that by now. I'm sure that you were pretty freaked out this weekend huh?

    Robin nods Sure was.
    It was scary for me too. nodding sympathetically But I'm just fine now. taking Robin's flippers in my hands I can't die from a seizure. Remember that, okay? I'll be around long enough to nag you and make you wish, Awww man Mom..leave me alone already! By the way,can you babysit the figs?Or will they be called padpoles?
    Robin: Mom!! I'm not old enough for kids yet! I'm just a kid myself! But yeah..you did make me feel better.Thanks. hugging me. And I'm not mad at Mr. Rodriguez. I guess he meant well. Plus he likes you.
  18. newsmanfan

    newsmanfan Well-Known Member

    :news: *scowling at his dayplanner* We missed ANOTHER birthday? This is getting ridiculous.

    Rhonda: So is the fact you still rely on that thing.

    :news: Well...I'll admit it would be more reliable if I thought to cross-check it with my rolodex address and birthday index...

    Rhonda *facepaw*

    *Kris swings by Apt 10 to drop off a bouquet of peace roses for Annie Sue from the #12 crew*
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    *After Ed's finished showering and getting dressed, we hop into the Countmobile driving down to the Bat, Bolt & Skull for a birthday dinner for Uncle Deadly.
  20. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    Grace: *looking at huge pillowcase full of candy*

    Mmm.... I got a lot of chocolate..... Woo hoo!

    Abby: *Takes out a Snickers fun sized bar and eats*

    Don: *Picks at some candy*

    Great. Just what you all need.... more sugar! No wonder why kids these days have attention-

    Grace: Don. Shush....

    *Tosses him a KitKat bat*

    There... Now eat!

    *Tosses rest of roomies candy and yells*

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