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How do I get the Muppets to leave my house?

Discussion in 'Games' started by abiraniriba, Sep 15, 2005.

  1. abiraniriba New Member

    Let me begin by telling you how it started. I asked my good friend Kermit if he would like to come over for tea. He accepted and asked if he could bring a friend or two. I said sure, the more the merrier and unfortunately he took me literally, and hence two became three and four and five and six and seven and even more than ten, and now there are more Muppets in my house than even the Count can count, and I wish they would all leave because I'm running out of tea. :( HELP
  2. DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    I had a similar problem once. Oh wait, no I didn't. You're on your own for this one :)
  3. Fozzie Bear Moderator

    Change the channel. That worked for me when I needed to get rid of the Brady Bunch last fall...
  4. abiraniriba New Member

    They're not on my TV They're in MY HOUSE!!! :crazy:
  5. Kimp the Shrimp Active Member

    for real or is this just a little to werid
  6. TogetherAgain Well-Known Member

    <blink>. Why in the world would you want the Muppets to leave your house? Why not just go buy some more tea?
  7. Kimp the Shrimp Active Member

    muppets tend to be sloppy house guest my advice is seal up the house and move once you get a muppets in the house he spawns 100's more
  8. Barry Lee Active Member

    Okaaaay....:smirk:
  9. abiraniriba New Member

    not exactly

    I don't know about spawning but Gonzo just made two long-distance interdimensional phone calls and now the Goblins from the Labyrinth and all the creatures from The World of The Dark Crystal are here. NO LUDO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR!!! Anybody need some firewood, cause that's all this chair is good for now.
  10. minor muppetz Well-Known Member

    really?

    Are you just joking or is this actually happening? Is Thog there? What about Lips?

    If I were you, I would just enoy the fact that there are so many muppets there, and I would ask them all for their autographs before asking them to leave.
  11. Barry Lee Active Member

    This is ridiculous :rolleyes:
  12. abiraniriba New Member

    yup

    Yeah Thog and Lips are here in fact Lips is blowing a trumpet in my ear right now OW!! As for autographs I ran out of paper about 3 days ago, seems that Dr. Teeth had an idea for a new song but Animal decided to eat it, before Dr. Teeth could write it. Ding Dong.Uh, oh that's the doorbell. Sam will you answer that. There are a bunch of Wierdos sitting on your stoop. There are three basic kinds. The biggest are huge giants, who are not very bright, the next are some medium-sized craetures who love music and playing, and last there are very small creatures who have built a tower so that they can reach your doorbell.
    Oh Great now I have Gorgs, Fraggles and Doozers here too. Oh well. At least the Doozers can build an addition on to my house to make room for this bunch, cause it looks like they're going to stay.

    I have every kind of critter.
    I have every kind of pest
    Still I treat them all as equals just like any other guest.
  13. Erine81981 Active Member

    Who would of know that we would want the muppets out of our house but I know what your talking about. I had the band over at my house the other weekend for a concert and then couldn't get them to leave. I'm still finding stuff of theirs strolled around the house. Animal was the worse of them all. He would bite into everything. I couldn't keep him off the dog too. Geess..... :halo:
  14. abiraniriba New Member

    I may have a solution. Or not.

    Yeah, it certainly is a mess here. Ding Dong. Oh there's the doorbell Fozzie would you answer the door please. What does it want to know? Never mind I'll get it myself. Bunsen & Beaker Extermination Services. Aaah finally, do you think you can get rid of this bunch. Certainly we specialize in Muppet removal. MEEP MEEP MEEP MEEP. Now Beaker I know they're your friends, but this poor soul is running out of room, not to mention there is no food left in his refrigerator. MEEP MEEP Oh yes I see, looks like Cookie Monster ate the fridge along with the food. Well no matter, let's see if we can't get rid of these guys. This had better work. Oh it certainly will. Now Beaker if you will just pull that little red lever there, no that one the one THE OTHER ONE Oh great now I don't have the muppets in my house because I don't have a house.
    Well we did get the muppets out of your house. :confused: :eek:
  15. DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Could be worse. You could be a moose.
  16. Kimp the Shrimp Active Member

  17. DanDanStrawberry Active Member

    Woah, man. We're in the Games section. Wooooooah.
  18. BEAR Active Member

    How did you get to post in the games section? And why is this even in there? I am so confused, sorry. Just curious.
  19. abiraniriba New Member

    I'm not sure how that would be worse, but I think the problem is going to get worse any second now because The Doozers are trying to build me a new house while the Fraggles are eating the building material. Meanwhile I have checked into The Happiness Hotel along with all the other guys. Look for a new post by the owner of the hotel entitled "How do I get the Muppets to leave my hotel." :zany:
  20. abiraniriba New Member

    Good Question

    I have no idea I started this thread in the Classic Muppets Section, a few days ago, then I came in today to post and couldn't find it, so I did a search and located it, apparently somebody misfiled it. Maybe the administrators can put it back where it came from minus the two posts about how it got into the games section.

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