How do I get the Muppets to leave my house?

abiraniriba

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Let me begin by telling you how it started. I asked my good friend Kermit if he would like to come over for tea. He accepted and asked if he could bring a friend or two. I said sure, the more the merrier and unfortunately he took me literally, and hence two became three and four and five and six and seven and even more than ten, and now there are more Muppets in my house than even the Count can count, and I wish they would all leave because I'm running out of tea. :frown: HELP
 

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I had a similar problem once. Oh wait, no I didn't. You're on your own for this one :smile:
 

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Change the channel. That worked for me when I needed to get rid of the Brady Bunch last fall...
 

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Fozzie Bear said:
Change the channel. That worked for me when I needed to get rid of the Brady Bunch last fall...
They're not on my TV They're in MY HOUSE!!! :crazy:
 

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<blink>. Why in the world would you want the Muppets to leave your house? Why not just go buy some more tea?
 

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muppets tend to be sloppy house guest my advice is seal up the house and move once you get a muppets in the house he spawns 100's more
 

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abiraniriba said:
Let me begin by telling you how it started. I asked my good friend Kermit if he would like to come over for tea. He accepted and asked if he could bring a friend or two. I said sure, the more the merrier and unfortunately he took me literally, and hence two became three and four and five and six and seven and even more than ten, and now there are more Muppets in my house than even the Count can count, and I wish they would all leave because I'm running out of tea. :frown: HELP
Okaaaay....:smirk:
 

abiraniriba

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not exactly

Kimp the Shrimp said:
muppets tend to be sloppy house guest my advice is seal up the house and move once you get a muppets in the house he spawns 100's more
I don't know about spawning but Gonzo just made two long-distance interdimensional phone calls and now the Goblins from the Labyrinth and all the creatures from The World of The Dark Crystal are here. NO LUDO DON'T SIT IN THAT CHAIR!!! Anybody need some firewood, cause that's all this chair is good for now.
 

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really?

Are you just joking or is this actually happening? Is Thog there? What about Lips?

If I were you, I would just enoy the fact that there are so many muppets there, and I would ask them all for their autographs before asking them to leave.
 
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