I have something very important to say

[tutter_fan]

We interrupt this insanity for a very important announcement:

Nitwit, blubber, oddment, tweak!​

We now return you to your insanity, already in progress.

*Runs away, never to return*

LOL!

 

[tutter_fan]

Speaking of Breaking news: (Newsman enters from the left, running to his newsdesk) This is a MUPPET NEWSFLASH! I have just been informed that Ms & Mrs. Pac-man are to be reunited with the 4 ghosts of the game! (all of a sudden, a huge yellow dot (in 8bit form) and some "normal" dots (also in 8bit form) appear, followed by Mr & Mrs Pacman & the ghosts chasing the newsman off the stage!)

 

[robodog]

There is no Miss Pac Man. Miss Pac Man is really Pac Man in drag.

And while I'm here I wish to point out that Doc Hopper's plan was doomed to fail from the start Kermit or no Kermit. Have you ever actually tasted frog legs? I have. They're disgusting. There's no way a frog leg franchise is ever gonna be the next McDonalds.

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

When you say you don't like frog legs, that's just because you've never tasted mine.

...No, wait...that's meatloaf.

In other news, LOOK! A DISTRACTION!

*Grabs a platypus and hides in the closet*

 

[robodog]

What distraction? I don't see a distraction. And where the heck is my platypus!!??

 

[ZeppoAndFriends]

robodog,

If you ever want to see your platypus again, you will bring a shrubbery, a herring and a quart of motor oil to the closet I am currently hiding in and...OW! Your platypus bit me!

Hugs and kisses,​

Zeppo​

 

[robodog]

Just wait till he puts on his little fedora. Then you're really going to be in trouble.

 

[tutter_fan]

FEDORA LINUX!!!! (Turns into a penguin)

 

[robodog]

Penguins are secretly plotting world domination. Fear the penguins for they are many and they are vengeful.

 

[Sgt Floyd]

Ah, but the puffins will rise up against them to protect us.