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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by EmmyMik, Aug 16, 2002.
BYRON BABY! (or should I say, Squishy Baby?) Congratulations maaaaan!!
Oh yeah, congratz By...excuse me, I'm going to go join Amy's sulk fest in the bathroom...
(I apologize for not deliverin' my acceptance speech earlier, but Nate was sittin' on me. )
*goes up onstage, receives Golden Muffin from Jackie and Emmy---they take a few steps back to witness my speech---a hush falls over the packed MC auditorium*
"I--I really don't know what to say, lol....Really! I don't! Except for all o' this stuff: First of all, I would like to thank all of the little people (not Letter People, though maybe I'll thank 'em too,) who made this possible. And since I'm 6'6", that goes for most all o' you out there.
I would love to thank my parents for bringin' me up with wonderfully Muppety shows in our home, my sister for enjoyin' most of 'em with me, and God for instillin' in my Byrony heart a passionate love for the Muppets.
My bottom would also like to thank those in relation to its success.
*turns around and shakes his booty*
While I am mystified as to why I am "Squishy Bottom" since I don't have much of a bottom cause I'm so tall and slim, and since I'm workin' out now it's just gonna get firmer and firmer ("a butt you could eat breakfast off of", to quote Blanche Devereaux, *maaan!* LOL!), I am indeed "honored" (I guess...since this is the "big award", I guess I should like it---lol!).
So, Mupps, muffins, and metronomes (I needed another "m"), thank you so very much, and I promise you that this Golden Muffin will sit on my mantle with utmost pride! (until I peel off the gold paper and eat the actual muffin beneath).
(and I have no mantle)
*bows, Jackie and Emmy come over and escort him off stage, whilst Emmy flashes her "LOL!" sign to the audience one last time)
Wait Wait!! This could be like Ms. Universe!! Okay, Byron is really devoted to whatever the heck he's devoted to. So devoted, he can't accept the Golden Muffin. So, first runner up gets it...so, THANK YOU!! THANK YOU ALL THANK YOU!! hehe...nah, keep your lousy muffin...meanies..
I am so proud of myself for not making farting noises during Sasquatch's speech. I am however going to boycott these awards for hense forth, as Luke, Jamie, and Myself did not even receive a single nomination, let alone an award.
Nate - Just do what I do man, STEAL!!!
*grabs 6 golden muffins, stuffs them into overcoat*
Sure you could do that, however...
A) These Golden Muffins come with a special homing device, and magically float back to the winner.
B) You will be cursed with untied shoes... for eternity!
C) You will release a curse upon the lands, and the Olsen Twins will make another video.
Don't do it man. It's not worth it (except to see the floaty Golden Muffins. That's pretty cool)...
Ahhh!!! Okay okay, I'll put them back I promise!!!!!! Put the video camera down Mary-Kate!!!!!!
Your joining me in the ladies? I can live with that although the gossip magazines might have a field-day!!
Cantus and Amy found together in the ladies bathroom at the Golden Muffin ceremonies. M. Charles REPORTS!!
It's front page news Baby!!!
"Amy says 'We're just good friends - My heart will always belong to Sweetums'. Sweetums refused to comment to our reporter, but there had been earlier reports that Sweetums and Amy's relationship had been a bit one-sided."
Well if you can't steal 'em, blow 'em up!
(pulls out several firecrackers)
Now that the awards are over we can all do the Batty Bat!
I think this whole thing's been a little batty since the beginning!
BATTY BATTY BATTY!
I give it the Serious High Five!!
*hands slap repeatedly about 50 slaps per minute*
Umm...Batty Bat? Well whatever...by the way, Chris is blowing up your muffins..
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