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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by EmmyMik, Aug 16, 2002.
Sssuuuuurrreeeee [hic] I will [hic]
okay! let me know if you need more ice!
Before I announce the next award, I'd like to point out that Squishy Bottom is in the audience. **waves to Squishy Bottom**
If we've learned anything from the Jerry Springer Show, it is this: chair throwing is an art form. Anybody can chuck a chair, but it takes a special kind of person with a special kind of talent to make the toss look effortless. This why we'd like to give a Golden Muffin to Dave Goelz for his chair throw in the Muppet Treasure Island DVD.
I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE that!!!! I was, like, totally mesmerized by that as a 12-year-old-or-so boy! Lol
Are all these awards going to be idiotic?
Is NZ dollars okay? - or should I use my credit card?
And Grail... Do you have any NZ Beer or should I bring my own - and some to share with everyone else
well, we've got "Foster's" on tap, but i hear most people in your area of the world think of it as swill...so i'd say you'll probably wanna break out your own.
A guy who works at "Foster's" came in to get somethin' done to his phone the other day.
*kouldn't aktually help him, but witnessed the event*
Okay - I'll bring some samples of NZ beer (but not Fosters!!). And trust me - NZ beer is unlike any other drink there is in the world. Maybe I'll find a way to bring some to the Muppet Fest
And now for the next award....
There are times in every muppet's life...and muppet fan too, that we feel just a little lonely. What other Muppet shares those feelings with us? What other Muppet can we totally relate to? Quinn knows fer sure! Squishy Bottom, you were there... it's Gonzo! So what song helps us ease those feelings. What song makes life good? This next Golden Muffin goes to the song JAMBOREE!
"Jamboree" sung by Gonzo
Lonely? hey, I get lonely. Sad? whoo! I know sad.
But you do what you can with the things that you see to make life a jamboree!
And I see cows playing cellos with bananas where their horns should be.
And I see flags being waved by ducks in buckets, and pigs drinking lemon tea.
Find where you hide and look inside and you've got a jamboree ee ee ee ee...
If all you know are bad times, if all you see are walls,
If you get your news from the skuffs on your shoes,
Then that won't help at all.
'Cause you've gotta see penguins throwing popcorn,
Chickens on a well-dressed moose (hi girls!)
And you gotta see rats floating by on pink balloons,
And fuzzy things on the loose.
Find where you hide and look inside and you've got a jamboree.
Well you go run from thunder and you stay away from rain,
But I'll be looking at the colors in the puddles to see my jamboree.
Jamboree! (chocolate cakes!)
Jamboree! (bells on snakes!)
Some people give up, some people get out, but me, (whoo whoo whoo)
I'm a jamboree!
Me, I'm a jamboree.
There may be no other drink in the world like NZ beer but there's nothing better than Aussie beer
Amy staggers slightly and sluring her words says:
"Looking for a fight?"
*Matt grabs a seat and pulls out a bag of popcorn*
OOOOHH! This should be a good one!!
and in the words of the wise Master Yoda:
"Begun, this Beer War Has."
Or something like that
*pulls up a chair next to Matt* can i have some popcorn? the show's getting good!
But of course my friend...hey where's Chris, he's got the really good stuff!
Amy refuses to fight just so Grail and Cantus can have something to watch apart from the awards show and decides to beat the guys up instead!!!
she's little but she's tough!!!
OoOoOoHhH...Now this is my kinda fightin'!! (hehehehe)
*a la Monty Python*
You mean getting beaten up by a girl is your kind of fighting?
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