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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beakerfan, Dec 23, 2010.
It will soon be time once again to show my friends what I'm made of!
I really do hope you win!
The Newsman: Breaking News! Beakerboy sides with tutter_fan in the pinball tournament! Details will be dropping...
*an anvil drops on Newsman*
The Newsman: ...tomorrow morning...
Clifford: Really! How many anvils and bags a' weight are gonna drop on this man before he gets that he ain't gonna finish a report!
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Um, Clifford! Ain't gonna is a double negative.
Clifford: Who are you, a grammar teacher?
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: Well no, but I did minor in writing in college!
Mildred Huxtetter: Oh my, this place has gone bananas!
Davey Monkey: Did somebody say bananas?
Joey Monkey: Yeah, did they?
Mildred Huxtetter: Living proof.
*Note to self: laugh really hard anytime something odd happens to the newsman!
: THIS IS A MUPPET NEWSFLASH!!!!!! tutter_fan is going to go to the 2nd round of the pinball tournament! Details to follow!
*DOINK! CLONK! BONK!*
A huge bag of steel balls used on pinball machines lands on newsie!
pinballs better watch not to slip
: what *slips on pinballs*
*sweetums falls on plank with anvil on i and it flies in air*
; no no no * pushes sam in front of him*
: no no no * pushes newsman*
bean bunny: hey guys whats that big silver
*anvil falls on bean*
; that would hurt don't you ritzo
: yeah oh look pizza
; pfft i got a magic potato okay
: pepes a fool thinking he has a magic potato
;well i have a singing cucumber
: i got a dancing muffin
okay this is geeting weirder than it usually is hope you win tutter fan
*The TV turns on, you hear a bunch of typewriter clicks & clacks as runs in from the left with some papers
: THIS IS A NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE MUPPET NEWS ROOM! Our very own tutter_fan has been officially tied for 3rd place just after 1 week of play! This past week, he played at the Illini Union at the University of Illinois! He played quite swiftly on Junkyard gaining 1st place on the game with an estimated score of almost over 10 million points! He didn't do so well on World Cup Soccer 94, and Scared Stiff (somehow the right flipper's opto interrupter became broken while his team wasn't playing), but you know what they say! "Sometimes you win, and sometimes you lose!" How far will tutter_fan be after just 3 rounds? The only way to find out is to STAY TUNED!!!
I really do hope you win! It would be very cool for a MCer to win a pinball tournament. Mostly because we could actually say that sentence!
Yeah! Being in 3rd, 2nd, or preferably 1st place would be awesome! One of my bosses told me "Nate, do you realize that if you win any money, or any prizes, you will instantly be considered a professional pinball player?", and I said "You know what? I've realized that right from the beginning of my desire to be in a pinball league, and I am virtually aware of this!" (If word gets out that I've won 1st place after the final tournament, it's going to spread like wildfire! It'll be just like when I graduated high school!) If any news comes my way about my status, you'll all be the first to hear about it, in a funny way of course!
*Newsie enters with a huge news update
: THIS IS A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN FROM THE MUPPET NEWS ROOM!
I forgot to mention that in an interview with tutter_fan that happened an hour or two ago that he said that he wished he had waited a bit longer to play Junkyard during league, and the reason why he wished he had waited is because he had literally almost beat his 4th place high score on the game while playing it during league!
Congrats Tutter_Fan! Hope the rest of the tourney goes well.
If you will excuse me for one moment, I need to blow off some steam.
Hey Animal! You got an extra set of drumsticks?
Me: Beat drums beat drums!
*wonders if any other chaos is going on in this thread!
Let's see if there is some chaos... well, all I see is Sweetums wrestling Gonzo and Grover and Link doing jumping jacks... wait?
Gonzo: I'm going to win this Sweetums!!
Sweetums: Not in a bazillion years, Hose-nose!
*pan to Grover and Link in workout gear*
Grover: Feel the burn!!!
Link Hogthrob: But the burn feels hurty!
Well, there's your answer!
so much chaos
:well then thats a normal day here
: chaos don't know what your talking about okay
*lew zealand walks past juggling fish and rizzo rolls past on a cheese ball*
: okay maybe i was wrong *walks away holding magic potato*
chaos its everywhere
YAY!!!! I say the more chaos we have in this topic, the better!
*Starts doing the cabbage patch dance
indeed cue more chaos
; you got it sir
*penguin quartet pops up*
: bring out the muffin cannon just make it go boom
: did somebody boom
: we never said boom bang explode or anything like that
: you just made my day *explosion*
muffins everywhere how much more chaos can we get
Well, I say that there's no such thing as TOO MUCH CHAOS!!!!!! More chaos, the better!
*News Music: You then see running to his desk from the left.
: AND NOW, HERE IS A MUPPET NEWS FLASH!!!! tutter_fan, who happens to be a very famous local pinball player says that the more chaos there is with us Muppets, the better off we are! I couldn't agree more! Being like Gonzo is fun, especially because of his stunts, and not only that, how about Animal? He likes to play the Drums a lot, and Statler & Waldorf like to heckle Fozzie! We're naturals at causing Chaos, and tutter_fan likes to cause chaos, so let's go CRAZY!!!!!!!!!
:AND NOW, HERE IS A HUGE BULLETIN FROM THE MUPPET NEWSROOM!!!!!
tutter_fan, the famous pinball tournament participant found out just last night after he got home from the 3rd week tournament that he is officially NOW IN 3RD PLACE INSTEAD OF BEING TIED FOR THIRD PLACE!!!!!! tutter_fan says that he was pleased to hear the results, and that he has plans to officially dominate next week. Next week is a very important week for him. The next location for his tournament series might be at his friend Mark's house! Mark has over 30 pinball machines and since tutter_fan has played only a few that he is familiar with, there are some he hasn't played before in person, not until the initiation meeting that took place on January 31st of this year. He plans to dominate on at least 3 machines. If he can't, he'll try for 2 machines. How far will tutter_fan go? Will he end up going into 1st place leading into the final tournament? Will he end up becoming the first & only person who works for Melody Music who ends up winning 1st place? The only way to find out is to STAY TUNED!!!! (a bunch of music notes fall on newsie)
Good luck, tutterfan! You're gonna do great!
Just wanted to let everyone know that I have read about maybe 30 to 35 pages of this thread, and it's HILARIOUS!!!!!!
That's why we love it here. It's just depressing reading the first few pages because it seemed like there were so many more people.
There were. But still, our little group is big enough to spread Muppety goodness!
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