MC - The Revival

Gonzo's Hobbit

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I'll admit, I'm still not sure how I feel about the whole situation but for now...

Dwmckim is in no immediate peril! Let's have a party!

Cookies, muffines and doozer stick cake for everyone!
 

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Yay!

Gobo Fraggle: Whoa! Doozer sticks AND chocolate cake? This is one heck of a party!
 

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Miss Piggy: Ooh, la, la! Pâtisseries, and chocolate cake... pour moi? <3

Link Hogthrob: Huh? Are you feeling okay, my dear?

Dr. Julius Strangepork: Vhuh? I do not underschtand. Any technical deeficulties? *shrugs* Vwhat is it, Piggy? Craving for more empty calories? XP

Link Hogthrob: Miss Piggy, my dear? You must be fatigue. You don't look so good.... for a pig! So, calm down! =BBB

Miss Piggy: What? What do you all think I am, chop liver? >/ That's no way to treat a woman with etiqutte! *karate chops Link and Strangepork* HIIIIIII YAAAAAAA! :mad:

Dr. Julius Strangepork: *flings to the wall* Vaaaaaah! X.x

Link Hogthrob: Oof~! X_x

Miss Piggy: Link, dear?

Link Hogthrob: Yes, my dear?

Miss Piggy: Shuddup, and get moi some cake! -__-

Link Hogthrob: Can I get a foot massage, afterward? In the captain's demand, you must pamper me, so I can stay beautiful, myself. =PPP

Miss Piggy: *grimaces* YUCK!
 

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Cookie Monster: Chocolate Cake! Oh, me second favorite - you know right after cookies! *eats cake* Om nom nom nom omm nomm nom!

Floyd Pepper: Hey, man! You just ate all the cake!

Grover: At least we have the Doozer sticks!

Large Marvin Fraggle: *eats Doozer sticks* Om nomm nomm nomm nom nom om nom nom!

Scooter: At least I have extras of both!
 

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Angie: *tossing her hair* I'm bored!

Link Hogthrob: Okay. Do you know I'm engaged? =BBB

Angie: *beat* O___O Ahhh! No!

Link Hogthrob: Yes!

Angie: NO~! *wilting* ;o;

Link Hogthrob: YES!

Angie: *hoists herself up* You can't be... to whom, though? Miss Piggy? Annie Sue? Ra--

Link Hogthrob: Pfffff! Them? XP I'm engaged to moi's self, of course. *starring at his face in the mirror* Aren't I cute? <3

Fozzie Bear: Dat's terrific, Link! Of course you are cute. Congratulations! =PPP

Angie: .....

Fozzie Bear: Am I invited...?

Link Hogthrob: Shut up.

Fozzie Bear: Okay, okay.
 

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Well, then...

Johnny Fiama: So, are we just gonna stand here or are we gonna get back to the show?

Well, alright then!

Janice: Hey, why not we go on! We've got a great classic song we wanna sing!

Why not! Hit it Electric Mayhem!

Floyd Pepper: A long, long time ago...
I can still remember
How that music used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance
That I could make those people dance
And, maybe, they’d be happy for a while.


Dr. Teeth: But February made me shiver
With every paper I’d deliver.
Bad news on the doorstep;
I couldn’t take one more step.


Janice: I can’t remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.


Dr. Teeth: So bye-bye, miss american pie.
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."


Clifford: Did you write the book of love,
And do you have faith in God above,
If the Bible tells you so?
Do you believe in rock ’n roll,
Can music save your mortal soul,
And can you teach me how to dance real slow?


Zoot: Well, I know that you’re in love with him

Floyd Pepper: 'Cause I saw you dancin’ in the gym.
You both kicked off your shoes.
Man, I dig those rhythm and blues


Janice: I was a lonely teenage broncin’ buck
With a pink carnation and a pickup truck,
But I knew I was out of luck
The day the music died.


Dr. Teeth: I started singin’,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.


Floyd Pepper: Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."


Dr. Teeth: Now for ten years we’ve been on our own
And moss grows fat on a rollin’ stone,
But that’s not how it used to be.
When the jester sang for the king and queen,
In a coat he borrowed from James Dean
And a voice that came from you and me


Clifford: Oh, and while the king was looking down,
The jester stole his thorny crown.
The courtroom was adjourned;
No verdict was returned.

Janice: And while Lennon read a book of marx,
The quartet practiced in the park,
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died.


Everyone: We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."


We were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die.
"this’ll be the day that I die."


*music gets slower*

Floyd Pepper: I met a girl who sang the blues
And I asked her for some happy news,
But she just smiled and turned away.
I went down to the sacred store
Where I’d heard the music years before,
But the man there said the music wouldn’t play.


Dr. Teeth: And in the streets: the children screamed,
The lovers cried, and the poets dreamed.
But not a word was spoken;
The church bells all were broken.
And the three men I admire most:
The father, son, and the holy ghost,
They caught the last train for the coast
The day the music died.


And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."


*Floyd joins in*

Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.

*Janice, Clifford, and Zoot join in*

And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
"this’ll be the day that I die."


*more Muppets enter the stage and sing the song*

And they were singing,
"bye-bye, miss american pie."
Drove my chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
And them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
Singin’, "this’ll be the day that I die."
"this’ll be the day that I die!"
 

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*claps*
Yay I love that song guys. Now you should do the Star Wars version! (j/k)
 

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Thanks!

Floyd Pepper: Wow! We haven't done a performance like that since... never!

Anyway...

*pan to the Muppet Newsroom*

The Newsman: This is a Muppet News Flash! Recently, a penguin was born in captivity around the East Coast! Wow! For once my newsflash didn't backfire on me! Oh, wait...and the penguin is on the loose?... and in the New York area?... That's all for today!

*penguin falls from the ceiling and ends up making the Newsman unconcious*

*camera pans to me*

Don't blame me! It was the penguin's fault!
 

Gonzo's Hobbit

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Oh look, the penguin brought friends.

*a whole bunch of Penguins converge on Newsman*
 

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Floyd Pepper: And is that... a walrus?

*walrus falls on Newsman*

Well, that was... artic...

Scooter: Is that a polar bear?

Scooter, we're done with that.

*polar bear falls on Newsman*
 
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