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Mikealan's skit with Harvey Kneeslapper Take 1...

Discussion in 'Classic Sesame Street' started by mikealan, Apr 17, 2003.

  1. Splurge Member

    Very clever twist.
  2. ssetta Active Member

    I don't think they would ever do it, but here's one:

    Harvey: 'Scuze me, would you like to ENTER?
    AM: What say?
    Harvey: I say, would you like to ENTER?
    AM: Sure.
    Harvey: Okay, press the ENTER key.
    AM: (presses key)
    Harvey: That's ENTER!!!!! :crazy:
    AM: (runs off)
  3. mikealan New Member

    Here are quite a few I thought of:

    The 'E' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Um, 'scuze me, did I ever send you e-mail?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say did I ever send you e-mail? A'ha ha ha ha ha!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: No.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (slaps the huge purple letter E with a stamp on the AM's chest) Here's your E-mail!!! A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    (The AM runs off, ending music plays)

    The 'F' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Um, 'scuze me, did you ever get an 'F' at school?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say did you ever get an 'F' at school? A'ha ha ha!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: No, I never got it on my tests at school.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I think you DO get a 'F' today at school! (Slaps the letter F on the AM's chest) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
    (The AM runs off, ending music plays)

    The 'K' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha! Are you Okay?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say are you okay?!? A'HA HA HA HA HA HA!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Yeah, I guess I am.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter K on the AM's chest) All right, you're O-K to go! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!
    (The AM runs off, ending music plays)

    The 'O' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! Would you like me to owe your money?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: 'Scuze me?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say would you like me to owe your money? A'ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Yeah, sure, I'd love to owe my money. (Gives money to Harvey)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter O on the AM's chest) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: (who is getting really, REALLY angry now) Aaaaaagggghhh! (runs off angrily to chase Harvey, ending music plays)

    The 'W' Sketch:

    NOTE: Bert and Harvey are about to appear in the same sketch

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha! Do you know what U + U equal to?
    Bert: What's that? I can't hear you.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say do you know what U + U equal to? A'ha ha ha!
    Bert: Yeah, the letter W. And you know, W is my favorite letter.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the letter W on Bert's chest) Okay, here's W! A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    (Bert likes the letter W, but he does not like the jokes from Harvey.)
    Bert: You know, I like the letter W, but I never like silly jokes from Ernie. (Gets really mad now.) Mmmmmm! ERNIE!!! (Runs off, ending music plays, but I doubt that it's not Ernie, it's Harvey!)

    The 'Y' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Um, 'scuze me, do you know why I'm here?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say do you know why I'm here? A'ha ha ha!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: No, why?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Because I like to know why! (Slaps the letter Y on the AM's head) Ooops! Am I bad! (Takes the Y off the AM's head and slaps it on the AM's chest) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    (The AM runs off, ending music plays)

    The 'ICUP' Sketch:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Pssst! Hee hee hee hee hee hee. I see you pee!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet (who is now played by Jerry Nelson): What?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Yelling) I see you pee!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Where? Where?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Right here!! (Slaps the letter I on the AM's chest) Here's I! Next, I will give you a C. (Slaps the letter C on the AM's chest next to the I) And up next is U! (Slaps the letter U on the AM's chest next to the C) Now, here's P. (Slaps the letter P on the AM's chest next to the U) I see you pee! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
    (Ending music plays, AM begins to chase Harvey angrily)
  4. ssetta Active Member

    Those are hilarious!
  5. mikealan New Member

    Hey, I thought of a GREAT one!!! This should be the one about the Nestle Wonderball candy, but it's not really candy, well here it is:

    Harvey Kneeslapper:
    (To the television viewer)
    Hello, Harvey Kneeslapper here. A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I've got this plastic ball here and I've put the surprise in it. It's called a "Wonderball". A'ha ha ha ha ha ha! All I'm gonna do here is that if some kid would like to wonder what's inside the Wonderball, I will throw it to him. And if some kid wouldn't like to wonder what's inside the Wonderball, well, I will smash it to him or her! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Oh, hey, I think some kid is here. Here I go...

    (Scene switch to a purple little boy Anything Muppet. Harvey enters.)

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha! Hey, do you wanna wonder what's inside a Wonderball?

    Anything Muppet (Jerry Nelson): Hmm, what was that?

    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say do you wanna wonder what's inside a Wonderball? A'ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Anything Muppet: Yeah, sure...I really want to wonder what's inside a Wonderball...I think it would be my favorite food.

    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Opens the ball and throws toppings of a hamburger to the AM) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA! They were your un-favorite toppings of your hamburger! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (Laughs uncontrollably)

    Anything Muppet: Aaaaagggggghhhhhh!!! (Ending music plays, chases Harvey after)
  6. mikealan New Member

    Actually, I'd better fix a tiny bit on my Harvey Kneeslapper's 'STOP' pun skit. I'd better start again:

    The 'STOP' Pun

    Harvey Kneeslapper: (looking through a giant orange envelope) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! Do you wanna stop?

    Anything Muppet: 'Scuze me?

    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say, do you wanna stop? A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

    Anything Muppet: Yeah, sure....I want to stop.

    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Takes the 'STOP' sign out of the orange envelope and slaps it on the AM's chest) There! You gotta stop! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

    (The AM runs off)

    Now, here's the other fan-fiction Harvey Kneeslapper sketch of the number 5...

    Harvey Kneeslapper: 'Scuze me-would you like me to give you a hi-five?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I'm asking if you would like me to give you a hi-five! A'ha ha ha ha ha ha!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Yeah, sure...give me a hi-five.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the number '5' on the AM's head) Five! A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
    (The AM runs off, ending music plays.)

    Would this short be super fan-fic?
  7. ssetta Active Member

    That's actually not a bad idea, but I kind of think the number 5 segment with him that already exists is more sophisticated.
  8. mikealan New Member

    I thought of a couple of the skits with Harvey Kneeslapper that were never on Sesame Street:

    Harvey Kneeslappper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Hey, what's up?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! I said, what's up?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Oh, I'm feeling fine. How are you?...
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (interrupting him) Um, I think you've said the different meaning of up.
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: What do you mean?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Well, up is the opposite of down!
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: So?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the word 'up' on the AM's chest) That's up!!! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!
    (Leaves, laughing uncontrollably)
    (Ending music plays, Fat Blue looks confused about the meaning of the word 'up'.)




    Harvey Kneeslapper: (holding a box) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, 'scuze me, I have something very special for you, so do you want a surprise?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I said that I have something very special for you, so do you want a surprise?
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: No, but I'll check out.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Alright. Here-(AM opens the box, lots of white paint squirts at him) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Now, that's your surprise! (Pause. Puts more white paint on the AM's head.) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! (Laughs really, REALLY hard.)
    Black-Haired Fat Blue Anything Muppet: (Screaming) AAAUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! (Ending music plays, chases Harvey after.)

    What do you think?
  9. ssetta Active Member

    I think those are great!
  10. mikealan New Member

    Here are a couple I know...

    Harvey Kneeslapper: (holding a DVD disc as Herbert Birdsfoot passes by) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (To Herbert Birdsfoot) Oh! Hi'ya friend, would you like a DVD?

    Herbert Birdsfoot: Say what?

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Like I said if you would like a DVD.

    Herbert Birdsfoot: Yeah, sure, I definately want a DVD.

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Alright, here's your new DVD! (Slaps the word DVD on Herbert's chest) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!! (Laughs really hard as ending music plays)




    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Holding a CD disc) A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, hi'ya Mr. Blue-Head! Would you like a CD?

    Fat Blue AM: Say what?

    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Like I said if you would like a CD. Hee hee hee (Chuckles).

    Fat Blue AM: Yeah, sure, I'd love getting a CD.

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Alright, and here's your brand-new CD! (Slaps the word CD on AM's chest) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!! (Laughs really hard as ending music plays)

    Fat Blue AM: AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! (Chases Harvey after angrily)
  11. ssetta Active Member

    Very funny!!!!!!

    But again, they're just like all the other skits with Harvey, and that's why he didn't last.
  12. mikealan New Member

    Here are some new Harvey Kneeslapper sketches I can think of:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, 'scuze me-do you like Spongebob Squarepants?
    Fat Blue-like Anything Muppet: What's that?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: I say do you like Spongebob Squarepants? (Heeheehee)
    Fat Blue-like Anything Muppet: No.
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Slaps the Spongebob Squarepants sticker on the AM's chest) Well, now you do! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!
    (end music plays, Fat Blue angrily chases Harvey after)


    (Harvey Kneeslapper is at the park holding a picture of Blink-182. Blue-nosed Herry Monster in a pink shirt reads a newspaper in the park bench.)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, hi. I'm here at the park today to fool this blue furry man reading a newspaper...Heeheehee. And what I'm gonna do today is that I'm gonna ask him "Hey, you wanna see something funny?", and then the furry man will see the picture of this naked band of boys, so I can annoy him about it forever and forever! Heeheeheehee. Oh, and I will do it right now...(To Herry, reading) Um, um, 'scuze me, uh, you wanna see something funny?
    Herry Monster: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, you wanna see something funny?
    Herry Monster: I don't wanna find out what's funny on that picture so I can read right now...
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Oh, come on, see it!
    Herry Monster: Well, I don't want to! Hey, wait a minute! I saw a picture of that naked band of boys! And you know what? I think it's funny! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! (Laughs hard, end music plays, Harvey feels confused and leaves)


    Harvey Kneeslapper: (wearing a cap and short-sleaved shirt, holding the piece of the toilet) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (To Anything Muppet, entering) Um, Super Toilet!
    Anything Muppet: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, Super Toilet!
    Anything Muppet: Who? Who?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: You are! (Puts the piece of toilet on the AM's bald head) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (Laughs hard, ending music plays, AM chases Harvey all around)


    And, if anyone from Muppet Central hates Elmo, here's the sketch:

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is laughing all around the Fat Blue Anything Muppet)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! (To Fat Blue) Elmo sucks!
    Fat Blue: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! I said, Elmo sucks!
    Fat Blue: Why? Why?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: He says,..(heeheeheehee) "Elmo loves you!"
    Fat Blue: No way!
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Yes! (Slaps the Elmo sticker on Fat Blue) A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! (Laughs really hard)
    Fat Blue: AAAAUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (end music plays, chases Harvey after)
  13. ssetta Active Member

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is against the classic blue background, and he has this great new trick to pull on someone, where he has this buzzer on his hand, and he'll say to someone, 'Gimme 5!', and they would slap his hand, and it would buzz! Hilary Duff walks along....)

    Hilary: Hey, all of you out there, I'm Hilary Duff, and I will be.......
    Harvey: Hey, gimme 5!
    Hilary: Umm, later.....Now, where was I? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna be taking over Sesame Street so that I can.........
    Harvey: Please! Just once!!
    Hilary: Ummmmm, okay. (gives him 5 on his OTHER hand!)
    Harvey: Oh, NO! (puts his head on his hand with the buzzer, it buzzes) AHH! Will you STOP that!
    Hilary: Well, anyway, I'm gonna take over Sesame Street so that I can become famous, and do lots of funny things! Hahahahahehehe!
    Harvey: (really upset) YOU think that's funny? Well, I don't think that's very funny at all!!
  14. mikealan New Member

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is against the classic gray-blue background from Season 3. He has a joy buzzer in his right hand.)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Hoohoohoohoohoohoo! Hi, Harvey Kneeslapper here! Hehehehe! And today, I'm gonna wait for any of my friends who would say 'hi' to me or I would say 'hi' to them. Then, I'm gonna say 'Give me a handshake!' and what's gonna happen is that some friend of mine is gonna be shocked by my new Electric Handshake Joy Buzzer 4000! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh, and I think here comes he or she now...heehee..here I go...(A purple hipster boy Muppet arrives dancing and scatting.) Oh, hi there, friend. Give me a handshake! (Heeheeheeheeheee)
    Hipster: Say what?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I say, hohoho, give me a handshake! (Heeheeheeheeheeheeeheee!)
    Hipster: Oh! All right buddy, here! (Slaps the word 'handshake' on Harvey Kneeslapper's chest) HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! THAT'S HANDSHAKE!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! WHOA-WHOA! WHOA-WHOA! (Leaves dancing, scatting, and laughing at him)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey! You ruined my trick! And that's not very funny at all! (Looks around, none of his good friends are around!) Oh, no! (Puts his head on his hand with his buzzer and the buzzer shocks him!) AHHHHHH! (Ending music plays) Will you stop that! (shock) I'm gonna beat you up (shock) in pieces, you stupid (shock) little joy buzzer! (shock)
  15. ssetta Active Member

    I think that sounds like it would be hilarious, except at the end. I don't think they would ever use the word "stupid" on Sesame Street.
  16. mikealan New Member

    Here's the change:

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Hey! You ruined my trick! And that's not very funny at all! (Looks around, none of his good friends are around!) Oh, no! (Puts his head on his hand with his buzzer and the buzzer shocks him!) AHHHHHH! (Ending music plays) Will you stop that! (shock) I'm gonna beat you up (shock) in pieces, you (shock) little joy buzzer! (shock)

    How's that?
  17. Soul H New Member

    The 5 joke does exist. What happens is Harvey is intending to shock one of his friends when he says "gimmie 5". So when an anything muppet (let's just call Henry) comes by, this is what happens:

    Harvey: Hey Henry! Gimmie 5!
    Henry: Say what?
    Harvey: I say gimmie 5!
    Henry: Oh. Okay.

    And then he slams the number 5 on Harvey's chest and walks off. Natrually Harvey clenches his fist in anger and ends up shocking himself.

  18. MadTheologian New Member

    The 8 Skit (hope no one got it before me)

    Harvey:A HA HA HA HA HA....

    (AM walks by.)

    Harvey: 'Scuse me (giggles), but have you ate?

    AM: In an hour, I'll be having lunch.

    Harvey: So you have not ate?

    AM: That's right. Besides, that's bad grammar.

    (Harvey slaps on the number 8 on AM's chest.)

    Harvey: HAHAHAHAHAHA...Now you did! HAHAHAHAHA!

    (Chase ensues)
  19. mikealan New Member

    ONE WAY Trick

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is holding an "ONE WAY" sign. Right next to him is a huge bucket of green slime, which is over the red 'X', which was on the floor.)

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Heeheeeheeheeheeheeheeeheee! This is gonna be funny! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh! Hi! I'm Harvey Kneeslapper, (heeheehee), and this sign here is "One Way". (heeheehee) And what I'm gonna do with that sign is that I'm gonna say to someone, "One way!", and then he or she will walk the right way and will stand on that red 'X' on the floor! (heeheeheeheeheee!) Then, over that 'X' is that bucket of green slime! (heeheehee) So what I'm gonna do is that I'm gonna use my control stick to control the bucket, and then, (heeheehee) he or she will be all slimey and green from that slime from the bucket! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) Ooh, and here's someone now. (heeheeheeheehee)
    (a purple boy AM walks by.)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (To AM) Er, one way!
    AM: Say what??
    Harvey Kneeslapper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say, one way! (heeheehee)
    AM: What way are you talking about?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Points to the right) This way!
    AM: Oh, thank you. (walks the right way until Harvey stops him)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Halt! Just stay here on this 'X' and there's something over you...
    AM: What???
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (pulls control stick and bucket moves upside-down, towards the AM. Green slime falls down on him and gets messy) A'HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HE FELL FOR IT! HE FELL FOR IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Laughs really hard, ending music plays)
    AM: (getting really annoyed and began to chase Harvey) AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
  20. mikealan New Member

    ONE WAY Trick

    (Harvey Kneeslapper is holding an "ONE WAY" sign. Right next to him is a huge bucket of green slime, which is over the red 'X', which was on the floor.)

    Harvey Kneeslapper: Heeheeeheeheeheeheeheeeheee! This is gonna be funny! A'HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh! Hi! I'm Harvey Kneeslapper, (heeheehee), and this sign here is "One Way". (heeheehee) And what I'm gonna do with that sign is that I'm gonna say to someone, "One way!", and then he or she will walk the right way and will stand on that red 'X' on the floor! (heeheeheeheeheee!) Then, over that 'X' is that bucket of green slime! (heeheehee) So what I'm gonna do is that I'm gonna use my control stick to control the bucket, and then, (heeheehee) he or she will be all slimey and green from that slime from the bucket! (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) Ooh, and here's someone now.
    (heeheeheeheehee)

    (a purple boy AM walks by.)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (To AM) Er, one way!
    AM: Say what??
    Harvey Kneeslapper: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I say, one way! (heeheehee)
    AM: What way are you talking about?
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (Points to the right) This way!
    AM: Oh, thank you. (walks the right way until Harvey stops him)
    Harvey Kneeslapper: Halt! Just stay here on this 'X' and there's something over you...
    AM: What???
    Harvey Kneeslapper: (pulls control stick and bucket moves upside-down, towards the AM. Green slime falls down on him and gets messy) A'HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! HE FELL FOR IT! HE FELL FOR IT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! (Laughs really hard, ending music plays)
    AM: (getting really annoyed and began to chase Harvey) AAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

    Mike

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