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MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Beakerfan Active Member

    Seamus: *wriggling and writhing within Jack's grasp* Put me down you big GOOF! You ain't gettin my gold!
  2. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jack Bandit: *exchanges confused look with Leprechaun* Excuse me, I am no goof! Nincompoop, failure, idiot, yes... but goof? That's just insulting! *hollers to Nell* Yes! Plumber! Here! I can pay you in... leprechaun!
  3. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *to self, re plunger* Will not be needing a mud pack tonight. *falls into open sewer grate* I spoke too soon!
  4. Beakerfan Active Member

    Nell: I didn't say I'm a plumber.... *reaches into her nest of dreadlocks* I mean't I HAVE a plumber. *holds out a leprechaun dressed in coveralls and holding a toolbox*

    Seamus: Not a goof, huh? Could've fooled me...
  5. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jack Bandit: What is this? Saint Jack-Tricks Day, the day where everyone tricks Jack? ...Wow, our writers have really gotten lazy while we've been gone.
  6. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *thinking* This whole sewer/plunger/facial situation reminds me of when Wilson's Facials and Fecals changed their slogan to, 'It's never drains but it pores'.
  7. Bannanasketch Active Member

    Logan Moppet: Leprechaun? Jack Bandit? Waitaminute, am I in some kind of weird sitcom on a Muppet fan forum?

    Studio Audience: *canned laughter*

    Logan Moppet: No, but really...
  8. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *hoping the MC Management don't sue-us* *get it?* *sewers?*
  9. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jack Bandit: *tosses Leprechaun away* That was getting me nowhere. *hollers down the sewer* Hey, Moppet, have you started wrestling that alligator yet? This is just a crap-shot on my end... but you should probably NOT put your head in its mouth.
  10. Beakerfan Active Member

    Nell: *looks at plumber leprechaun* Yeah, he'll be no help. *tosses him away* We should probably lower a rope or something.... oh I got it! *grabs a dreadlock and begins to lower it down the sewer*
  11. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jack Bandit: *to Nell* Wait, wait! *calls to Logan* Hey, step-cousin, c'mere, got a job for you... one you definitely won't dread. *ties Nell's dreads around Logan's waist* Lower away, commander Nell! May the Force be somewhere near you, Logan.
  12. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *finally ripping plunger from face with a screech and a plop* I can't quite hear you, there was a plunger on my ear. Something about arresting an alligator? What for exactly?

    Snappy the Alligator: I should say adverse possession, for one thing, including the wrongful attempt at the usage of squatters rights. I've been down in this drain so long that your house should technically be signed over to me...

    Father: *opens and closes mouth* ...I dread to think...
  13. theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Jack Bandit: *calling down to Moppet* Any luck? Is the alligator British? Should I send tea? Crumpets? The Queen Anne's Revenge? *to Nell* I don't really know what any of these things are... I'm just trying to help. Did you see those Leprechauns earlier? And here I thought little green men only came from space!
  14. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father: From the smell...I think Queen Anne's Revenge is already down here somewhere...*to camera* I am going to need a serious shower after this...


    Snappy the Alligator: British? Does these snake-skin boots look British to you? *aside* I'm against animal cruelty, but pro fashion. What can I do? I'm naughty, but I'm nice. So jail me!

    Father: *scrambling up the dreadlock and away from Snappy and slamming the cage top over the sewer* Aaaaand...I think that should do it...everyone inside the tent for tea?

    Snappy the Alligator: Why does that always happen? *skulks off into drain* What did I say?

    (OOC: Its 3am. I should be sleeping. I'm at work in 4 hours. Goodnight peeps!)
  15. redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Isabella Midnight: Well this looks like an interesting place to park my carcas....is that even how that is spelled? Oh well. How does one get a room in this joint?
  16. Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *in tent* Isabella! Welcome. There's room over there by the camp bed. Milk? Sugar? Oh, you mean a room in the House? It's being repaired...
  17. redBoobergurl Well-Known Member

    Isabella: Milk AND sugar please. If you will.
  18. D'Snowth Well-Known Member

    Now, is there any chance you guys can stick around in general in addition to reviving MopFam?
  19. Aaron Active Member

    Uncle Bob: *walks over to the campsite and surveys his surroundings* Hello all! I bet you're wondering where I've been. I've traveled the world as a traveling traveler's pack salesman,sailed the seven seas and discovered an 8th and discovered the cure for the common cold. It's sneezing. Now i'm here to pursue my lifelong dream of being a mailman! Onward upward and round in circles!
  20. The Count Moderator

    Passer-by 1: Wrestling match over already?
    Passer-by 2: Aw man, I had five bucks on the gator.
    *Both laugh before going off on their way.

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