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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.
Father, you got any ideas?
Father Moppet: I have a few ideas...I was wondering just yesterday whether I'm making my Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches wrong...I struggle when I start pour over boiling water and leave it in the fridge to set...I had an idea that it would work better with jam.
(OOC: British joke )
*another face palm. Or is it face hoof?*
Can someone get me outa this thingy?
Elsewhere in the cells...
Snappy the Alligator: *in a jail cell in a full Elvis suit and wig* Well, the warden threw a party in the country jaaaail, the prison band was there and they began to wait, the band was a jumpin' and the joint began to swiiiiing, you shouldda heard them jailbirds sing! Oooh, let's rock! Everybody let's rock!
Father Moppet: *some distance away hearing slight echo of song* Um...I don't mean to alarm anyone, but I think I can hear a party approaching...if we're going to get out of here, we should do it fast.
(OOC: I have no idea how to get the door open because Father Moppet is totally NOT focused or observant enough to do so! Good luck guys )
Grace: Norman, any ideas?
Goat: <Wanders in> <Pokes Grace's cell door> <watches door swing open> <looks at Father> <shrugs> <wanders out>
*grabs father and Norman with telekinesis*
Come on! Lets go before that weirdo tv guy comes!
Father Moppet: Oh, I'd been wondering where that telekinesis was. I can never keep track of my mobile phone. *to Grace* Never mind that TV guy, what about the scientists? Do you think they're still around these parts?
Snappy the Alligator: *lying on a cot-bed in the cell, using a tiny pink toothpick to free small pieces of lab-coat from between his teeth*
Grace: I think that answers your question...
*sees the TV Host coming*
Father Moppet: Let's try and get back to the house before they find us...hopefully where they started will be the last place they will look...Oddly, I usually find things in the last place I look...so I should probably start there first.
Grace: *consentrates hard*
I teleported us back to the house.
Father Moppet: *from inside the storage closet* I can see that.
Grace: The tv guy is here!
Goat: <opens closet door> Muffin Pony, how much do you really need to hide? You're already inside a closet. Oh, hey Frosty. <closes closet door>
Norman: *shakes head upon hearing "Muffin Pony" and "Frosty"* I am so confused.
Grace: I just don't want him to find me!
Father Moppet: Perhaps if we could first find the light switch...that would be a start. *muffled by coats...or...duffled*
Grace: Flicks light switch*
*guy is knocking on door*
Nell: *Cautiously opens the door to the Moppet house* Hello? Mr. Moppet? Anybody here? Some guy was knocking on your door... he says he's from t.v.?
(OOC: I miss the Fam!)
Norman: *peeks outside and whispers* Please tell me you are at least moderately normal. Magic ponies, jail cells, alligators, TV hosts, this is a horror story.
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