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MopFam 4: Cacti are Not Welcome

Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.

  1. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *nodding patiently and wishing he had never even asked and wondering if there's any chance of a nice cup of tea and also thinking a comfortable chair would be good*
  2. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: *finishes talking* Any questions? You look tired, sir, would you care for a chair?
  3. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: Oh, yes, thank you very much. And you don't happen to have any biscuits on you do you?
  4. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: No, unfortunately. I do have some fresh fruit, if that do the trick. I don't think there are any chairs in here, so...*closes chest and pushes it over to Father Moppet* Here. Sit on this.
  5. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: *sits on the chest and leans against the cell door...which swings open pitching him to the floor* Gah! Goodness...That's not very safe. *stands up and closes the door again* Sorry about that Grace...

    (OOC: Busy couple of days sorry, didn't mean to avoid this thread!)
  6. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: Yes...our apologies.
  7. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    Grace: Hello? Anyone there.... help....
  8. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: Ahh, there you are. * accidentally knocks door open again with foot and quickly pulls it shut again* So sorry to intrude...
  9. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    Grace: -__0

    Help... hurry, get the door open.
  10. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: I'm afraid I left the bolt-cutters in my other pants...and by pants I mean trousers.
  11. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: Yes...I commend you for specifying. Wonderful showing of your knowledge of terms there.
  12. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    Grace: GEt the key... help....
  13. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: Never fear, this is a job for, Norman the Marketing Executive! I'll figure out the perfect keyword to get you out...
  14. Beauregard

    Beauregard Well-Known Member

    Father Moppet: If only we had a keyword...*hits head on cell door which swings it open and closed* Think .... think...
  15. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    But you don't wear no other trousers gov'nor.
  16. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: *begins singing*
    Sit down in our Thinking Chair and think...think...think!
    Cause when we use our mind, take a step at a time
    We can do anything...that we wanna do!

    *Father Moppet and Grace stare at Norman*

    What? It was the one kids show that had a prime example of product placement...though it is unknown if it was done on purpose, Mailbox was based on an actual 1932 mailbox, one that is very valuable today. We have reason to believe that someone from an antique shop with one may have been working in the developmental stages of the show...

  17. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    *magicly teleports a blow torch to father*


    Will that help?
  18. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: Unfortunately, it probably won't...we need something strong, something with the properties of metal, something with a sharp edge...

    *looks around*

    Does anyone have a pair of scissors?
  19. Lola p

    Lola p Well-Known Member

    *poofs scissors in*


    Will those help?
  20. Hubert

    Hubert Well-Known Member

    Norman: *takes scissors* It's worth a try. *begins trying to cut through the bars with scissors, they break in half as soon as he begins* Or not.


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