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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.
Norman: *finishes talking* Any questions? You look tired, sir, would you care for a chair?
Father Moppet: Oh, yes, thank you very much. And you don't happen to have any biscuits on you do you?
Norman: No, unfortunately. I do have some fresh fruit, if that do the trick. I don't think there are any chairs in here, so...*closes chest and pushes it over to Father Moppet* Here. Sit on this.
Father Moppet: *sits on the chest and leans against the cell door...which swings open pitching him to the floor* Gah! Goodness...That's not very safe. *stands up and closes the door again* Sorry about that Grace...
(OOC: Busy couple of days sorry, didn't mean to avoid this thread!)
Norman: Yes...our apologies.
Grace: Hello? Anyone there.... help....
Father Moppet: Ahh, there you are. * accidentally knocks door open again with foot and quickly pulls it shut again* So sorry to intrude...
Help... hurry, get the door open.
Father Moppet: I'm afraid I left the bolt-cutters in my other pants...and by pants I mean trousers.
Norman: Yes...I commend you for specifying. Wonderful showing of your knowledge of terms there.
Grace: GEt the key... help....
Norman: Never fear, this is a job for, Norman the Marketing Executive! I'll figure out the perfect keyword to get you out...
Father Moppet: If only we had a keyword...*hits head on cell door which swings it open and closed* Think .... think...
But you don't wear no other trousers gov'nor.
Norman: *begins singing*
Sit down in our Thinking Chair and think...think...think!
Cause when we use our mind, take a step at a time
We can do anything...that we wanna do!
*Father Moppet and Grace stare at Norman*
What? It was the one kids show that had a prime example of product placement...though it is unknown if it was done on purpose, Mailbox was based on an actual 1932 mailbox, one that is very valuable today. We have reason to believe that someone from an antique shop with one may have been working in the developmental stages of the show...
*magicly teleports a blow torch to father*
Will that help?
Norman: Unfortunately, it probably won't...we need something strong, something with the properties of metal, something with a sharp edge...
Does anyone have a pair of scissors?
*poofs scissors in*
Will those help?
Norman: *takes scissors* It's worth a try. *begins trying to cut through the bars with scissors, they break in half as soon as he begins* Or not.
Father, you got any ideas?
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