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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.
Grace: *uses magic*
Ok, I just unlocked it.
Father Moppet: ...if you can do that, why not just unlock the cell? *shakes head, opens chest and pulls out a huge ring of keys* Which key? *reads inscriptions from some of the keys* Ctrl...alt...delete... What on earth?
Norman: Ah...Ctrl, alt, and delete...press the three of those together to get to the login screen...
That is, if this is a Windows chest...
Grace: These chains suck my magic out... I am exaustd just unlocking that chest.
Father Moppet: Hmm...I'm struggling to find the Any Key...*hangs up on server support* Looks more like an Apple chest anyway...*munching on some fruit*
Norman: Oh good...I'm an expert on Apple chests...and give me some of that fruit...
Father Moppet: Would you like a Pear? *hands him two apples* If you could figure out from the iChest which key to use, that would help.
Grace: They suck up my magic, and it powers that system... I am so weak right now... Ug. *Slumps down*
Norman: Let me see here... *looks into chest*
Father Moppet: Mr Norman, would you stop looking at my upper body and help me figure this out?
(OOC: Okay, that satisfied my inner need to make a "chest" related joke.)
(EDIT: Just realized I called "Norman" "Normal." Which he is, but which I didn't mean to do.
(OOC: I'm sure glad no one else is in the room I'm in. I don't know that I've ever laughed at anything on here as much as I did that. The chest joke itself was funny enough, but then when you said "Normal"... )
Norman: I'm trying...this is a hard one...
Grace: Any luck?
Father Moppet: If only we had some hot mustard to eat through the bars... *thinks about that* ...Does anyone have any hot mustard about their person?
Norman: Mr. Moppet, could you please hand me the blowtorch?
Father Moppet: *hands Hubert the blowtorch* I do hope you have the proper licensing for using such a power tool...
Uncle Bob: I don't like the look of this. Go to camera 2!
(OOC: Beau...you missed out on the perfect chance to throw a Muppet line in there...)
Norman: Well, I am an expert in licensing...just not that type of licensing.
(OOC: Did I? I totally missed it then! I'm not even sure now!)
Father Moppet: Oh, yes, that's right, I do remember you mentioning something about that. So, you work in licencing then? That's interesting. What sort of divisions do you work on? *distracted, leaning against the cell with arms folded having normal conversation with seemingly no awareness urgency*
Norman: *begins talking all kinds of technical yada yada with big terms about liscening. It would be posted here, since the transcriber wasn't the star speller in his fourth grade class*
Father Moppet: *nodding patiently and wishing he had never even asked and wondering if there's any chance of a nice cup of tea and also thinking a comfortable chair would be good*
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