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Discussion in 'Friends and Family' started by Beauregard, Apr 30, 2012.
Mr. K: Of course I'd like a deal!
my email is email@example.com (actual email address)
Norman: *now in cab with others* Who's paying for this cab? Cabs are expensive, you know...
Father Moppet: Lucky you all owe me one months rent in advance...*into phone* Grace! We're nearly there! Hold on...to something...with your hooves...
Norman: Rent? I'm not even staying at your place!
Father Moppet: You're not staying? It's so hard to keep track...*as car swerves off the road and through a forest towards the dungeon and beacon* *to driver* Hey! Try and keep on the tracks!
Mr. K: How much rent do I have to pay you? I'll double it!
Father Moppet: How about you pay the cab-driver, and we'll call it a day? *jumping out of the cab and running towards the castle (?) where Grace is held captive*
(OOC: I'm looking forward to getting everyone back together again!)
Norman: *follows Father Moppet*
What's the charge, cab-driver?
Cab-driver: That'll be $1,252 and 59 cents. Or your unborn child.
Father Moppet: *looks around for a secret entrance to the castle, but then just knocks on the door*
Norman: $1,252 and 59 cents? I'm not even going to try to negotiate a marketing deal with you pirates.
Father Moppet: *pushing open the door and peering inside* Hello? Any scientists around? I'm looking for my cousin...she's about 14 hands tall and electric blue...
Mr. K: OK, well, I'll pay you $2,505 and 18 cents! Satisfied?
Norman: $2,505 and 18 cents? He only asked for $1,252 and 59 cents! That means that you're losing out $1,253 and 41 cents!
Mr. K: I did say I was going to pay double the cab fare, wasn't I?
Norman: *rolls eyes* What a waste of money.
Driver: Ahh...This is a little awkward. I don't really have the change for 18 cents...
Father Moppet: *in the strangely empty dungeons* GRACE???
Grace: Are.... You here... or am I... Hallucinating.....
Father Moppet: Well...you may be hallucinating, if you can see a large green cactus speaking to you...but if you see your a British chap in a red shirt, then yes, I'm really here. Do you have any idea where they keep the keys for this thing?
Grace: I think in that chest.
*Points to chest*
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