Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

[theprawncracker]

Ryan: YAY Kathy!
Rizzo: *bonks Ryan on the head with a baseball* *shrug* It just didn't feel da same without it.

 

[Muppet Newsgirl]

Nora: (reading newspaper) Hey...this guy in Scotland claims he's got a video of the Loch Ness Monster.
MN: What, Nessie wouldn't come out for us, but she'll surface for some guy with a video camera in his hand, and the BBC on his speed dial...let me see that.
Storyteller: How are your allergies doing, Erin?
MN: Still kind of stopped up. (reads newspaper) No, looks just like an ordinary ripple in the water to me. Seems a bit too flat to be Nessie.
Nora: I heard rumors that she's been off visiting family in another lake or something. (glances out window) Hey, they've got a game going on outside. Shall we go sit in?
Storyteller: Sounds nice...and it's really good weather for that sort of thing.
MN: Let me take my evening antihistamines and I'll be along in a bit.
Nora: Man...your nose really hated those alders.
MN: Oh, more than you know.

 

[Erine81981]

Ok guys. I'm ready! Throw it to me Ed. *winds up bat and misses the first few then smacks it out the park*

Anything Orange Muppet: And it's out of there. It's a homerun for Kyle. And look at everyone cheering for Kyle.

The Monsters: Ky-le! Ky-le! Ky-le!

Keep running Kathy! It's our turn to win.

 

[The Count]

B-Day Announcement.

Hi from the dorms management team.

We sure had fun yesterday at the park with our picnic and baseball game. Well, I don't know how much fun todays planned party will be. What's that you say? A party not be any fun? But how can that be you say to yourself. That's because the person or Muppet celebrating a birthday today is none other than that constantly complaining and roundabout rotten green grouch... Oscar The Grouch.
Yep, you wouldn't think of him as a Gemini, but he celebrates his birthday today, on June 1st (which also happens to be the official first day of the Atlantic hurricane season).

If you have cards or gifts to leave or want to help with the party preparations, such as they will be, talk to Kyle in Room #26. Hope to see you guys there and rotten birthday Oscar.

 

[redBoobergurl]

*Beth looks at her sleeping roomies*
Beth: I guess our day at the park wore everyone out yesterday. I've got some things to do so I'll just tiptoe out quietly.

 

[The Count]

*Coming back from Everybody Eats. Man am I stuffed. They have some great nutter butter waffles at that place.
Count: Yes, and I particularly enjoyed their roasted garlic takitura sandwich.
Mmm, yes, will have to share that recipe with the others if they ever get the yen for a Transylvanian egg dish.
Count: Too bad Uncle Deadly had to leave.
Agreed, but at least Ryan's back.
Count, perking up: Yes, and you know vhat that means...

*Both: Nagging him for more of Men Are Pigs!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: I hope Mr. Clifford had a nice stay with us while Ryan was gone.
Bry: I think he had a good time.
Ernie: Well I had a great time at the picnic yesterday!
Bert: Yeah, me too!
Telly: (runs in) Guys! Guys!
Big Bird: What is it, Telly?
Bry: Yeah, what's going on?
Telly: I just heard some really important news!
Bry: Okay. Well, what is the news, Telly?
Telly: Today is Oscar's birthday!
Big Bird: Today is Oscar's birthday? Oh, how exciting!
Telly: And Ed said that there's going to be a party later today.
Ernie: More summer fun! Yay!
Bert: (laughs) Eh-eh-eh-eh-eh!
Bry: Wait a minute, guys! Slow down. Oscar is a grouch.
Big Bird: Well, of course he's a grouch.
Telly: Yeah. He's Oscar the Grouch.
Bry: Yeah, but how do grouches celebrate birthdays?
Telly: That's a good point. I don't know!

 

[BEAR]

Big Bird: Gee, it's pretty quiet around here.
Telly: Yeah, I don't hear any parties going on.
Bry: I told you. Oscar is a grouch and grouches just don't party. You guys have been around him long enough to know that.
Telly: But we've gotta do something for him. He's our friend.
Big Bird: Yeah!
Bry: You know what, Telly? You're right. I suppose we should give him a present or something. Come on, guys!

 

[BEAR]

(All the roomies from #29 enter the common room to give the birthday boy a little surprise)
Bry: (knocks on can) Oscar, we have a little surprise for you! Okay, fellas, like we rehearsed. (blows into pitch pipe and we sing in barbershop style)

Bry: O is for the orange fur you used to have.
Telly: S is for the stink that's in your car.
Ernie: C is for complaints that you so love to give.
Bert: A is for the awful guy you are.
Big Bird: R is for the rusty can you keep your trash
And for the rotten food you like to eat.
Bry: Put them all together they spell
All (harmonizing): "OSCAR"
Our favorite Grouch from Sesame Street!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OSCAR!

 

[The Count]

*Drops off a molten chocolate cake with pieces of oily garlic in it, slushed pickle ice cream with a marashino cherry on top, and a box that's battered and busted wrapped in ripped paper.
Rotten birthday Oscar!