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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Sep 16, 2004.

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  1. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member


    Ailie: A mile away from Dere's...
  2. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty and Newsie in a shoving match.

    Lefty: I hate youse!

    Newsie: I hate you!

    Lefty: I hate youse more!

    Newsie: I hate you more than that!

    Lefty: I hate youse more dan artichoke hearts!

    Newsie: I hate you more than that!

    Lefty: I--:confused:--good comeback, loser. I hate youse more dan lettuce!

    Newsie: I hate you more than kumquats!

    Lefty: I hate youse more dan dat boid what goes "MMMmmmm!"

    Newsie: I hate you more than a monkey with a backache playing limbo, while eating the husk of a coconut and dousing his head with clear clam broth at the same time!

    Lefty repeatedly punches Newsie in the arm; Newsie fights back with weak little slaps.

    Tony (appears with an acoustic guitar and wearing a comfy-looking sweater) Guys, guys! It's not nice to use the word "hate." In fact, I wrote a song just this second on the very subject. Listen up. You may learn a thing or two by the time I'm done.

    (smiles cheesily and sings)

    Oh, wouldn't it be great
    If there was no more hate
    On this silly-dilly planet
    We call earth.

    Oh, wouldn't it be sweet
    If we could--

    Crazy Harry rushes Tony, yanks the guitar from him, and smashes it to bits, against the wall, floor, furniture, Newsie's head, etc.

    Crazy Harry: I hate feel-good songs! BLECH!

    Tony grabs Harry by the neck, and tosses him out the closed window.
  3. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *reticently* I thought your song was awesome, Tony.

    Chamberlain: *catches that* Yeah, you would think that, baldy. =P

    Zoot: Oh yeah? Let's hear you try to sing--or rather, let's not because everyone'll probably go deaf...or light themselves on fire. =/


    Chamberlain: *just to spite him* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *breaks a couple windows and causes Zoot's sunglasses to shatter*


    Zoot: O_O
  4. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Tony: WAUUGHHHHH! MY EARS! X________X

    Thanks, Zoot! (hugs the saxamaphonest) At least somebody appreciates a good tune!

    Mr. Turtle: I'm all for a good tune. In fact, I'm still waiting to hear one. =P

    Tony: -_-
  5. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: ^_^ *huggles Tony back and clings to his leg* ... *gives Mr. Turtle a disapproving look before sliding a couple fingers in his own mouth and whistling abruptly*

    Dr. Teeth: *sprints in and tackles Mr. Turtle* MISTAH T! <33
  6. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    RF: Hey Ailie, look! I got an A+ on my Marcel Proust paper! I had to compare and contrast Remembrance of Things Past with Cities of the Plain. I knocked it off in two hours, since I already read these five years ago. Sixty-one pages, plus a lengthy bibliography. Wanna read it? =D
  7. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle: O_O Oh lord...

    Mr. Turtle remains motionless and unsmiling as Dr. Teeth tackles him.
  8. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin (patiently waiting as Kelly slinks in from clinical): So, how'd it go?

    Kelly: Better.

    Cotterpin (smirks): That's what I like about you -- you're so ... so ... verbose.

    Kelly: Anything interesting while I was gone?

    Cotterpin: Other than a bunch of strangers showing up everywhere? Um ... no.

    Kelly: Strangers?

    Cotterpin: Yep. Sounds like we've got a lot of welcome notes to give out.

    Kelly (sighs): Tomorrow. *looks around* Where's Spike?

    Cotterpin (shrugs): He said that trees got real dehydrated as the warmer weather shows up. I guess he's decided to go water them or something.

    Kelly (cringes)

    Cotterpin: What?

    Kelly (clears throat): Nothing.
  9. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *huggles the kid* O_O Wow, RF, that's incredible. Sure, I'll totally read it!

    Dr. Teeth: *smothers Mr. Turtle with love and strokes the top of his head raucously* Who's a good Donatello? Who is? Who is? You is! Yeah, you is! MHM! ^_^
  10. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle: -_-

    Tony: Hey Mr. Turtle...at least he's not calling you Franklin!

    RF: Huh?

    Tony: No, Franklin. You know that cartoon turtle?


    RF: Oh.

    Suddenly a loud PUNCH! rocks the room.

    Newsie stands over the prostrate form of Lefty.

    Newsie: O_O

    Tony: O_O

    Newsie: I...I didn't mean it...

    Tony: Did you do that?

    Newsie: I guess...he said something negative about Mother, and something inside me just snapped.


    Tony: :confused: Wow.

    Mr. Turtle: Blimey! (to Dr. Teeth) Not so rough, if you please...my head isn't made of bloody cement, you know. -_-
  11. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: Bloodeh cemen'? O_O I didn' do it, y'all! I was framed! Oh, lawdeh...I'm rull innocen', know what I'm sayin'?

    Zoot: *has malfunctioned again* Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...
  12. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (gets call from brother): O_O

    Cotterpin: What?

    Kelly: Wow.

    Cotterpin: Seriously, WHAT?

    Kelly (smiles): We're getting puppies!
  13. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    ROFL ! ! ! ! XPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

    Mr. Turtle: The only thing you're innocent of, sir, are well-kept teeth. And I have my suspicions about them.

    Tony: *facepalm* Here we go again...

    Newsie: Woo! I have the...eye of the...fruit bat. Is that the expression? Eye of the fruit bat?
  14. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: But they is real...'cept fo'...uh...that one...but it's real shineh. Yo jus' jealous 'cause you don' have any. =P *pets Mr. Turtle even harder*

    Zoot: Tony...Toooooo-neeeee...Tony...
  15. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Newsie suddenly runs around the room, celebrating his defeat over Lefty; he sings that Tiny Tim song from the first SpongeBob episode, in a really high falsetto.

    Newsie

    (sings)

    I'm so happy
    Aha, happy go lucky me
    I just go my way
    Living everyday

    I don't worry
    Worrying don't agree
    Things that bother you
    Never bother me!

    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!

    Haven't got a lot
    I don't need a lot
    Coffee's only a dime
    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!

    I'm right here to stay
    When I'm old and gray
    I'll be right in my prime!
    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!
  16. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: ... O______o *pushes Newsie out the same window that CH fell from*
  17. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle appears, wearing sunglasses, a Members Only jacket (:confused:) and a backwards ballcap.

    Mr. Turtle: -_-

    RF: Wow, Members Only! Must be exclusive, huh? A mere peon like me wouldn't be able to join I guess. Ah well. I can live with it! =P

    Mr. Turtle: Bloody rascal...
  18. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Skeeter? Wow it's been a dogs age since I've seen her and Scooter. It seems like yesterday I was rooming with each of them. I will hafta stop by. Speaking of dogs how's Rowlf?
  19. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Dunno... Lisa keeps him on a short leash. *Rimshot. We haven't seen them in ages. Though that'd probably be 7 times as much in dog years. *Notices Christy isn't there. Oh well... *Misses Kelly.
  20. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *prods Mr. Turtle* O_O


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