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Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

Discussion in 'Games' started by Fozzie Bear, Sep 16, 2004.

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  1. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: *reticently* I thought your song was awesome, Tony.

    Chamberlain: *catches that* Yeah, you would think that, baldy. =P

    Zoot: Oh yeah? Let's hear you try to sing--or rather, let's not because everyone'll probably go deaf...or light themselves on fire. =/

    Chamberlain: *just to spite him* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *breaks a couple windows and causes Zoot's sunglasses to shatter*

    Zoot: O_O
  2. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Tony: WAUUGHHHHH! MY EARS! X________X

    Thanks, Zoot! (hugs the saxamaphonest) At least somebody appreciates a good tune!

    Mr. Turtle: I'm all for a good tune. In fact, I'm still waiting to hear one. =P

    Tony: -_-
  3. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Zoot: ^_^ *huggles Tony back and clings to his leg* ... *gives Mr. Turtle a disapproving look before sliding a couple fingers in his own mouth and whistling abruptly*

    Dr. Teeth: *sprints in and tackles Mr. Turtle* MISTAH T! <33
  4. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    RF: Hey Ailie, look! I got an A+ on my Marcel Proust paper! I had to compare and contrast Remembrance of Things Past with Cities of the Plain. I knocked it off in two hours, since I already read these five years ago. Sixty-one pages, plus a lengthy bibliography. Wanna read it? =D
  5. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle: O_O Oh lord...

    Mr. Turtle remains motionless and unsmiling as Dr. Teeth tackles him.
  6. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Cotterpin (patiently waiting as Kelly slinks in from clinical): So, how'd it go?

    Kelly: Better.

    Cotterpin (smirks): That's what I like about you -- you're so ... so ... verbose.

    Kelly: Anything interesting while I was gone?

    Cotterpin: Other than a bunch of strangers showing up everywhere? Um ... no.

    Kelly: Strangers?

    Cotterpin: Yep. Sounds like we've got a lot of welcome notes to give out.

    Kelly (sighs): Tomorrow. *looks around* Where's Spike?

    Cotterpin (shrugs): He said that trees got real dehydrated as the warmer weather shows up. I guess he's decided to go water them or something.

    Kelly (cringes)

    Cotterpin: What?

    Kelly (clears throat): Nothing.
  7. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *huggles the kid* O_O Wow, RF, that's incredible. Sure, I'll totally read it!

    Dr. Teeth: *smothers Mr. Turtle with love and strokes the top of his head raucously* Who's a good Donatello? Who is? Who is? You is! Yeah, you is! MHM! ^_^
  8. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle: -_-

    Tony: Hey Mr. Turtle...at least he's not calling you Franklin!

    RF: Huh?

    Tony: No, Franklin. You know that cartoon turtle?

    RF: Oh.

    Suddenly a loud PUNCH! rocks the room.

    Newsie stands over the prostrate form of Lefty.

    Newsie: O_O

    Tony: O_O

    Newsie: I...I didn't mean it...

    Tony: Did you do that?

    Newsie: I guess...he said something negative about Mother, and something inside me just snapped.

    Tony: :confused: Wow.

    Mr. Turtle: Blimey! (to Dr. Teeth) Not so rough, if you please...my head isn't made of bloody cement, you know. -_-
  9. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: Bloodeh cemen'? O_O I didn' do it, y'all! I was framed! Oh, lawdeh...I'm rull innocen', know what I'm sayin'?

    Zoot: *has malfunctioned again* Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...Tony...
  10. RedPiggy

    RedPiggy Well-Known Member

    Kelly (gets call from brother): O_O

    Cotterpin: What?

    Kelly: Wow.

    Cotterpin: Seriously, WHAT?

    Kelly (smiles): We're getting puppies!
  11. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member


    Mr. Turtle: The only thing you're innocent of, sir, are well-kept teeth. And I have my suspicions about them.

    Tony: *facepalm* Here we go again...

    Newsie: Woo! I have the...eye of the...fruit bat. Is that the expression? Eye of the fruit bat?
  12. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Dr. Teeth: But they is real...'cept fo'...uh...that one...but it's real shineh. Yo jus' jealous 'cause you don' have any. =P *pets Mr. Turtle even harder*

    Zoot: Tony...Toooooo-neeeee...Tony...
  13. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Newsie suddenly runs around the room, celebrating his defeat over Lefty; he sings that Tiny Tim song from the first SpongeBob episode, in a really high falsetto.



    I'm so happy
    Aha, happy go lucky me
    I just go my way
    Living everyday

    I don't worry
    Worrying don't agree
    Things that bother you
    Never bother me!

    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!

    Haven't got a lot
    I don't need a lot
    Coffee's only a dime
    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!

    I'm right here to stay
    When I'm old and gray
    I'll be right in my prime!
    Living in the sunlight,
    Loving in the moonlight
    Having a wonderful time!
  14. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: ... O______o *pushes Newsie out the same window that CH fell from*
  15. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Mr. Turtle appears, wearing sunglasses, a Members Only jacket (:confused:) and a backwards ballcap.

    Mr. Turtle: -_-

    RF: Wow, Members Only! Must be exclusive, huh? A mere peon like me wouldn't be able to join I guess. Ah well. I can live with it! =P

    Mr. Turtle: Bloody rascal...
  16. christyb

    christyb New Member

    Skeeter? Wow it's been a dogs age since I've seen her and Scooter. It seems like yesterday I was rooming with each of them. I will hafta stop by. Speaking of dogs how's Rowlf?
  17. The Count

    The Count Moderator Staff Member

    Dunno... Lisa keeps him on a short leash. *Rimshot. We haven't seen them in ages. Though that'd probably be 7 times as much in dog years. *Notices Christy isn't there. Oh well... *Misses Kelly.
  18. WhiteRabbit

    WhiteRabbit Well-Known Member

    Ailie: *prods Mr. Turtle* O_O
  19. Winslow Leach

    Winslow Leach Active Member

    Lefty stands, in a daze...

    Newsie: Oh s***!

    Lefty: @_@ Wha happen...?

    Newsie: You fall down?

    Lefty: Da last ting I remember was...someone coldcockin' me...

    Newsie: It wasn't me, I swear!

    Lefty: Don't swear. Yer mudder will whack youse wit a broom er sometin'. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

    Newsie: A broom? That's nothing, she--so you have no idea who hit you?

    Lefty: I suspect da news crum.

    Newsie: Uh...

    Lefty: Oh! Riiiiiiiiight. Sorry. It couldn't have been youse, on accounta youse don't know how ta hit properly.

    Newsie: That's right, heh heh. Schoolyard bullies used to hoist my underwear to the top of the flagpole...while I was still wearing them...

    Lefty: Where's Crazy Harry?

    Newsie: Tommy threw him out the window.

    Lefty: Fer what?

    Newsie: I dunno. Probably because of his beard.

    Lefty: His beard?

    Newsie: Yeah. You know how Harry wears that scruffy, ugly beard...probably got on Tommy's nerves.

    Lefty: How's about dat smart-aleck punk what hangs out here?

    Newsie: Roosevelt Franklin?

    Lefty: Yeah. It coulda been him!

    Newsie: I don't think so.

    Lefty: How come ya sound so sure?

    Newsie: Uh...he's shorter than you?

    Lefty: Oh yeah. He suffers from da Webster syndrome. Riiiight.

    Newsie: Either that or he's only ten years old and hasn't grown yet.

    Lefty: Pfft. He's been ten since 1970. Da kid must have Peter Pan genies er sometin'.

    Newsie: Genes.

    Lefty: Huh?

    Newsie: Not "genies." Genes.

    Lefty punches Newsie in the face; Newsie flops to the floor.

    Lefty: Mook! Dat was just in case ya did hit me!

    Mr. Turtle (to Ailie) How the deuce do you know it's me? I'm wearing this disguise to hide from your demented roommate.
  20. AnimatedC9000

    AnimatedC9000 Well-Known Member

    Cait: *takes all of her roomies over to visit Ailie and them* *knocks on the door* Hello? Anyone home?

    Lips: ... Zoot? Dr. Teeth? Anybody?

    Waldo: *knocks on the door*
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