Muppet College Dorms: The Next Semester

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Bo: *running after Beau and George*
Mildred: *running after Bo*
George and Beau: *cleaning*
Bo: *screeches to a halt* Is that a gun?
Mildred: Is that a vacuum?
George: Is that a question?
Beau: I think it was an inquestionoitry remark, yup.
 

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Clifford: *walking past to Dorm room* *sees the crazy happenings* ...I think I'll go stay with Bry for awhile...
 

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Beau: My cards!
George: My mop!
Beau: My job!
George: My...my my, you're fat!
Beau: *blink* *grabs cards*
George: *grabs mop*
Mildred: Boys! If you must fight, let us call for a duel! I challange thee, and all that!
George: Fine! *raises mop* I challange thee!
Beau: Who's Lee?
Bo: *leans against the wall* Mine...
 

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Yes well... You also seem to be out of a gun there Sam.
*Turns on supermagnet that draws the gun out of the blue birded feathery clutches... *Drops gun into drawer to take to recycling plant or incinerator later.
Bryan... It's OK, you can let your friends out to play... You know they're safe here at the dorms and Hensonville.
*Goes back to continue writing.
 

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Ryan: Ooh! Fight! *grabs super-fan outfit*
Gonzo: Go shrubbery!
Sam: Violence! More violence! *searches for gun*
Ryan: Sam, you bird-brain, you've lost it!
Sam: Yes, I know, that is why I am looking for it.
 

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Bunsen:
Claudia, have you seen my teleporter? The control one?
I seem to have misplaced it and I have no clue as to where it is.
*Dips hand into her pocket*

Claudia:
Bunsen, silly you!
Eddie borrowed it.
Stop doing that...it feels wierd!

Bunsen:
Ooo...I found some wrapped gum.
*Takes one*

Claudia:
Sure, you can have one.

Bunsen:
Don't mind if I do!
I love sour apple...

Claudia:
I wonder why!

Beaker:
Meep!
*Tugs Claudia to go with him on a stroll*

Claudia:
Not a bad idea.

Bunsen:
No, not yet.
Sam nearly shot someone!
I suggest we remain in the safety of our room.

Claudia:
*Carries Bunsen and Beaker*
NAH!

Bunsen:
Please, I do not like to be man-handled!

Claudia:
GIRL!

Bunsen:
*Sigh*

Dr. Van Neuter:
*Sticks tounge out at him*
 

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Mildred: *prepares to whoop*
George: *whirls mop*
Beau: *wiggles vacuum hose*
Bo: *rolls eyes*
Mildred: *rustling skirts* Whoop whoop!
George and Beau: *attack, poking with mop and twisting hose into knots*
Bo: *raises eyeborws*
Mildred: *whoops some more*
 

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(Nora is reading a book, Storyteller is editing another epic and Beige and Scooter are playing Scrabble)

Erin: (returning from rounds, with a large silver cardboard box under one arm) Someone want to tell me what happened while I was gone?

(others look at each other)
Scooter: Uh...Sam kind of lost it and went running around the dorms...
Beige: And I think a few card castles were destroyed...
Storyteller: And a few plants died...
Nora: It was all crazy...but I think Ed's stepped in.
Erin: Thank heavens.
Storyteller: He took Sam's gun away...so what's in the box?
Erin: I got the soon-to-be-happy couple a set of towels...wait a minute. Sam went running around here with a gun?
Nora: I think so.
Erin: Oh, most holy and blessed Mother...I hope Ed has a long talk with him about that.
Scooter: Yeah...before Dean Chapman does.
Nora: I know - no one wants to see the dorms close.
 

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Ryan: Beau Beau he's our custodial engineer! If he can't do it... George probably could.
Gonzo: Nice.
Ryan: Thanks, I wrote it myself.
 

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Beau: *switches vacuum on*
George: *is sucked up against it*
Mildred: *is sucked up against George*
George: Comfy...
Bo: *unplugs vacuum* Will you cut it out?
George: *pulls a pair of gardenning sheers from pocket* Any time!
Beau: *looks at watch* Quater past three, why do you ask?
 
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