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Beauregard

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To: Everyone
From: Kermit

Subject: J K Roling

I never said J K Roling, I said that our guest James Kirk (JK), rolling down a hill would be in one of the acts...

Sheesh...

So, it's not Pottor, it's Star Trek this week, 'k?

Kermit the befuddled Froggy
 

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To: Uncle Kermit
From: Robin
Subject: Magic Act

How about Gonzo and I do a magic act to replace Harry Potter?
 

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TO: Robin
From: Kermit

Subject: re Magic act

If you're carefull.

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To: Gonzo
From: Robin

Subject: Magic Act

Hi, Gonzo, Kermit says we can to a magic act. How about we materialise a connon on stage, and then shoot ourselfs out'a it?

Robin
 

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To: Robin
From: Gonzo
Subject: Magic Act

Can do! But we'll need to plan it carefully so Kermit won't get suspicious.
 

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To: Gonzo
From: Robin

Subject: Re: re:magic act

I agree.
 

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From: Miss Piggy
Subject: Beautiful moi

I woke up this morning and it has come to my attention, that I am the most beautiful in the world and if anyone dares to stick one more item related to the color purple in my room...someone will have to make out their will!
 

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From: Chef
To: Piggy

Subject: Vot?

Deer Peegy,

Whoot youur tolkin' bout?

Howdeever, the purple plum delight is ready eef that ees what you are wantering.

Chef
 

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To: Scooter
From: Rowlf

Subject: Piano Music for tonight's show

Do you know if it was Kermit that changed the wording from Feeling Blue, to Seeing Purple?

Or was that someone else?

Rowlf
 

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To: Camilla
From: Zany the penguin

Subject: Purple dye?

Quack, quack, quack?

Zany :zany:
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From: Camilla
To: Zany

Subject: Re: Purple dye?

Burk, burg, buck, buck, buck!

Camilla
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To: Camilla
From: Zany

Subject: Re: re: Purple dye?

Quack! Quack, quack, quack? Quack! Quack...

Zany :zany:
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To: Zany
From: Camilla

Subject: Re: re: re: Purple dye?

Buck, buck, burg, buck, burck, burk, buc!

Camilla
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To: Kermit
From: Zany

Subject: Frd: re: re: re: Purple dye?

Quack, quack, Camilla...

Zany :zany:

>Buck, buck, burg, buck, burck, burk, buc!
>
>Camilla
 

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To: Camilla
From: Kermit
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Subject: Re: frd: re: re: re: Purple dye

Camilla, if you don't stop planning to spray you and the penguins all purple, you shall be sacked.

Kermit
 
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