Muppet Fan-Fiction - Men Are Pigs

TogetherAgain

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The Chest of Drawers/Lampshade! said:
"So, when is the wedding, anyway?" Gonzo asked.
Good question.

A Prawntastical Prawn! said:
Kermit and Miss Piggy stared at each other. They both shrugged, and answered by kissing again.
Good answer.

A teddy bear! said:
"What does that mean?" Gonzo asked.
Good question.

Half a bar of soap. said:
Good answer.

Anyway- <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<GLOMP!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> for Prawnie! AWESOME awesome chapter to end an AWESOME awesome story! <<<<<<HUGS!>>>>>>
 

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Oh, Ryan. There is nothing else I can say about this story that hasn't already been said. I greatly enjoyed it.
 

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I'm so glad, Java! It's definitely my favorite! I'm so glad you liked it!
 

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I know everyone else probity read this a hundred years ago but:
1. I'm a slow reader.
2. I just got here.
3. And I just read chapter one :smile:
I really like it so far for what it is worth :big_grin:
 

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Haha! I'm glad you're enjoying it, Redsonga! Always good to have new readers, no matter when they read! :big_grin: I look forward to seeing your thoughts on this story!
 

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"Latest gossip I heard, sweety, was that ‘your’ frog was

out with a different girl every night!"

Piggy smirked. "No," she said. "That was moi with a

different outfit every night.


Hahahah! Oh I love that comeback!

Rowlf was sitting prophetically

How else can he sit?

"What do you want me to dress him in?" Beauregard

asked. "I have a nice cinnamon glaze."


*giggles!* I love it! And I love cinnamon glaze...

"I’ll pencil in auditions for blinkers next week,"

Scooter said


HAHAHAHAHAH! Oh that is a truely funny line. It should be

my signiture...

"Nothing, Sam, just the big scene that outlines the

entire plot."


So he really was looking prophetically...

Aunt Marge

Who?

"Yes, Kermit?" she said, emphasizing his full name,

rather than "Kermie".


Oh, I like that...KerMIT!

"Evening!" Link called as he was pulled out the door.



Bring in on, Linkey!

"I said that most women are wrong, most of the time!"

Clifford reiterated


...Um...Ouch? He is gunna be in a whole WORLD of trouble.

Scooter looked himself up and down. "Boss, what am I

supposed to be?"


We'd all like some answers to that...Something like a

parrot?

Skeeter punched the bedroom wall. "How could they say

that


That's why we love ya Skeety!

"Uh, more tea, dear Aunt Marge?" Kermit asked

innocently


*giggles* Good Kermit. Good Kermit.

"Sure," Kermit said. "I’m open to any suggestions."

"Pay de prawn more of de monies," Pepe interjected.

"Except that one," Kermit said.

"Pay the bear more of the monies?" Fozzie asked.

Kermit frowned. "And that one."


*snorts*

Janice looked the room over at all the available men.

Clifford and Gonzo were ruled out, Sam would just be too

weird,


What is this? A dig at moi, eh?

"C’mon bacon grease, we’re getting coffee," Piggy said.

"But that stunts my growth," Link whined.


*falls off chair*

Clifford lowered his sunglasses in Fozzie’s direction



Great image. But does he have eyes?

"Please, it’s da hair. You use so much hair spray, d’

ere’s a big hole in de O-Zone right above your head!"


*snorts* I'm gunna need some more air in my lungs after all

this snorting...

"Jou, Kermin, are an evil, evil, mistress, hokay?"

*amused*

"Uh, I t’ink I hear my tea pot boilin’," Rizzo said,

scooting off.


Do you realise that tea=-pots do NOT boil?

"Fozzie?" Kermit said to his best friend. "Can we

talk?"

Fozzie nodded. "Okay..." Fozzie said. "But tomorrow’s

Friday, you know."


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

"You just don’t know what it’s like
When the bottom drops out of your life
When your reason to be
Disappears suddenly
And your melody loses its song," Gonzo sang slowly.


OH MY GOSH! He sang THE SONG!

"Which rocker were you on, Kermit?" Fozzie asked,

shocked. "Is that why Floyd and Janice are broken up?"


*falls off chair again*

"If you- no pun intended- chicken out, it all falls

through!"


No pun intended? This IS the Muppets :stick_out_tongue:

Seriously though...I have some catching up to do, eh?
 

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*GLOMPS BEAU! ! ! ! ! !* I can't... I did NOT expect... AHH! *GLOMPS BEAU! ! ! !*
 
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