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Discussion in 'Classic Muppets' started by Janice & Mokey's Man, Jul 23, 2002.
What does that thing do anyway?
It shoots out hundreds of bubbles in mere seconds. I like to hold it because:
a.) I feel empowered
b.) I like to intimidate people with it
c.) I pretend to be Lawerence Welk
I'd be laughing right now if this wasn't so sad. Now what was I going to do with these again?
Byron, thanks for riding me around the house here. But, now I'm bored. Nate can have you back.
Here you go, Nate. I'm bored with it. I think the batteries are low.
Crazy Harry, please quit trying to hide your pyrotechnics under your bed; it clutters my way. Remember, we're on bunk beds, and you're storing them on my pillow!! Gives me an explosive head-ache and...oh! LOOK!!
Pretty, pretty bubbles...
*starts to wonder where the pretty champagne music is coming from, and why he suddenly feels like doing a polka...*
I'm going to head over to Jack in the Back for lunch before Kevin whips out the accordian. If my explosives are getting in your way, just toss them in the closet.
*Tosses explosives in closet*
Dangit! Now my hair is messed up!!! Wait...HELP! HELP! I think my rubber chicken is on fire!!!!
No, no I'm wrong. Smells more like singed hair...
BYRON IS ON FIRE!!!
(pours bucket of ice water on Byron)
I knew there was a reason why I had that.
(pulls out tape recorder)
Note to self; be carefull what you say around Kevin. He takes things to litteraly.
What good is a Byron without fresh batteries?
Where do you put the batteries anyway?
*suddenly afraid of bein' "explored" by 2 guys while shut up in a room*
Good Night Everybody!
As fun as that sounds, I claimed that I was going to lunch four hours ago and yet I'm still here. Come on badger! Come on boy!
(badger runs out from under Byron's bed and jumps on my shoulder)
(hands the badger a stale Dorito)
B-b-b-but you can't leave me here with Nate!
Why? Are we handcuffed together?... I shouldn't have said that out loud.
I don't know, am I blindfolded as well?...I shouldn't have said that out loud...
(makes a run for it)
*is dragged along at a breakneck pace since he's handcuffed to ol' "socks and undies" Chris*
Well, I guess things could be worse---I could be handcuffed on my other side to Nate as well!
I should count my blessin's...
(stops running and looks down at the cuffs)
When'd that happen?
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