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Muppet Star Wars

Discussion in 'Fan Fiction' started by Scooterthegofer, Aug 22, 2009.

  1. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Haha! Liked Piggy yelling at Fozzie. Poor Rowlf... :sympathy: More! More! :halo:
  2. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    i am back!liked it it was all great i read it all so far keep it up oscars cameo was great:grouchy:
  3. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    what happend where is the rest of the story?:eek:
  4. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    With school starting I haven't got as much time as I used to. I hope to get more of the story up soon, but...
  5. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    oh too bad....:cry:
  6. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    Ok, finally! A weekend!

    Setting: Rebel base, Briefing room, Yavin 4
    Dr. Bunsen Honeydew:
    Hello, and welcome to the briefing. I, Dr. Bunsen Honeydew, have been studying the plans for the Empire's ultimate weapon. I have found a little teensy-tinesy problem...
    ...In the design of the station.
    There is a small thermal exhaust port in the center trench that leads directly to the core. With Muppet Labs' new proton torpedos, blowing it up should be a breeze!
    (Beaker is carried away by a gust of wind)
    Now, Beaker, show them!
    (Beaker presses a button that sends a torpedo flying toward a piece of machinery, whigh explodes on contact)
    Oh, naughty Beaker! Now you've broken Muppet Labs' Crypto-anagonic Transmitter!
    (A smoldered and smoking Beaker rises up from the wreckage)
    Now (ahem), you have seen the, erm, extreme destructive power of the Muppet Labs Proton Torpedo. (snickers)

    (Rebel soldiers all yawn or boo)

    Next time: Boom!​
  7. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    that was pretty good beaker was hilrauos:eek:
  8. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Nice! You have Bunsen's voice down very well. Beaker was great too! Excellent stuff. :D
  9. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    I need to get some more inspiration before I post another chapter. I'm not sure how to make the battle of Yavin 4 funny.;)
  10. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    well you know how they are in ships and they have radio in them you could do a funny talk sequence between the people by radio
  11. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

  12. muppets2

    muppets2 Well-Known Member

    wow awesome t-shirt maybe ill buy it:):concern:
  13. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    Dear Reader,

    I am indefinitely suspending this fanfic. I feel that I would like to work on other things and not have this hanging over my head (until I start up again.) My next fanfic will be even better than this, I promise! Thanks for listening.

    Love, Scoots​
  14. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    Dear Reader,

    I am un-suspending this fanfic. Need I say more?

    Setting: Yavin 4, Hangar Bay. Luke is entering his X-Wing.

    Sam (to Robin):
    Do try not to get yourself killed, will you?
    I'll try.
    Oh, and by the way, for the last time, you're supposed to speak in beeps and whistles.​

    X-Wings fly out towards DTMS and are attacked by NOSE fighters.
    Rebel pilot 1:
    I've been hit!
    Rebel pilot 2:
    You hit me!​

    Luke's X-wing swerves out of their way and, along with others, flies out towards DTMS surface.
    Rebel pilot 3:
    Okay, so how does this help?​

    Meanwhile, in DTMS:
    Gonzo (to NOSE fighter pilots):
    Come with me.​

    They come with him, and the action switches back to the X-wings.
    Rebel pilot 4:
    I've been hit!
    Rebel pilot 5:
    So have I! can we just stop with this "I've been hit" business?
    Alright, then, I haven't been hit.
    Rebel pilots 4 and 5:
    Stop it!​

    Luke and rebel pilot 6, 7, and 8's X-Wings descend into the trench and are followed by Vader and the pilots' NOSE fighters.

    Hmm... the force is strong in this one!​

    The Millenium Falcon comes out of nowhere and shoots at the NOSE Fighters. The pilots' are destroyed, while Vader's spins off-course.

    Kermit (looking at Thermal Exhaust port):
    There's no way I can get my torpedo into there!​

    Voice of Rowlf:
    Use the Force, Luke.​

    Luke looks around for source of voice and NOSE fighter sends him off course. Luke uses force to stabilize X-wing and fires torpedo. As he flies away, DTMS explodes. Chicken Stormtrooper is seen gasping for breath among wreckage.

    Next time: A New Episode!​
  15. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

  16. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Very good! Liked Sam's exchange with Robin. :D
  17. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    New characters for this episode...
    YODA: Rizzo
    BOBA FETT: ? (any suggestions?

    not long enough ago, in a galaxy not far enough away...



    It is a dark time for the
    Rebellion. Although the Death
    To Muppets Star has been
    destroyed, Imperial troops have
    driven the Rebel forces from
    their hidden base and pursued
    them across the galaxy.

    Evading the dreaded Imperial
    Starfleet, a group of freedom
    fighters led by Luke Skywalker
    has established a new secret
    base on the remote ice world
    of Hoth.

    The evil lord Darth Vader,
    obsessed with finding young
    Skywalker, has dispatched
    thousands of remote probes into
    the far reaches of space…

    Setting: Imperial Rendexvous Point. NOSE fighters are seen, followed by Muppet Destroyers, followed by a SUPER MUPPET DESTROYER-Darth Vader's personal ship. Inside we see several officers. Darth Vader enters.

    Gonzo (pointing at screen):
    Where is that?

    Officer 1:
    It is Hoth, my lord.

    Gonzo (Pointing at base):
    and what is that?

    Officer 1:
    there are many small-Gahk! (Vader chokes him)

    He is there. I sense him.

    Officer 2:
    Yes, my lord. (to other officers) Set course for Hoth!

    Setting: Hoth. Luke comes riding on a tauntaun.

    And this is the planet's tropical zone! Wait-what's that?
    Rides over to crashed Imperial Probe Droid.
    An imperial probe droid. (Tauntaun bucks) Woah!

    Wampa appears, kills tauntaun, and drags Luke to cave. Luke wakes up upside down hanging from roof of cave. He sees his lightsaber nearby, uses the force on it, cuts himself free, and cuts off Wampa's arm. He escapes, then falls down on slope. He sees a vision of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

    Rowlf: Go to Dagobah. Train with master Yoda. Goodbye! (Vision disappears.)

    Han Solo rides up on his Tauntaun, puts Luke crosswise behind him on it, and rides off towards base.

    You will note the style change for my convenience.

    Next: Chicken Walkers! :concern:
  18. theprawncracker

    theprawncracker Well-Known Member

    Hmm... Perhaps Animal as Boba Fett?

    Great stuff! :D
  19. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    Production secret: except for changing "Death Star" to "Death to Muppets Star," I copied the opening crawl from the original. This was obviously not done with Episode IV. I could see Scooter doing Boba Fett, but he has been Lando for a while.
  20. Scooterthegofer

    Scooterthegofer Well-Known Member

    BEAKER gets the honor of playing Boba Fett!


    Chicken-shaped walkers slowly walk towards Echo Base. Commander Luke Skywalker and other Snowspeeder Pilots succeed in disabling some of them with their crafts' tow cables, but are eventually overwhelmed. Luke gets out of his crashed Snowspeeder and grapples up to the underbelly of one of the Chicken Walkers, cuts it open with his lightsaber, throws in a grenade, and then escapes to his X-Wing and sets course for Dagobah. Meanwhile Han and Leia are seen, inside the base.

    Piggy: Come on, come on! They're going to blow us up!

    Fozzie: They are? Run!

    They escape just as chunks of ice fall, blocking their way back.

    Piggy: Faster! Faster!

    Fozzie: Can't I get some rest? (clonked on the head by piece of ice) Apparently not.

    They enter the Falcon and escape just as Darth Vader and Snowtroopers enter.

    Gonzo: Curses! Foiled again!

    As Han and Leia leave the planet, they are attacked by NOSE Fighters and Muppet Destroyers. They temporarily escape by swerving into a hole in one of the larger asteroids.

    Piggy: Whew!

    Fozzie: Talk about it.

    They hear a growl and the tunnel shakes.

    Fozzie: On second thought, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!

    Piggy: The tunnel's closing!

    Fozzie: That's not a tunnel.

    They escape as Space Worm opens its mouth again. Meanwhile, we see Beaker (Boba Fett) along with Lew Zealand, Link Hogthrob, Animal, and Beauregard as Bounty Hunters on board the Super Muppet Destroyer, being briefed by Darth Vader.

    Gonzo: So, as you can see, there will be a substantial reward for the one who finds the Millenium Falcon.

    Link (to other Bounty Hunters): I'm not just going to capture them, i'm going to disintegrate them!

    Gonzo (continuing): ...And I want them alive - no disintegrations!

    Link: Aww.

    The Millenium Falcon has plastered itself to the rear of the Super Muppet Destroyer. They disguise themselves by escaping in the airlock disposal. Unwittingly, they are followed by Boba Fett in the Slave 1.

    Bumm bumm bummmm!

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