Muppets/L.A. Times article

[Fozzie Bear]

He also patches burst tires.

 

[wes]

Ah.... Jessica

I'd watch it!!!

As long as she doesn't sing the theme song

 

[Luke]

As long as she doesn't sing the theme song

No we've got Eminem and 50 Cent doing that, with Kelly Clarkson on Triangle and Britney on the Washboard!

 

[Super Scooter]

No, no, that's cardboard! Not washboard!

 

[Luke]

No the cardboards ON the washboard. It got soggy during the audition process. I'd better get someone to clean the casting couch too!

 

[Super Scooter]

I'd better get someone to clean the casting couch too!

... I don't even want to know.

 

[dwayne1115]

ok

wow i kenw i was gone for a little time but now after reading the last few posts on this one i think my not being here has drove some of yall to such strange things as useing wet carbord on couches or somthing i just wish i had some clue what all that has to do with the muppet l.a times pice. shessh.

 

[Luke]

... I don't even want to know.

.... penguin hair and stale styrofoam chips!

 

[dwayne1115]

what kind of jenney crige dite is that now.

 

[wes]

No we've got Eminem and 50 Cent doing that, with Kelly Clarkson on Triangle and Britney on the Washboard!

YESSSSSSSSS!!