My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Me: I suppose you'd rather Picasso
Mildred: No, I don't eat any type of pizza topping at this time of night.

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Piggy: You do not want to dance with moi?
Me: Not even remotely
DanDan: How about me?
Me: Just keep walking dearie
*Kermit walks past*
Piggy: Don't even think about it...

 

[Vibs]

Me: ... so.... um... What do you think of um... my... dress?

Animal: HA HA HA HA HA HAA!!

Me: *Blinks* .... um...

... Now that's a man for me! He says exactly what he means!! ...um... expresses it...

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: I don't know why they let that guy in here.
Me: I think he owns the place.
Mildred: Not the green, the red animalian one.
Me: Animalian? Is he an artist?
Mildred: The running gag is running out...
Gags Beesly: *runs past*

 

[theprawncracker]

Me: If we're can't go for steaks, how about a tossed salad?

Hilda: No problem! Boys! *lettuce flies in and lands on me* He he, just a little Hilda ha ha there.

 

[Krazedmuppet]

oh... all dressed up and no where to go... as usual... everyone elce is dancing, who will dance with me at Beau and Mildred's party?!
(Kinda had a crush on Gonzo since I was 2, but hes dancing with Camilla, dont want to be a home wrecker)

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Me: Hey, everyone. I found someone who knows how to treat a guy
Pig choreographer from VMMC: Yeah
Me: OK, sorry. This is too weird, even for me
DanDan: And he's me
Me: Then who are you?
DanDan: Me!
Me: Then who am I?
DanDan: You
Me: Then aren't I called "you"
DanDan: Yes
You: I get it
Me: Me too
DanDan: Who's me too?
Me II: I am

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Ah, look at that poor soul, all alone.
Me: Yes, Sam the Eagle has no one to dance with.
Mildred: I meant the sick girl in the corner.
Me: I meant the ill eagle in the corner.
Mildred: *sigh*

 

[D'Snowth]

Dang, is everyone just hovering around this thread right now like flies on cheese?

 

[Vibs]

Me: Animal, you have .... um... you are so... you.... your eyebrow is charming!

Animal: ... YOUR EYEBROW TOO!!

Me: ...um... yes. My... eyebrow... right... err....