My true love unleashed...

[Beauregard]

Dang, is everyone just hovering around this thread right now like flies on cheese?

Me: Flies on cheese?
Mildred: No thank you, I've just eaten.

(Yes, apparently so....it's running faster than the Moppet family did on it's opening site, so grab a partner, D'Snowth, and join us)

 

[D'Snowth]

Alrighty, who's still up for grabs?

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

Me: ...um... yes. My... eyebrow... right... err....

Your left is good too!

 

[theprawncracker]

Hilda: Ryan, do you enjoy psycology?

Me: Yeah, it's alright why?

Hilda: Because The Psyco Logy is checking you out.

*A crazy looking purple monster is seen behind me*

 

[Beauregard]

Alrighty, who's still up for grabs?

Me: That D'Snowth certainly adds a certain something to this floor.
Mildred: Yes, I think commeners would call it Wacks.
Me: Wax?
Mildred: Oh, is there? *slips down, pullign me down also*

 

[D'Snowth]

Meanwhile, over at the punch table...

ME: (Drunk) Hit me baby! One more time! (Gulp) Who's up for some of this?! (Makes gestures towards himself).

 

[DanDanStrawberry]

DanDan: So run this by me again
This: OK *runs by DanDan*

 

[Krazedmuppet]

ME: err... *cough* (tying to get sams attention) eh-hem... (looks around... but only sees the braclet that Im wearing)
Sam: Is that american made?!
ME: oh, yes, 100% pure USA plastic
Sam: Lets dance (pulles me by the arm) you know, Plastic was invented by the americans....

 

[Vibs]

Me: Why thank you Dan for saying that about my left eyebrow! Actually I think your elbow rocks!

Animal: ELBOW!! ELBOW!!!!!!

Me: well, Animal's elbows are really handsome of course... If he had any that is....um....

 

[Beauregard]

Mildred: Why do they call it a punch bowl?
Me: Don't even ask.

Bea{What a sad bunch we must be to end up danceing with imaginary Muppets while cracking the oldest puns in the book, or, um, we are perfectly timed comedians}regard