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Palisades Lunch Break

Discussion in 'Action Figures' started by GLUE, Sep 4, 2002.

  1. GLUE

    GLUE New Member

    Hey I figured I would start it, so people don't have to read through our goofy stuff to get to all the real questions for Ken!
  2. grail

    grail New Member

    you obviously havn't been paying close attention...the "ask Ken" thread is FILLED with "goofy stuff"...heck, Ken's responsible for half of it...
  3. tomahawk

    tomahawk Member

    so what was for lunch today? sounded like a big ol' bag of screwin' around. hahahaha i think this is great. do you guys need a personal chef?
  4. incredeeble!

    incredeeble! New Member

    I don't think they do... They know how to make burnt popcorn!
  5. grail

    grail New Member

    you know, if i could type in "Swedish Chef-ese", i could make a really funny joke right about now...but as it stands, i can't without a lot of thought, and i'm typing this post while teaching this person on my phone how to "right click" the mouse (seriously) so i can't put too much thought into it...so you'll have to settle for:

  6. MikeHornPalisad

    MikeHornPalisad New Member

    Get back to work, you slackers!!!

    This company would be great if it weren't for the employees!
  7. tomahawk

    tomahawk Member

    yeah, you guys get back to work!!!
    sorry mr. horn didn't want to distract them.
  8. grail

    grail New Member

    okay...now THAT'S funny...

    way to crack the whip, Mike! heh heh...slackers

    (i just realized how lucky i am that MY boss doesn't stop into this board and see how much time i spend chatting when i'm supposed to be working...)
  9. Smig

    Smig New Member

    Look in a mirror when you say that!

  10. GLUE

    GLUE New Member

    I'm in no way slacking, I'm providing valuable information to the people of Muppetcentral. Stuff like "Travis and his burning popcorn and the update of the dailybit" :o
  11. Slim

    Slim New Member

    Yeah...no slacking over here either. Travis, well...he's another story! But, it seems to me that we are proving to be quite entertaining to the members here at Muppet Central. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch a bunch of idiots that work together talk trash about each other on a public internet forum...it's quality family fun!!!
  12. ElecMayhem

    ElecMayhem Active Member

    I ain't scared of Mike Horn...

    'Course, I can say that because he just left for a long weekend.

    Okay, with Mike gone, the following rules are in effect:

    (1.) Pants optional
    (2.) Scuba gear manditory
    (3.) Thursday, September 5 is bring your pet to work day
    (4.) Friday, September 6 is send your evil twin to work day
    (5.) All paperclips are henceforth to be named "Murphy"
    (6.) Greg is fired
    (7.) Keith is promoted to "the new Greg"
    (8.) The paper shredder is promoted to "the new Keith"
    (9.) Greg is re-hired and will now be in charge of shredding paper
    (10.) Henceforth, work begins at 11:30
    (11.) Lunch will now be referred to as "food eating time"
    (12.) Llamas must be ridden to and from the water cooler
    (13.) I am to be called "Master of all time and space"
    (14.) No one is allowed to use the words, "orange", "hyperbole", or "amplify."
    (15.) Ken is to be referred to as "Travis Jr."
    (16.) Only singing between the hours of 2-4 pm; NO TALKING!!
    (17.) Pastries will be provided each day by 9 am... to be used as projectiles
    (18.) Post-"Food Eating Time" snacks will be brought around by trained monkeys promptly at 3 pm
    (19.) Everyone must pause silently for a brief moment whenever anyone mentions Mike Horn. *moment of silence*
    (20.) I like cheese

    Thank you

    Master of all time and space
  13. Slim

    Slim New Member



    The New Greg
  14. GLUE

    GLUE New Member

    That paper shredder has no idea what it's in for!!! I'll teach that mother, some respect! 11:30 maybe I'll actually be out of my daily coma. Do we have to ride the llamas bare back or do we get a saddle? I'm concerned about chaffing.
  15. ElecMayhem

    ElecMayhem Active Member

    Now remember boys, tomorrow is bring your pet to work day. Stewart will make his debut appearance here. (See the "Who works at Palisades" thread... Stewart is my 30 pound cat) Hey, can Stewart be day 3 of the "Travis-antics" daily bit week on the web site? PU-LEEEEZE!!
  16. Slim

    Slim New Member

    (1.) Pants optional
    (2.) Scuba gear manditory

    That's all fine and dandy...except for what Greg, err....paper shredder master guy, is doing...sorry man, I don't think the snorkle goes there....yikes!

    Ok, I have a new goal in life now, and that's to make this thread as long, if not longer, then the "ASK KEN" thread. WHO"S WITH ME? (picture me standing in front of an army, similar to the scene in BraveHeart)

    They Can Take Our Lives, But They'll Never Take Our Thread!!!!
  17. grail

    grail New Member

    2 things:

    1) Travis, AKA "Master of all Time and Space.", AKA he who doesn't know that the period goes on the OUTSIDE of the quote, you know he can read this right? it'll still be on the board when he comes back from his long weekend of "private time"

    2) man i need a new job...this forum has been the most entertaining part of my day. well, that and this: http://www.skippyslist.com

    (beware, there's some language...but not much)
  18. ElecMayhem

    ElecMayhem Active Member

    What the..? coming back..?

    Oh poop. I've never been much of a big picture person.

    Oh and *ahem* grail, if you will refer to rule #13, I am to be called "Master of all Time and Space." Thank you.
  19. grail

    grail New Member

    so you're saying it takes three of you to be as keen as Ken is in his own thread? wow, that's quite complimentary for a bunch of guys who just defiled his office with a llama.

    EDIT: there, i fixed it...how's that?
  20. GLUE

    GLUE New Member

    Oops hope I didn't hurt you Slim. !

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