Palisades Lunch Break

Slim

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Yeah...no slacking over here either. Travis, well...he's another story! But, it seems to me that we are proving to be quite entertaining to the members here at Muppet Central. I mean, who wouldn't want to watch a bunch of idiots that work together talk trash about each other on a public internet forum...it's quality family fun!!!
 

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I ain't scared of Mike Horn...

'Course, I can say that because he just left for a long weekend.

Okay, with Mike gone, the following rules are in effect:

(1.) Pants optional
(2.) Scuba gear manditory
(3.) Thursday, September 5 is bring your pet to work day
(4.) Friday, September 6 is send your evil twin to work day
(5.) All paperclips are henceforth to be named "Murphy"
(6.) Greg is fired
(7.) Keith is promoted to "the new Greg"
(8.) The paper shredder is promoted to "the new Keith"
(9.) Greg is re-hired and will now be in charge of shredding paper
(10.) Henceforth, work begins at 11:30
(11.) Lunch will now be referred to as "food eating time"
(12.) Llamas must be ridden to and from the water cooler
(13.) I am to be called "Master of all time and space"
(14.) No one is allowed to use the words, "orange", "hyperbole", or "amplify."
(15.) Ken is to be referred to as "Travis Jr."
(16.) Only singing between the hours of 2-4 pm; NO TALKING!!
(17.) Pastries will be provided each day by 9 am... to be used as projectiles
(18.) Post-"Food Eating Time" snacks will be brought around by trained monkeys promptly at 3 pm
(19.) Everyone must pause silently for a brief moment whenever anyone mentions Mike Horn. *moment of silence*
(20.) I like cheese

Thank you

Master of all time and space
 

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LET THE FUN BEGIN!!!!!


Sincerely,


The New Greg
 

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That paper shredder has no idea what it's in for!!! I'll teach that mother, some respect! 11:30 maybe I'll actually be out of my daily coma. Do we have to ride the llamas bare back or do we get a saddle? I'm concerned about chaffing.
 

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Now remember boys, tomorrow is bring your pet to work day. Stewart will make his debut appearance here. (See the "Who works at Palisades" thread... Stewart is my 30 pound cat) Hey, can Stewart be day 3 of the "Travis-antics" daily bit week on the web site? PU-LEEEEZE!!
 

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(1.) Pants optional
(2.) Scuba gear manditory


That's all fine and dandy...except for what Greg, err....paper shredder master guy, is doing...sorry man, I don't think the snorkle goes there....yikes!


Ok, I have a new goal in life now, and that's to make this thread as long, if not longer, then the "ASK KEN" thread. WHO"S WITH ME? (picture me standing in front of an army, similar to the scene in BraveHeart)

They Can Take Our Lives, But They'll Never Take Our Thread!!!!
 

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2 things:

1) Travis, AKA "Master of all Time and Space.", AKA he who doesn't know that the period goes on the OUTSIDE of the quote, you know he can read this right? it'll still be on the board when he comes back from his long weekend of "private time"

2) man i need a new job...this forum has been the most entertaining part of my day. well, that and this: http://www.skippyslist.com

(beware, there's some language...but not much)
 

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What the..? coming back..?

Oh poop. I've never been much of a big picture person.

Oh and *ahem* grail, if you will refer to rule #13, I am to be called "Master of all Time and Space." Thank you.
 

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Originally posted by Slim
Ok, I have a new goal in life now, and that's to make this thread as long, if not longer, then the "ASK KEN" thread. WHO"S WITH ME? (picture me standing in front of an army, similar to the scene in BraveHeart)
so you're saying it takes three of you to be as keen as Ken is in his own thread? wow, that's quite complimentary for a bunch of guys who just defiled his office with a llama.

EDIT: there, i fixed it...how's that?
 

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Oops hope I didn't hurt you Slim. !
 
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