RPG: Super-Muppets (Summer 2005)

[Beauregard]

*frowns*

Is it really that exciting?

Inside is a bar for drinks, and a row of computers, as each super hero sits by the computer, an e-mail appears for them.

E-MAIL: Well Done. Bravo. Congratulations, and, Hmpf. How rude of you to be finished so fast. I supose I should let you take the rest of the evening off. Maybe I will. Maybe I won't. Drink up. Your ever lovely, Voice.

Uh oh...this is so terrable! I simply cannot decide, should I have ice in my coke, or have it straitghtened? I mean...um...straight up?

 

[Vibs]

Would you mind stop wembling around, have a radish in your coke!! BING!

...

Do they have radish cokes around here?!

 

[Beauregard]

*asks bar tender*

Do they have radish cokes around here?

No good...the bartender is a qenguin..all he'll say is Quack. So, um, what did you think about that electirc-mail?

 

[The Count]

*Pulls up outside cybercafe in Countmobile, and has it parked for him.

Hey Bo...Er, Janitor Supreme... Good job out there, so uh... Yeah drinks. They have lemon-lime sodas here?
*Sits down at computer near other heroes and starts chatting.

 

[Beauregard]

Hey there Mr Batty. I say, would it be at all posssible with your gadgets to trace that e-mail back to it's postman?

 

[The Count]

Hmmm... Don't think so. You need the computer that received the original E-mail in the first place. But come on... We're here at this cybercafe to relax. At least, what it is some of us might consider relaxing.
Just wait and I bet ve'll get another E-mail from that voice or vhatever it is.

*Internally: Hmmm, a message from that voice. Why, wouldn't it just speak to us? I'll have to trace this message back to its sender and find out vhat's going on with The Voice.

 

[Vibs]

*A flying sandal enters*

Sandal: HAs Anyone seen my shoes!??? ... wait, sandals don't wear shoes... Never mind!

*Leaves*

The Red Streak: ..um... That was a bit weird...!!

 

[Beauregard]

*frowns at sandel*

*frowns at Red Streak*

*frowns at Count*

*frowns at drink*

*whispers*

Red, I told you not to do that with your Exra Energy Power...*sips drink*...hey, I wonder if I turned into liquid if...

*interupted by a voice*

VOICE: Sorry, honey-bunches, but I decided I wouldn't leave you in peace and quiet. Sure, you did good, but that was just test one. Before I give you clue one to secret one, you must do the next thing. A villian known only as "X and Bacon" has taken a powerfull tool known as the "Atomic Diamond Device" from the museam of antiquities. You gotta go get it. Oh...and I sugest you start looking soon. No one (except me, aha ahahahah!) know who he is or why he needs that thing...good luck!

 

[Vibs]

Then why don't you just tell us Mr. Voice?!!

*Red gets the "Why are you dumb or something? HE IS A VOICE he's supposed to be like that!" eyes from everybody*

... WhaT!??

 

[theprawncracker]

No! Not X and Bacon! Hokay? Well, I geuss we better head to the Museum of Antiquities. Maybe we'll find some ladies. To The Prawn Mobile! Hokay?

*Dashes off to The Prawn Mobile*

Well come on what are jew waiting for? Well I'm leaving. Hokay? Jew will have to catch up to me.